The Modern Apes Podcast

Witz Comedy Network
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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd host a weekly hilarious Historical Comedy Podcast. Join us on the PATREON! (300+ Hours of Content) https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheModernApes

  1. 4d ago

    MARVEL BRACKET WAR" Heroes vs. Villains" | Modern Apes

    The Apes are absolutely Crushing on Patreon right now, make sure to go check the boys out over there for another 2 bonus episodes per week!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back Ape Army member and Draft Dodgers alike. With the new Spider-Man movie coming out soon this week Tristan and Daniel got one for all of the nerds out there that get really into Marvel movies and comic books. We are doing a Heroes vs. Villains in a head to head bracket wars. During the episode you might see the boys reading comments and those are coming directly from the Ape Army watching LIVE on Patreon. (Could be fun take a look) Make sure to leave and comment and sub if you haven't already while you watchalong. The bracket goes through all of your favorites Spider-Man, Iron Man, Hulk, and anything else you can cook up. Tristan even shoehorned Moon Knight into this list for some reason, it didn't end well but he got in. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE WINNER LEAVE A COMMENT AND THE REASON WHY!! Chapters: 0:00 Patreon Plugs 1:12 Opening Riffs 7:20 Moon Knight vs. Spider-Man 17:17 Iron Man vs. Deadpool 24:27 Captain American vs. The Punisher 29:14 Hulk vs. Wolverine 35:33 Spider-Man vs. Deadpool 37:55 Captain America vs. Hulk 43:09 Dr. Doom vs. Loki 50:08 Thanos vs. Venom 51:41 Magneto vs. Ultron 54:16 Green Goblin vs. Kingpin 57:50 Green Goblin vs. Magneto 58:30 Dr. Doom vs. Magneto 1:00:43 Spider-Man vs Captain America 1:02:01 Final Showdown: Spider-Man vs Magneto 1:04:23 Patreon Names. SOCIALS: Tristan Bowling https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en The Modern Apes IG https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Jul 14

    "VIRAL Animal Warfare" | Modern Apes | Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd

    Calling all DRAFT DODGER'S this is the link to enlist in the "Ape Army" Patreon. 300+ hours of bonus content the boys have put together from 5 years of doing a show together. GIVE IT A LOOK!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd are back to bring you another epic week of "The Modern Apes" podcast, Bracket War edition! This week we have a bracket that comes from the Vampire, and its about Animals baby! Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my! On this episode we find out who the real top of the animal kingdom is. Also we are super open to topics or suggestions for directions of the show, please leave a comment. We do it for the Army and want you guys to have the best experience watching the show! CHAPTERS: 0:00 Patreon Read 1:22 Opening Riffs 2:41 Animal Wars 3:45 Peta Not 4 Animals 7:40 The Start of War 23:08 Are Lions Like That 46:33 The Hippo Makes it OUT 49:42 Tristan Likes Bears 1:01:12 The Final Showdown 1:06:10 Patreon Names #comedy #patreon #trending #animalvideos #animal #funny #funnyvideos #podcast #comedypodcast #legionofskanks #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. Jul 9

    Chain Restaurant Showdown! | Modern Apes | Ft. Andrew Orellana

    PATREON is 90% off for the first month right now! 300+ Hours of content! Don't be a draft dodger, become a member of the Ape Army today! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, the summer of Bracket Wars Continues! This week we are talking American Chain Restaurants baby!! All the heavy hitters, Buffalo Wild Wings, Chiles, Applebee's and MORE! Debate along with the boys and guest this week Andrew Orellana as we find out who is the top dog of the chain restaurants! Make sure to leave a comment on where you think your favorite should have finished, and if you agree with the winner. Be sure to follow all of the boys and the pod page on socials, and leave a like and comment to help the Channel Grow! CHAPTERS: 0:00 Join The Patreon 1:11 Hit The Music 1:35 Opening Riffs 11:45 The Left Side 45:30 The Right Side 58:35 The Final Showdown 1:01:20 Patreon Names SOCIALS: Tristan Bowling https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Andrew Orellana https://www.instagram.com/aorellanacomedy/?hl=en The Modern Apes IG https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en #comedy #jokes #trend #podcast #history #tournament #chainrestaurant #restaurant #competition #challenge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  4. Jun 29

    EPIC Beer Tournament Gets HEATED | The Modern Apes

    If you like this and want to hear the juicy details of all things BTS Modern Apes make sure to go check out the boys on there growing Patreon. Weekly bonus eps, movie watchalongs, and the highly rated INTERNAL AFFAIRS! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd . It is time for another one of the more popular episodes we do here at TMA....Bracket Wars BABY!!! (And just in time for the 4th of July) This time we are doing something that will likely hit close to home for our audience....BEER! The boys break down a 32 brand beer March Madness style bracket, where there can be only one winner. Obviously Tristan is a Coors light fan through and through, while Daniel is a loyalist to the Anheuser-Busch company and the most popular beer in America(the world) Bud Light. Should make for an interesting battle where we really have no clue who will win. Make sure to leave your thoughts on the on the Tournament. We would love to hear who you thought won, and if you disagree with any of the picks that we made, and why. Then make sure to like, sub, and for the love of all that is holy....smash that notification button so you know when we drop. Chapters: 0:00 Join The Patreon 0:43 Hit the Music 1:06 Opening Riffs 5:21 Hefe vs. Old English 8:19 Tecate vs. Bud Light 9:54 Old Style vs. Stella Artois 12:45 Keystone vs. Lagunitas IPA 16:52 Bud Light Lime vs. Samuel Adams 20:34 Guinness vs. Budweiser 24:47 Busch Light vs. Natural Light 26:33 Fat Tire vs. Steel Reserve 29:35 Olde English vs. Bud Light 30:05 Stella Artois vs. Keystone Light 31:20 Samuel Adams vs. Budweiser 32:11 Busch Light vs. Fat Tire 33:10 Bud Light vs. Stella Artois 34:48 Budweiser vs. Busch Light 35:22 Bud Light vs. Budweiser 39:50 Modelo vs. Rolling Rock 41:11 Natural Ice vs. Miller Lite 43:38 Miller High Life vs. Blue Moon 48:16 Goose IPA vs. Pacifico 48:32 Michelob Ultra vs. Shock Top 49:12 Corona vs. Dos Equis 51:00 Coors Light vs. Rainier 51:35 PBR vs. Heineken 52:50 Modelo vs. Miller Lite 53:32 Miller High Life vs. Pacifico 54:08 Michelob Ultra vs. Corona 54:28 Coors Light vs. PBR 55:03 Modelo vs. Miller High Life 55:26 Michelob Ultra vs. Coors Light 55:33 Modelo vs. Coors Light 55:38 Bud Light vs. Coors Light (Final Show Down) 1:01:19 Patreon Names Wrap Up #funny #male #beer #bros #marchmadness #tournament #tourney #drinks #comedypodcast #podcast #pods #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #competition #debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. Jun 29

    "Why Football is Better Then Soccer!" | World Cup History & Crazy Soccer Fans | The Modern Apes

    Welcome back the best comedy history podcast featuring a chosen chocolate and a day walking vampire the internet has ever seen. Do us a hard solid and take a look over at our Patreon to see where stuff gets really HOT! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Well now that the Knicks won the NBA finals, we are fully underway with the group stage of the World Cup being held here in North America. With that being said we are doing the most American thing ever and talking why our football clears the worlds football and its not even close. Daniel gets us started with an article from Medium written by Anne Coulter about the Socialism that is involved with the foundation of Soccer and why we don't get to behind it in the states. Plus a little history about the World Cup in the end. Tristan gets into a couple of famous tragedies that have happened over the course of the last few world cups. Tell us what you think and feel free to leave a comment for the boys. #worldcup #worldcup2026 #football #soccer #futbbol #nike #puma #stadiums #tartanarmy #scotland #history #modernapes #apes #comedy #historypodcast Chapters: 0:00 Join Our Patreon 20:00 Did You See The Patreon 35:00 Probably the 2nd Half 1:00:05 Patreon Names Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. Jun 15

    "Sketch Superstars" | Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Make sure to join the boys on PATREON for 2 bonus episodes weekly, become part of the Ape Army today!!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week we are talking about two of the most iconic comedy sketch performers of all time, it's Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans week y'all! First Tristan goes in DEEP on one of the most famous and controversial figures in the history of Saturday Night Live....Chevy Chase. The man the myth the legend himself who rose to fame with the Weekend Update, and then had many famous roles like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and Community. Plus a couple of other crashouts from his history and how it affected his career. Then Daniel talks about the leader of one of the most successful comedy families of all time....the one and only Keenen Ivory Wayans! From making the hit show "In Living Color" to leading the way for him and his family to make hits like the "Scary Movie" franchise and "My Wife and Kids." Hopefully you guys liked it and leave comment or question for the boys to answer. Love y'all! CHAPTERS: 0:00 Patreon Read 1:45 Intro Song 2:08 Opening Riffs 7:50 Fake Knicks Fans 10:42 Chevy Chase 41:33 Keenen Ivory Wayans 1:09:15 Patreon Names Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling🎳: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd🏈: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes🦍: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  7. Jun 11

    "Harambe Shakes a Nation" | RIP Harambe & Zoos | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week we are talking Harambe and is tragic death, plus what modern zoos are getting into and if we are into it or not! Daniel breaks down what it was like when that little kid fell into the pit with a 450 pound silverback gorilla and the lengths they took to protect it OR NOT!! Which again if you think we it was warranted that is on you! Weirdly enough the boys came in with the same topic before the show started, so someone had to pivot! Tristan ended up talking about the top ten worst zoo stories in American history! If you liked the ep make sure to have your notification bells on and leave a comment for the guys to respond to! Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 00:58 Patreon Plug 2:20 Live From Witz 3:10 We Are Talking Harambe 7:44 Was it worth it 13:36 Breathing Techniques 17:18 The Race to Harambe 19:30 Is Harambe Alive? 29:28 Installing Cameras 33:05 This Is The Middle 38:07 Landing in the cage 48:50 Accidents happen 1:06:41 What Is A Better Way? 1:08:27 Floating Away 1:10:05 Patreon Names #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #newyork #entertainment #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes #space #spacerace #moon #moonlanding #moonlight #harambe #ripharambe #zoos #zoo #monkey #apes #primate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  8. Jun 3

    "Did We Land On The Moon?" | Space Race & The Moon Debate | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week we are talking SPACE!! This feels like somehow such an obvious topic that we just haven't gotten to yet. The boys start the show we a new camera angle that they did not know they had. Daniel breaks down what it was the Rooskies and US were getting into when we "Allegedly" went to space for the first time. Tristan came in hot with the story of the moon landing with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, as well as 7 Space related accidents. Which again if you think we landed on the moon then this story is for you. If you liked the ep make sure to have your notification bells on and leave a comment for the guys to respond to! Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 00:58 Patreon Plug 2:20 Live From Witz 3:10 We Are Talking Space 7:44 Did We Moon Land? 13:36 Breathing Techniques 17:18 The Space Race 19:30 Is Sandy Koufax Alive? 29:28 Installing a Murphy Bed 33:05 Apollo Scary Movie 38:07 Landing Back on Earth 48:50 7 Accidents in Space 57:35 The Apollo Mission 59:21 Blowup Situation 1:06:41 What is a Cosmonaut 1:08:27 Floating Away 1:10:05 Patreon Names #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #newyork #entertainment #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes #space #spacerace #moon #moonlanding #moonlight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd host a weekly hilarious Historical Comedy Podcast. Join us on the PATREON! (300+ Hours of Content) https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheModernApes

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  • Creator
    Witz Comedy Network
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    228
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd
  • Show Website
    The Modern Apes Podcast

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