Cosmosis [Formerly The UFO Rabbit Hole]

If you watched the show it was just not what you would expect, should be new and sort of exciting. I was bored sorry.

This podcast is a woman sighing a lot and asking, “What does it all mean?” And talking at you like she’s Carrie Bradshaw at the end of sex in the city except and instead of sex she’s exploring the “narrative.” Which really confounds her. If you really like the word narrative, just don’t listen to this podcast, cause it will ruin the word narrative for you. She has an obsession with the word narrative—she talks about believing the narrative, losing faith in the narrative, questioning this narrative, this narrative….—without ever really defining what the narrative actually is. It’s almost like narrative is her higher power, as if she’s in some kind of Narrative Anonymous… she wrestles with this narrative more than Jacob wrestled with that angel. Except that Jacob managed to create a whole religion and I think that this lady’s problem is there’s plenty of religions already and she just needs to go join a real one. They did at first and better. They’re 3008 she’s 2000 and late like Fergie says. And she never misses a chance to unleash a sigh so profound it prolly rattles her windows and then, “What does it all mean?” It just ends up feeling like she’s cosplaying an intellectual. Very sincerely though…you guys I’m telling you she’s so sincere that a hallmark card dripping with pastels that opens into like a 3-D paper baby koala bear in a cute anime girl outfit would roll its eyes and be like dial it back gurl

I LOVED the UFO Rabbit Hole; I felt like it was one of the few modern phenomenon-related casts that wasn’t afraid to discuss topics that delved into the “woo”. However…the first episode of cosmosis is one of the most boring audio sessions I’ve ever subjected my ears to. We literally learned more about the history of slavery in east Texas than we did the phenomenon. Maybe it was the subject matter, maybe it was the subject (human) themselves, but it was awful. Inane. Meandering. And again, the worst sin a podcast can commit: it was dang BORING. I’ll come back for episode 2 and try again (out of an abundance of respect for Kelly), but I can’t give it another shot after that. Side-note: the new co-host drones on like a humanoid dictionary-reader. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Absolutely absorbing! Love the new deep dive and your regular podcast. ♥️♥️♥️