The Turtle Club

The Turtle Club
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Monthly

Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!

  1. 3d ago

    S5Ep5 - Dunston Checks in (1996)

    Our brothers (and sister) in Christ (pronounced ch-rised) discuss the 1996 film Dunston Checks in, Elles mother being a liar, Alan being fat and Eli believing in the magic of spotlights. Also: the death of Owen Hart and Surf & Turf combos.  e-mail us at TheTurtleClub69@gmail.com to hear your questions, comments & hatred on the podcast!

    50 min

  2. Apr 9

    S5Ep4 - Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Ever wonder what it would be like if cocaine made a movie? With a cash-grab AC/DC soundtrack? Trucks come to life? That would suck!!! email us at Theturtleclub69@gmail.com

    53 min

  3. Apr 2

    S5Ep3 - Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

    Our hosts Did not watch Bloodfist 3 due to a shift in the timeline thanks to the devious Lee Wormy Oswald. They instead discuss the 1986 John Carpenter masterpiece, Oscar snub Big Trouble in Little China. Anyone in the mood for 5 Guys? Anyone see that movie Heretic?

    42 min

  4. Mar 21

    S5Ep2 - Tremors (1990)

    Jeroid appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramoid's "low talker" girlfriend; Georgoid moves in with his parents.

    32 min

  5. Mar 9

    S5Ep1 - Jurassic Park (1993)

    With all that dead weight gone, our remaining hosts let loose on 1993s hit feature, Jurassic Park! They discuss the movie more than ever! Email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for suggestions, questions and donations (please).

    45 min

  6. Mar 9

    S4Ep24: 2025 Wrap-Up (Timeline mix-up)

    Our hosts wrap up the final full year for the Turtle Club, we say goodbye to Migel and hello to our former president. Stay tuned for extended seasons and email theturtleclub69@gmail.com for answers to all questions with any and all timelines.

    48 min

  7. Feb 19

    S4Ep23 - Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

    Four friends discuss the final movie of 2025, they discuss Ernest in Martyrs, when The Simpsons go bad and the timeline gets fixed. Alan was not aware you could hear him eating chocolates so clearly.

    36 min

  8. Feb 9

    S4ep22 - Rat Race (2001)

    Mr. Bean falls asleep and no one enjoys it. Alan is the coolest. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.comTwitter @turtleclubpod

    57 min
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Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!

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  • Creator
    The Turtle Club
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    72
  • Rating
    Explicit
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  • Show Website
    The Turtle Club