Retail Theater

The Synthetic Playhouse
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In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes these performances entertaining, albeit quirky, is that artificial intelligence is used as much as possible in the performance.

  1. 01/05/2022

    Customer was finally right about something

    Customer was finally right about something. Hold this This guy just can’t FATHOM our prices TRANSFER ME TO THE OTHER STORE I’m sorry I’m not a mind reader.

    11 min

  2. 12/29/2021

    The People wrote the check

    * Customer gets angry and leaves store shouting because I don’t work here * Difficult big box store door guy * I'm allergic to chemicals, you're going to buy me a new computer! * The man who has no idea what to get his wife! * The People wrote the check

    12 min

  3. 12/21/2021

    my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants

    I can’t believe I'm the one with the brain tumor I Told You So In which we learn what minimum means Just because I have long hair doesn't mean I work at Guitar Center my arm is soaked in cat pee and there's a snake stuck to my pants

    16 min

  4. 12/17/2021

    My Hero Cashier

    Her name is Sophie! Karen yells we need to get our act together My Hero Cashier Where is your lanyard?! You don't deserve to have a job! Debatable, but you're still wrong.

    11 min

  5. 12/14/2021

    Your hold time is ridiculous!

    Dirty Ice on the Side Please how to deal with rude people on Black Friday Teacher doesn't know what a mouse looks like Why dont you ask someone who works here Turned out Im actually the jerk Your hold time is ridiculous!

    18 min

  6. 12/10/2021

    You and what army

    Crazy lady tries her darnedest to crash our staff meeting how to deal with rude people on Black Friday. when you need to go to the ER and need a nurse, good luck Some crazy lady screamed at me for not helping her You and what army

    11 min

  7. 12/07/2021

    What did you say that med was for again?

    * Selling cars is a hell of a drug * Server almost threw away my husbands work credit card! * What did you say that med was for again * Why can’t I use my ripped up receipt for a return * Why you shouldn't use free trials in production

    11 min

  8. 12/03/2021

    Stop Trying To Understand

    * I decided to be nice to the rude customer * Kid and Her Parents Thought I Worked In The Computer Shop * My husband and I spent 45 min explaining to an airline call center agent the difference between arrival and departure. How is your holiday prep going * Stop Trying To Understand * System issues cause a single mother panic, I look deeper

    15 min
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About

In the Retail Theater, the synthetic playhouse performs stories about people acting up in retail or consumer situations. The stories themselves are funny or recount unthinkable behaviors. What makes these performances entertaining, albeit quirky, is that artificial intelligence is used as much as possible in the performance.

Information

  • Creator
    The Synthetic Playhouse
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © The Synthetic Playhouse
  • Show Website
    Retail Theater