The 5th Platoon Bay

Cotton Hill
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A one-on-one with your favorite FORMER 3rd year Drill Sergeant from Instagram. SSG Hill is here to address serious issues, answer his Platoon’s stupid questions, and ramble about nothingness as Staff Sergeants are one to do. You know him for his crazy antics, hilarious memes, his Service Member / Vet / DS Mental Health Outreach, and his charities. SSG Hill is here to vent to you all his weekly activities, while tackling the issues that leadership doesn’t want to address. He also was the nominated as the best Instructor in the Army and had a ShareDrive on his page to enrich future leaders.

  1. 12/31/2024

    SFC Thomas Jackson conversation before trying to Murder DS Cottton Hill

    SO!!!! This is the “Famous” cornering of SFC Thomas O. Jackson cornering ME!!! “SSG Cotton Hill” aka, in real World People, lame SSG Michael Anthony D’Astoli, and threatening to “Hunt Me Down”, and using Government resources to “stalk” My Online Persona like f*****g Charlie Day in the “Pepe Silva” Episode. Yeah Tommy. Ya figured it out 3-years ago. Holy shit. I was exposing Evil People (Pedophiles, Rapists, and Murders) just like You tried to be, and failed, sad face, back then, but then after Tommy found out about said recording He tried *Chuckles* to get a f*****g “Wire Tap” Charge on Me, while the Great State of Georgia believes in “One-Party Consent”. I catch this M**********r in a “Puh Puh Puh PWeaseeeee 1SG Don’t Hurt Me” like f*****g Simple Jack because SFC Thomas O. Jackson is not only an attempted Murderer, but a f*****g RETARDED with a Capital RRRRRRRRR. Yeah. Tommy. I’m breaking MPO. You tried to kill Me. By telling Your friend MSG Shaun Dunn I had a recording of HIM. Which I didn’t. You knew that. You told Him anyways. Then He Physically Assaulted Me to the point where I was puking up water. Required 2-years of INTENSE Physical Therapy for My Back because it would go Numb from My Ass to to Knee and THEN!!!!! Because of THAT!!!! Injury My Meniscus Tore because I was walking funny so while You’ve been living “Your Best Life”. I had to go through Daunte’s Inferno. Way to get someone else to try to Kill Me Tommy. Dude. You should have just killed Me Yourself. MSG Shaun Dunn is a MENTALLY DISABLED PERSOB. You manipulated a literal MENTALLY DISABLED PERSON. To try to f*****g Kill Me Man. Owe it. I had to. The Surgery, and All this Shit SUCKED!!! And guess what Tommy…it was for what now…. Jokes…Freedom of Speech.

    34 min

  2. 06/01/2024

    Season 2, Episode 1: Fall of The Military / Hero Journeys

    SSG Cotton Hill Discusses In PROBABLY His Shortest Actual Podcast The Fall Of The Military / Hero Journeys.

    30 min

  3. 05/23/2024

    *Special Episode* Cotton Hill’s “Situation” Story

    Now That It’s Been Two Years…I’m Giving You My “Therapy” Ramblings About What Happened During “My Situation”. Now You Have A Full Picture Of Ramblings.

    1h 46m

  4. 01/06/2024

    A Little Update

    Just A Quick Update

    13 min

  5. 11/26/2023

    Episode 9 - The 5th Platoon Bay Podcast

    After two months of silence SSG Cotton addresses where he’s been, how he’s handled his “fame”, why he’s been silent on LPDs, how NCOs can connect to their subordinates, hating gate guards, have a better mentality while serving in the Military, how the Infantry and other MOSs can work better together, how to deal with Toxic Leadership, Infantry-Tank Conflicts, Worst Aspect(s) of the Army, Broadening/ Force Generating Assignments, why Conventional Forces aren’t ready to fight, MOS he believes are obsolete, gaining Self Confidence, and Ukraine / ACFT.

    1h 24m

  6. 11/26/2023

    Episode 8 - The 5th Platoon Bay Podcast

    In this episode of the 5th Platoon Bay Podcast, DS Cotton has his good friend, mentor, and fellow Meme Lord @MDMP_memes_for_staff_teens on to discuss questions that the Enlisted had to a long serving Officer. DS Cotton and MDMP "MAJ Shaggy" make a lot of in depth discussion regarding the questions of "Why are the Officers hated on by the NCO", "Why do Officers go by the book rather than asking the Soldiers around them", "Why does the Army prioritize b******t "check-in-the-box" tasks over quality training", "What makes an amazing Officer / how to be as a brand new Officer", and "How to excel in a Staff position". Both DS Cotton and MDMP address these questions from a Senior Officer's perspective and a season NCOs perspective to come to both varying view points and commonalities on how to address these situations. TO NOTE: there are some situations of technically difficulties, but DS Cotton would like everyone to know he very honored to have MDMP on as a distinguished guest, mentor, and educator to help all of you in your own careers. Until next time 5th PLT, I wish you the best, and I hope you enjoy this episode.

    1h 15m

  7. 11/26/2023

    *SPECIAL EPISODE* The Destabilization of American Society and Patriotism

    In this very special episode, DS Cotton covers his up and coming post about the destabilization of American Society thru Soviet influences. In this episode DS Cotton references Soviet Spies, the tactic of “Ideological Subversion”, how it affected the Korean and Vietnam War, the progression of Socialist / Communist ideologies thru American educational systems known as “The March Through Institutions”, his personal experience being raised as Socialist / Liberal in America, how he escaped the indoctrination, and how it is ultimately being played out in its final stages. DS Cotton would like to remind his followers that he is neither Left, nor Right. He considers himself a Logical Centrist meaning he is devoid of beliefs, and uses academic journals, papers, statistics to form a middle ground ideology of his own. This episode / post is not to attack anyone. It is merely to educate and expand your mind. If you agree, you agree. If you don’t, that’s okay. That’s perfectly fine. It is now on you to do your own independent research to find the truth. “Everything is a lie until you find the real truth”. - DS Cotton Hill

    30 min

  8. 11/26/2023

    Episode 7 - The 5th Platoon Bay Podcast

    In this episode DS Cotton Hill talks about the complexities of Military Manuals, Officer vs. NCO relations, Recruiters / Prior Service rights as a Trainee, Training Videos on YouTube, Badges and Medals, SJW Commercials, the castration of the NCO Corps, prepping for BCT / OSUT, (the 11M / 11H / 19C / Sniper MOS), tips for prior Service / how there’s no effective way to be a quickly great NCO, Marriages / Relationships, Careers after the Military, Male NCOs interactions with subordinate or peer Female Soldiers, Allied Nations, lack of discretion for Combat MOSs in recruting, simple mistakes done during BD1, Recon a skill for Infantry OSUT, War with Russia / China, and how to go to Ranger / SFAS. DS Cotton closes his Podcast out with referencing Military OneSource and how it ever need help we are always here for you in 5th PLT.

    1h 53m
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About

A one-on-one with your favorite FORMER 3rd year Drill Sergeant from Instagram. SSG Hill is here to address serious issues, answer his Platoon’s stupid questions, and ramble about nothingness as Staff Sergeants are one to do. You know him for his crazy antics, hilarious memes, his Service Member / Vet / DS Mental Health Outreach, and his charities. SSG Hill is here to vent to you all his weekly activities, while tackling the issues that leadership doesn’t want to address. He also was the nominated as the best Instructor in the Army and had a ShareDrive on his page to enrich future leaders.

Information

  • Creator
    Cotton Hill
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Cotton Hill
  • Show Website
    The 5th Platoon Bay