Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

We make burgers out of your sacred cows
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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious. www.phetasy.com

  1. E297. Clavicular is the Male Kardashian - Dumpster Fire

    1D AGO

    E297. Clavicular is the Male Kardashian - Dumpster Fire

    Bridget Phetasy goes on a journey down the internet’s weirdest rabbit holes so you don’t have to. After seeing the new "Clavicular" trailer, she’s convinced we’ve officially entered the American Psycho era of masculinity. From young men obsessing over bone structure like it’s a full-time job to the rise of the "Male Kardashians," Bridget explains why most women would still rather date Shane Gillis than a guy who thinks his collarbones are a personality trait.  #MaleKardashians #Clavicular #Looksmaxxing #AmericanPsycho #Masculinity #DumpsterFire  Topics covered: The unsettling Clavicular trailer, why Gen Z is obsessed with bone structure, the American Psycho aesthetic, why "Edge Lords" are just the new Kardashians, and the Shane Gillis test for real-world attractiveness.  🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.  0:00 - Meet Clavicular: The Internet's Newest Edge Lord 1:30 - Singing "Heil Hitler" at the Club and Getting Banned 2:30 - Andrew Tate Says Sneako Is Secretly Gay (They're in a Feud Now) 4:00 - The Male Kardashians Theory 6:31 - BON CHARGE 8:00 - Clavicular's 24/7 Livestream Trailer Is an American Psycho Remake 10:30 - His Morning Routine Is Just a Big Pharma Ad 12:00 - The Tiny Hammer: What Is Bone Smashing? 14:45 - The Internet Critiques His Water Pressure 15:00 - Bridget Tries the Meat Tenderizer 16:00 - It's Not Looks Maxing, It's Click Maxing 17:03 - BlueChew 19:00 - What Looks Maxing Is Actually Doing to Young Men 21:00 - Women Have Been Looks Maxing Since Before It Had a Name 23:00 - Men Are Going to War With the Mirror 24:00 - A Message to the Young Men Watching This 25:30 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & BlueChew  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  - Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with promo code BRIDGET at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    28 min
  2. E296. You Don't Hate The News Media Enough

    3D AGO

    E296. You Don't Hate The News Media Enough

    Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "headline surgery" of the New York Times after an attempted terrorist attack in NYC. From renaming pipe bombs to "smoking jars of metal" to the media's desperate attempt to avoid the "T-word," Bridget exposes why you don't hate the media enough.  #MediaBias #NewYorkTimes #Gaslighting #NYC #dumpsterfire  Topics covered: Smoking jars of metal and fuses, the New York Times headline surgery, media gaslighting, the "mostly peaceful pipe bomb," and the Kardashian-level editing of the news.  🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 0:00 - NYT Called Pipe Bombs "Smoking Jars of Metal" 1:45 - The Protest: Jake Lang, 20 People, and a Goat 3:00 - Who Actually Threw the Bombs (Media Got It Backwards) 4:30 - How Every Outlet Covered the Story Wrong 5:29 - BRUNT Workwear 7:00 - NYC Mayor Blames White Supremacy 8:45 - The Media's Worst Headlines, Ranked 11:30 - CNN Wrote the Terrorists a Romcom 13:00 - The Bombs Didn't Even Go Off 15:00 - Quest 16:28 - Weather 17:00 - The Comedian Who Got a Bomb Thrown Over His Head Mid-Speech 18:15 - "He Threw a Bomb, Bro" — Stoner Witness of the Year 20:30 - Virgin Subtraction Model: A New System for Failed Terrorism 22:30 - The ISIS Salute Is the Gayest Salute Ever 23:00 - The Real Takeaway: Bombs as Evidence of Islamophobia? 24:16 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Quest  - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    26 min
  3. E295. Liberal Feminists Love the Ayatollah - Dumpster Fire

    MAR 6

    E295. Liberal Feminists Love the Ayatollah - Dumpster Fire

    Bridget Phetasy breaks down the "breathtaking circular logic" of American progressive women who are mourning the dismantling of a theocratic regime. From TikTokers calling for the "Death of America" to the silence of feminists regarding actual patriarchy, Bridget asks why liberal women are more afraid of "Islamophobia" than a regime that hangs women for showing their hair.  #Feminism #Iran #Ayatollah #TrumpDerangement #dumpsterfire  Topics Covered: Liberal women defending the Ayatollah , the #metoo silence on October 7th , Handmaid’s Tale costumes vs. actual repression , the "podcasting sissy" phenomenon , and why reality remains undefeated.  🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire.  0:00 - Progressive Feminists Defend the Ayatollah 4:24 - Intro 5:00 - Ridge Wallet (Sponsor) 6:30 - Where Are the Handmaids Now? 8:30 - Why Are Feminists More Afraid of Islamophobia Than Islam? 11:30 - White Leftists vs. Actual Iranians 14:00 - Mourning the Ayatollah Isn't Progressive 15:30 - To the Women of Iran: You Are My Heroes 16:00 - Sheath Underwear (Sponsor) 17:30 - Weather Report 18:00 - The Right Wing Is Even Worse on This 19:30 - These Dudes Wanted Masculinity and Now They're Crying 20:00 - Podcasting Is Inherently a Female Activity 22:30 - Both Sides Failed Iranian Women 23:30 - Phetasy News 24:30 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Ridge & Sheath  - Take advantage of Ridge’s once-a-year anniversary sale and get UP TO 40% Off by going to https://ridge.com/DUMPSTER  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    26 min
  4. E294. America Bombed Iran and Made Memes About It - Dumpster Fire

    MAR 4

    E294. America Bombed Iran and Made Memes About It - Dumpster Fire

    Bridget Phetasy breaks down the weekend's military operations and the bizarre explosion of AI-generated meme warfare that followed. From missile strikes set to relaxing beach music to the "first AI meme blitz," Bridget explores our increasingly dissociative relationship with modern conflict.  #Iran #Israel #MemeWar #AIPropaganda #dumpsterfire  Topics covered: AI-generated war memes, the fog of war in the social media age, dissociative military humor, lo-fi war beats, and why reality remains undefeated.  🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 0:00 - The first AI Meme Blitz 0:45 - Trump vs. The Ayatollah: AI Propaganda is here 1:30 - Real footage or AI slop? The Fog of War 2:15 - OnlyFans girls and the "Always Be Closing" war feed 3:50 - Why our war propaganda is actually amusing now 4:08 - Mud/Wtr 5:10 - The Left's struggling meme game 7:45 - Dissociative Warfare: Missile strikes and chill beach music 10:15 - Monitoring the situation from the kitchen (The "Useless" Joke) 12:20 - Sending one last reel before the end of WW3 14:30 - Why reality remains undefeated 15:15 - MASA Chips 17:00 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Mud/Wtr & MASA Chips  Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget  Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    27 min
  5. E293. Democrats STILL Have A Man Problem - Dumpster Fire

    FEB 27

    E293. Democrats STILL Have A Man Problem - Dumpster Fire

    Bridget Phetasy breaks down the longest State of the Union in history and why the Democrats’ response is only making their "man problem" worse. From Trump’s "aggressively masculine" variety hour to the nagging energy of the opposition, Bridget explores why the left is losing blue-collar men to the "Truck Commercial" energy of the GOP. #Democrats #Trump #SOTU #ManProblem #dumpsterfire #Olympics #Hockey  Topics covered: State of the Union variety hour, why men are leaving the Democratic party, Trump's Oprah-style medals, the "Idiocracy" of modern politics, masculine vs feminine political branding.  🔥 New episodes weekly. Subscribe for more Dumpster Fire. 0:00 - Democrats have a "Man Problem"  0:45 - The longest State of the Union in history  1:10 - Trump’s SOTU Variety Hour: Medals, heroes, and Oprah vibes  2:10 - Are we living in Idiocracy?  3:30 - My "Basic Bitch" skincare routine - BON CHARGE 5:10 - The "Very Obvious Trap" for Democrats  6:25 - "These people are crazy": Why the rival boycotts failed  7:40 - Theater kids in costumes: The Dem's "Tiger" response  10:55 - Insider trading and the Elizabeth Warren moment  12:50 - Somali Pirates and Ilhan Omar  13:50 - Trump wants a Medal of Honor for himself  15:40 - Two Truths and a Lie: SOTU Edition  17:15 - Grandma Should Know If She Has An STD - Quest 19:30 - The only bipartisan moment: The Hockey Team  20:45 - Presidential Medal of Freedom for a goalie?  21:30 - Why the GOP energy is a "Truck Commercial"  23:00 - "Sissy Boys" vs. Blue Collar men  24:20 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Quest  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    26 min
  6. E292. America Wins Olympic Hockey Gold…Then Ruins It on Social Media - Dumpster Fire

    FEB 25

    E292. America Wins Olympic Hockey Gold…Then Ruins It on Social Media - Dumpster Fire

    This weekend, American hockey did something that hasn’t happened in 46 years. The men’s team won Olympic gold. Beat Canada 2-1 in overtime. First time since the Miracle on Ice. And so obviously we managed to ruin it because America’s true national sport is tearing each other apart on social media. 0:00 - Introduction 3:44 - BRUNT 5:13 - Sprained My Eyes 16:37 - BON CHARGE 17:40 - Weather 18:08 - Parade of Morons 24:50 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & BON CHARGE  - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off with code BRIDGET at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    26 min
  7. E291. RFK Jr. Did Lines Off a Toilet Seat and Now He Runs American Health - Dumpster Fire

    FEB 20

    E291. RFK Jr. Did Lines Off a Toilet Seat and Now He Runs American Health - Dumpster Fire

    MAHA is furious with MAGA today and Bridget whips out her RFK Jr. impression. 0:00 - Introduction 4:59 - Cowboy Colostrum 6:31 - This F*ckin Guy 14:39 - Quest 15:38 - Weather 16:11 - What Is Happening? 18:48 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsor Cowboy Colostrum & Quest  - Fix your gut, make your hair healthier and stronger, and add some glow to your skin in 2026 with Cowboy Colostrum. Head to https://cowboycolostrum/dumpster and use code DUMPSTER for 25% off  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    21 min
  8. E290. Where Do You Fall On The Epstein Spectrum? - Dumpster Fire

    FEB 18

    E290. Where Do You Fall On The Epstein Spectrum? - Dumpster Fire

    The Epstein files are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of theory you’re going to get from someone. Everyone has a take on the Epstein files and Bridget is here to explain and analyze the Epstein Spectrum. 0:00 - Introduction 3:59 - Mud/Wtr 5:43 - The Epstein Spectrum Part 1 18:36 - Qualia 18:10 - Weather 18:38 - The Epstein Specturm Part 2 27:23 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Mud/Wtr & Qualia Stem Cell  Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your MUD/WTR with code BRIDGET at https://mudwtr.com/bridget  Try Qualia Stem Cell for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva

    29 min
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Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious. www.phetasy.com

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    We make burgers out of your sacred cows
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    299
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy
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