The Modern Apes Podcast

Witz Comedy Network
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  • Updated Weekly

A True Crime/True Story podcast about some of the most interesting humans to roam the Earth! Hosted by Stand Up Comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling! Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!

  1. 2d ago

    EPIC Beer Tournament Gets HEATED | The Modern Apes

    If you like this and want to hear the juicy details of all things BTS Modern Apes make sure to go check out the boys on there growing Patreon. Weekly bonus eps, movie watchalongs, and the highly rated INTERNAL AFFAIRS! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd . It is time for another one of the more popular episodes we do here at TMA....Bracket Wars BABY!!! (And just in time for the 4th of July) This time we are doing something that will likely hit close to home for our audience....BEER! The boys break down a 32 brand beer March Madness style bracket, where there can be only one winner. Obviously Tristan is a Coors light fan through and through, while Daniel is a loyalist to the Anheuser-Busch company and the most popular beer in America(the world) Bud Light. Should make for an interesting battle where we really have no clue who will win. Make sure to leave your thoughts on the on the Tournament. We would love to hear who you thought won, and if you disagree with any of the picks that we made, and why. Then make sure to like, sub, and for the love of all that is holy....smash that notification button so you know when we drop. Chapters: 0:00 Join The Patreon 0:43 Hit the Music 1:06 Opening Riffs 5:21 Hefe vs. Old English 8:19 Tecate vs. Bud Light 9:54 Old Style vs. Stella Artois 12:45 Keystone vs. Lagunitas IPA 16:52 Bud Light Lime vs. Samuel Adams 20:34 Guinness vs. Budweiser 24:47 Busch Light vs. Natural Light 26:33 Fat Tire vs. Steel Reserve 29:35 Olde English vs. Bud Light 30:05 Stella Artois vs. Keystone Light 31:20 Samuel Adams vs. Budweiser 32:11 Busch Light vs. Fat Tire 33:10 Bud Light vs. Stella Artois 34:48 Budweiser vs. Busch Light 35:22 Bud Light vs. Budweiser 39:50 Modelo vs. Rolling Rock 41:11 Natural Ice vs. Miller Lite 43:38 Miller High Life vs. Blue Moon 48:16 Goose IPA vs. Pacifico 48:32 Michelob Ultra vs. Shock Top 49:12 Corona vs. Dos Equis 51:00 Coors Light vs. Rainier 51:35 PBR vs. Heineken 52:50 Modelo vs. Miller Lite 53:32 Miller High Life vs. Pacifico 54:08 Michelob Ultra vs. Corona 54:28 Coors Light vs. PBR 55:03 Modelo vs. Miller High Life 55:26 Michelob Ultra vs. Coors Light 55:33 Modelo vs. Coors Light 55:38 Bud Light vs. Coors Light (Final Show Down) 1:01:19 Patreon Names Wrap Up #funny #male #beer #bros #marchmadness #tournament #tourney #drinks #comedypodcast #podcast #pods #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #competition #debate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 7m

  2. 2d ago

    "Why Football is Better Then Soccer!" | World Cup History & Crazy Soccer Fans | The Modern Apes

    Welcome back the best comedy history podcast featuring a chosen chocolate and a day walking vampire the internet has ever seen. Do us a hard solid and take a look over at our Patreon to see where stuff gets really HOT! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Well now that the Knicks won the NBA finals, we are fully underway with the group stage of the World Cup being held here in North America. With that being said we are doing the most American thing ever and talking why our football clears the worlds football and its not even close. Daniel gets us started with an article from Medium written by Anne Coulter about the Socialism that is involved with the foundation of Soccer and why we don't get to behind it in the states. Plus a little history about the World Cup in the end. Tristan gets into a couple of famous tragedies that have happened over the course of the last few world cups. Tell us what you think and feel free to leave a comment for the boys. #worldcup #worldcup2026 #football #soccer #futbbol #nike #puma #stadiums #tartanarmy #scotland #history #modernapes #apes #comedy #historypodcast Chapters: 0:00 Join Our Patreon 20:00 Did You See The Patreon 35:00 Probably the 2nd Half 1:00:05 Patreon Names Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 13m

  3. Jun 15

    "Sketch Superstars" | Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Make sure to join the boys on PATREON for 2 bonus episodes weekly, become part of the Ape Army today!!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another week of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week we are talking about two of the most iconic comedy sketch performers of all time, it's Chevy Chase & Keenen Ivory Wayans week y'all! First Tristan goes in DEEP on one of the most famous and controversial figures in the history of Saturday Night Live....Chevy Chase. The man the myth the legend himself who rose to fame with the Weekend Update, and then had many famous roles like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and Community. Plus a couple of other crashouts from his history and how it affected his career. Then Daniel talks about the leader of one of the most successful comedy families of all time....the one and only Keenen Ivory Wayans! From making the hit show "In Living Color" to leading the way for him and his family to make hits like the "Scary Movie" franchise and "My Wife and Kids." Hopefully you guys liked it and leave comment or question for the boys to answer. Love y'all! CHAPTERS: 0:00 Patreon Read 1:45 Intro Song 2:08 Opening Riffs 7:50 Fake Knicks Fans 10:42 Chevy Chase 41:33 Keenen Ivory Wayans 1:09:15 Patreon Names Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling🎳: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd🏈: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes🦍: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 15m

  4. Jun 11

    "Harambe Shakes a Nation" | RIP Harambe & Zoos | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week we are talking Harambe and is tragic death, plus what modern zoos are getting into and if we are into it or not! Daniel breaks down what it was like when that little kid fell into the pit with a 450 pound silverback gorilla and the lengths they took to protect it OR NOT!! Which again if you think we it was warranted that is on you! Weirdly enough the boys came in with the same topic before the show started, so someone had to pivot! Tristan ended up talking about the top ten worst zoo stories in American history! If you liked the ep make sure to have your notification bells on and leave a comment for the guys to respond to! Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 00:58 Patreon Plug 2:20 Live From Witz 3:10 We Are Talking Harambe 7:44 Was it worth it 13:36 Breathing Techniques 17:18 The Race to Harambe 19:30 Is Harambe Alive? 29:28 Installing Cameras 33:05 This Is The Middle 38:07 Landing in the cage 48:50 Accidents happen 1:06:41 What Is A Better Way? 1:08:27 Floating Away 1:10:05 Patreon Names #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #newyork #entertainment #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes #space #spacerace #moon #moonlanding #moonlight #harambe #ripharambe #zoos #zoo #monkey #apes #primate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  5. Jun 3

    "Did We Land On The Moon?" | Space Race & The Moon Debate | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the Patreon now!! It gets you the public episode 3 days early, access to the livestream, and 8 bonus eps a MONTH! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week we are talking SPACE!! This feels like somehow such an obvious topic that we just haven't gotten to yet. The boys start the show we a new camera angle that they did not know they had. Daniel breaks down what it was the Rooskies and US were getting into when we "Allegedly" went to space for the first time. Tristan came in hot with the story of the moon landing with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, as well as 7 Space related accidents. Which again if you think we landed on the moon then this story is for you. If you liked the ep make sure to have your notification bells on and leave a comment for the guys to respond to! Make sure to follow the boys on socials!! Tristan Bowling: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 00:58 Patreon Plug 2:20 Live From Witz 3:10 We Are Talking Space 7:44 Did We Moon Land? 13:36 Breathing Techniques 17:18 The Space Race 19:30 Is Sandy Koufax Alive? 29:28 Installing a Murphy Bed 33:05 Apollo Scary Movie 38:07 Landing Back on Earth 48:50 7 Accidents in Space 57:35 The Apollo Mission 59:21 Blowup Situation 1:06:41 What is a Cosmonaut 1:08:27 Floating Away 1:10:05 Patreon Names #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #newyork #entertainment #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes #space #spacerace #moon #moonlanding #moonlight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 16m

  6. May 26

    "Medieval Mania" | Ft. Blake Freeman | Pee Usage + Plague Doctors | The Modern Apes Podcast

    BLESS THE BOYS ON PATREON!! WEEKLY BONUS EPS AND BTS!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week the boys get a guest from "Down Unda" in Blake Freeman. He wanted to get into Medieval Times......and boy did we! After a bit of riffing Daniel goes into 5 different ways that people in those times would use pee for things other than the bathroom. Like cleaning CLOTHES!! Yeah it get a little grimy but it some stuff you should know for sure. Then Tristan comes in with the history of the plague doctor. The big scary bird looking thing that would make your hair fall out the second you saw them. They would often have herbs and spices like KFC in their beak to protect from disease.....surprise it didn't work out all that well. If you enjoy watching these and don't want to fully join the patreon no worries, just drop a lil comment and hit the HYPE button, everything counts love yall! Make Sure To Follow ALL Of The Socials! Tristan Bowling Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Blake Freeman https://www.instagram.com/blakefreemancomedy/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes Page: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #comedypocast #pod #podcast #trending #legionofskanks #jokeworld #danielbridgegadd #tristanbowling #blakefreeman #australian #australia #apes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 13m

  7. May 19

    "Restaurant Warz" | Ultimate Fast Food Tournament | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Now every week Thursdays at 6pm you guys can join the livestream only ONLY ON PATREON and chat with the boys! Join the Ape Army Here!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd!! It's time for everyone's favorite type of episode...BRACKET WARZ!! This week Tristan & Daniel debate tournament style to see who is the true king of fast food! This is also the very first LIVE STREAM we have done on the cast! If you want to get the episode 3-4 days early and affect the show you got to be a part of the APE ARMY! Make sure to leave a comment for the algo lords and hit that hype thing cause we think it helps. 0:00 Join The Patreon 1:50 Opening Riffs 6:14 Combo Restaurants 18:33 Tristan's Birthday Present 21:20 Arby's vs. Jack in The Box 25:30 Auntie Annes vs. A&W 27:02 Boston Market vs. Burger King 29:36 Chick-Fil-A vs. Checkers 31:30 Chipotle vs. Cinnabon 33:48 Jimmy John's vs. Dairy Queen 40:45 Five Guys vs. Carls Jr. 42:41 In n' Out vs. White Castle 44:30 Jack in the Box vs. Auntie Annes 45:30 Burger King vs. Chick-Fil-A 49:00 Chipotle vs. Dairy Queen 49:15 Five Guys vs. In n' Out 50:39 Jack in the Box vs. Chick-Fil-A 52:30 Chipotle vs . In n' Out 53:50 Jack in the Box vs. In n' Out 55:32 El Pollo Loco vs. Taco Bell 57:27 Subway vs. Sonic 58:15 Wendy's vs. KFC 58:55 McDonalds vs. Long John Silvers 1:00:50 Quiznos vs. Steak & Shake 1:02:05 Duncan Donuts vs. Jersey Mikes 1:02:33 Panda Express vs. Panera 1:03:33 Popeye's vs. Whataburger 1:04:44 Taco Bell vs. Subway 1:05:03 Wendy's vs. McDonalds 1:10:01 Quiznos vs. Jersey Mike's 1:10:13 Panda Express vs. Whataburger 1:11:00 Taco Bell vs. Wendy's 1:17:23 Quiznos vs. Whataburger 1:17:30 Taco Bell vs. Whataburger 1:18:48 In n' Out vs. Whataburger 1:26:32 We Have A Winner!! 1:27:22 Patreon Names #comedy #restaurantstyle #restaurant #restaurants #bracket #tournament #standup #standupcomedy #killtony #roast #kevinhart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 36m

  8. May 18

    "Famous Militant Groups" | ft. Marito Lopez | Black Panther Party & Westboro Baptist Church

    Join the boys weekly on Patreon for 8+ hours of monthly content! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user Welcome back to another GLORIOUS week of The Modern Apes Podcast! We are absolutely juiced for out guest this week, the one and only Marito Lopez!! Known for his wit and quick Canadian humor, Marito wanted to come and talk the Black Panther Party, so we thought we would do a whole ep on "Militant Groups" in America. Even though Daniel is actively going through it with the coughing and the nose bleed and all that, he still powered through to talk the BPP. We basically go through all of the beginnings of the organization and how Huey Newton got the thing off of the ground. If you liked this make sure to comment some Black Panther facts! Then toward the end, after the great nose bleed of mid episode Tristan goes DEEP into the Westboro Baptist Church. You know the God Hates (bad word) Guys lol!! Honestly while not that big, and with recent numbers dwindling the group still has a presence at most well attended public events. If you liked this ep and want to help support the boys make sure to follow the boys on all socials, and get on that Patreon cause its juicy! Chapters: 0:00 Patreon Promo 1:10 Opening Riffs 2:55 Organized Blacks 4:35 Mesh T-Shirts 9:13 The Start of The Panthers 14:00 Huey Newton Origins 17:25 10 Point Manifesto 22:01 Daniel's Nose Bleed 28:20 Minister of Defense 30:00 Marito's Age 33:01 Daniel's Lawsuit 37:30 Raised By Conservatives 47:03 Huey Wrap Up 57:45 Westboro Baptist Church 1:09:09 PATREON NAMES! #comedy #blackpanther #blackpanthers #standupcomedy #standup #military #history #breakdown #learn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 17m
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A True Crime/True Story podcast about some of the most interesting humans to roam the Earth! Hosted by Stand Up Comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling! Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!

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  • Creator
    Witz Comedy Network
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    225
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd
  • Show Website
    The Modern Apes Podcast

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