All Talk No Jeans

Nick and Alyssa
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Comedy
  • Weekly

All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway. Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children.  There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally. We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.

  1. 1d ago

    Halloween Costumes, Pranks & the Chili We Almost Lost

    Halloween memories age into family lore. Sometimes that lore involves a cousin disappearing into a Tin Man costume. Sometimes it involves cheese hidden in a truck. Nick and Alyssa share childhood costume stories, listener prank confessions, and memories of a very enthusiastic backyard haunted house. Along the way, we revisit Little Hugs drinks, make the case for daytime trick-or-treating, and explain how a cozy campfire dinner nearly turned into a fast-food run. It’s costumes, candy, questionable teenage decisions, and the chili that thankfully survived.What’s your most memorable Halloween story? We’re also collecting Thanksgiving cooking fails and family chaos for a future episode. Share yours in the comments, follow the show, and pass this episode along to a friend. Thank you to our Patreon supporters for being part of the All Talk, No Jeans community!

  2. Oct 26

    Our Families Should NOT Have Survived These Stories 😂 | All Talk No Jeans

    Our Families Should NOT Have Survived These Stories 😂 | All Talk No JeansEvery family has stories that get passed down for generations. Some are heartwarming. Some are hilarious. And some make you wonder how your relatives survived long enough to have children.This week on All Talk No Jeans, we're diving into family legends, ridiculous accidents, and some of the funniest stories passed down through generations.A tree falls on a tractor, a grandfather turns a minor injury into a crime scene, and one great-grandmother finds the ultimate way to deal with a nosy neighbor listening in on the telephone.Plus, we talk about our kids' questionable family traditions, Nick's unhinged historical connection videos, and why some stories are just too good to let die.In this episode: A falling tree and the world's most casual response to a head injuryFamily accidents that probably should have ended differentlyHilarious family lore from RedditThe legendary words "Smell that, Murti!"Why our kids have developed some very concerning chantsAnd a grandfather who took DIY dentistry a little too farTimestamps 00:00 — Welcome to All Talk No Jeans 01:52 — Nick's internet hecklers 03:00 — Our family's ridiculous chants 07:25 — The family accident stories begin 08:12 — The falling tree disaster 18:57 — The legend of Murti 20:01 — Dentistry was apparently optional 23:39 — The soldiers who got very lost 27:09 — Our kids' questionable traditions 30:02 — Closing and next week's Halloween episodeWe want YOUR family stories!What's the funniest, strangest, or most unbelievable story your family still tells? Share it in the comments or send it to us. We might feature it in a future episode!❤️ Support the podcast and get early access and other perks on Patreon: [Patreon link]Subscribe for more family-friendly chaos, ridiculous conversations, and things we were going to talk about anyway.#AllTalkNoJeans #FunnyPodcast #FamilyStories #PodcastComedy #FamilyHumor

  3. Oct 19

    DIY DISASTERS: I Put a Hole Through My Hand!

    What happens when home improvement goes horribly wrong? Apparently, you end up with a lot of stories. 😂This week on All Talk, No Jeans, Nick and Alyssa dive into some truly ridiculous construction fails, DIY disasters, and home improvement nightmares. Nick shares the time he accidentally drove a wooden push stick THROUGH his hand while woodworking. And somehow, that's only the beginning.From plumbing disasters that flooded the house to a roofing company that really should have known better, we're sharing our own questionable decisions alongside hilarious stories from friends and family.We also discover that construction projects and common sense don't always go hand in hand.🛠️ In this episode: A woodworking accident that left a permanent scarAustralian chickens defeating a poorly constructed enclosurePlumbing mistakes and unexpected indoor waterfallsA flying chain hook and other family construction mishapsA roofing job that turned into a nightmareFurnace repairs and unwanted houseguestsHave a construction fail of your own? Tell us in the comments! We might feature your story in a future episode.If you enjoy random conversations, ridiculous stories, and a husband-and-wife podcast where almost nothing is off-limits, subscribe and join us!🎙️ All Talk, No Jeans Follow us on TikTok and Patreon: @alltalknojeans #AllTalkNoJeans #DIYFails #ConstructionFails #HomeImprovement #FunnyPodcast

  4. Oct 12

    The Gagisode

    🎙️ The Gagisode | All Talk, No Jeans WARNING: This episode may trigger your gag reflex. You've been warned. 🤢 This week on All Talk, No Jeans, we're diving headfirst into some of the most disgusting, stomach-turning, and downright hilarious stories we've ever shared. We asked you to send us your best gag-worthy experiences, and boy, did you deliver! From parenting disasters to unfortunate travel experiences, we're exploring the moments that make you question whether laughing or throwing up is the appropriate response. But it's not all bodily fluids and bad decisions! We're also talking about our inexplicably large collection of Ortega taco sauce, some exciting changes to the podcast, and what's coming next for our Patreon supporters. Grab your headphones, put down your lunch, and prepare yourself for THE GAGISODE! 🎧 All Talk, No Jeans: We discuss things we were going to talk about anyway. 💬 Join the conversation! What's the grossest thing you've ever experienced? Share your stories in the comments!📧 Email us: alltalknojeans@gmail.com 📱 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube. ❤️ Support the show on Patreon: @alltalknewjeans And if you enjoy the show, leave us a five-star review! It helps us spread jean hate across the nation. We love you guys! No jeans allowed.

  5. Oct 5

    Diet Coke Is Battery Acid & Other Strong Opinions

    We came into this episode with six beverages, no McDonald’s breakfast, and apparently a LOT of opinions. This week we’re ranking and cranking energy drinks, reminiscing about childhood camping trips, responding to listener comments, discussing the surprisingly massive size of Australia, and eventually arriving at one of our strongest shared convictions: Diet Coke tastes like battery acid. We also discover that zero-sugar soda and diet soda actually ARE different, which means this episode accidentally contains factual information. Please don’t get used to it. It’s another episode of All Talk, No Jeans, where we discuss things we were gonna talk about anyway. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube, and come tell us what we got completely wrong this week.

  6. Sep 27

    Raccoons, Rainstorms and Camping Gone Wrong

    Nick and Alyssa planned a relaxing trip to Lake Michigan. Then raccoons stole the buns, a thunderstorm soaked the campsite, and camping moved to the living room. They also share listener stories and family lore featuring fearless campground raccoons, a cliffside mishap, a collapsing tent, and bike rides that went very wrong. Plus, a mystery Subaru shopper named Kathy has people calling the wrong number. Have a funny family story of your own? Send it to All Talk No Jeans for a future episode.

  7. Sep 21

    Foot to Balls

    On today’s episode we discussed taekwondo and the chaos of competition day. We also debate Dana Carvey movies and plan for camping. Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This Instagram : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc  Youtube : All Talk No Jeans TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans & morethanthis.co Patreon : All Talk No Jeans Website : https://morethanthis.co/

  8. Sep 14

    Road Rage & Family Destinations

    On today’s episode the hosts discuss how the kids are following in their footsteps, discuss sitcom families, and family destinations. Www.morethanthis.co TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans & morethanthis.co Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This Instagram : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc

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All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway. Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children.  There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally. We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.

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  • Creator
    Nick and Alyssa
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    81
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Nick and Alyssa
  • Show Website
    All Talk No Jeans

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