The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

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The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!

  1. 1d ago

    Murdering and Heart Conditions Don't Mix, Circadian Sun Satellites, Never Tell Me Heavy Metal Fans are Weird, That's Not Batman That's Spiderman, The Stupidest Story We Have Ever Had

    Send us Fan Mail A correction: With the Batman vigilante story, Bryan said that the Spanish word for "thief" is "ratero" (from the article), but "ladrón" might be a better word. The Drink: The Rumrunner 1 ounce light rum1 ounce dark rum1 ounce banana liqueur (such as Giffard Banane du Bresil)1 ounce blackberry liqueur (such as Giffard Creme de Mure)1.5 ounces pineapple juice1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezeda splash of grenadineGarnish: Raspberries and BlueberriesThe Stories: Boyfriend dies while dumping girlfriend: https://lawandcrime.com/crime/boyfriend-dumping-strangled-girlfriend-in-the-woods-dies-while-dragging-her-body-police-find-him-in-fetal-position-right-next-to-the-dead-mother-of-3/ Circadian Sun Satellites: https://www.iflscience.com/fcc-approves-extremely-controversial-space-mirror-satellite-that-could-flash-blind-drivers-and-ruin-astronomy-84071 Pop Concerts; Poop Concerts https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/ https://consequence.net/2026/06/noah-kahan-bathroom-philly/ More Constitutional Law: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/indiana-food-truck-slogan-removed-market-b3017418.html That's Not Batman, That's Spiderman: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/mexican-batman-vigilante-thieves-tied-posts-b3005104.html The Dumbest Story We Have Ever Had: https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/kansas-city-porta-potty-mountain-dew-bottle-firefighter-rescue-trapped-man-portable-toilet-bizarre-rescue-kansas-city-fire-department This Week in Duh: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-ky-sheriff-says/ Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  2. Aug 4

    Enjoy Your Poop Sandwich, Mutant Bear Escapes, RVs Don't Have Court Clothes, Drama at The Local Arby's, Horseplay and Guns Don't Mix, The Lululemon Caper

    Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Reflecting Pool: 1oz Rum1oz Mezcal3/4oz Honey3/4oz Lime Juice1 Bar Spoon Matcha6-8 Mint leavesThe Stories: The Shit Sandwich Cop: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-news/former-san-antonio-cop-who-fed-homeless-man-shit-filled-sandwich-gets-big-promotion/ The Mutant Bear: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzgq2rzqro Ye and His Swastikas: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-news/san-antonio-asks-ye-to-refrain-from-singing-about-hitler-selling-swastika-shirts-at-july-4-concert/ Florida Man Commits Burglary While on His Way to His Trial for Burglary: https://www.wfla.com/top-videos/florida-man-arrested-for-burglary-while-en-route-to-court-for-another-burglary-charge-police/ Drama at The Local Arby's: https://www.turnto23.com/us-news/crime/oklahoma-arbys-employee-accused-of-giving-herpes-to-a-customer No Horseplay with Firearms: https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/horseplay-backfires-pasadena-police-officer-accidentally-shot-by-colleague/5RVDAWDJUJC7JJ4LPONDFZ7YEU/ This Week in Duh: The Lululemon Caper: https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/women-charged-4k-stolen-lululemon-clothing-recovered-chicago-south-side Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  3. Jul 21

    Off-fish Etiquette, The Streamer and the Cheater, Ding Dong Ditch and Tackle, Plane Turns Around Because Bluetooth, Give Me Your Tens of Dollars

    Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Martini - 4oz Gin Splash of Vermouth Olive garnish The Stories: Take the Fish Out of the Microwave: https://abcnews.com/US/officer-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-firearm-fellow-cop/story?id=133528324 The Streamer and the Cheater: https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/streamer-catches-girlfriend-cheating-with-her-cousin-thanks-to-camera-on-cats-litter-box-3372566/ Uber Lost and Found: https://abcnews.com/US/uber-releases-list-strangest-lost-found-items-dentures/story?id=133532267 Angry Man Snaps: https://www.wibw.com/2026/06/03/man-tackled-children-off-bikes-dragged-1-into-his-home-after-being-ding-dong-ditched-weeks-police-say/ Plane Turns Around: https://www.npr.org/2026/05/31/nx-s1-5841913/united-airlines-flight-diversion-bluetooth Give Me Your Tens of Dollars: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/boston-lemonade-stand-armed-robbery.html This Week in Duh: Vegas is Expensive: https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/usa-canada/i-ordered-2-drinks-las-37238343 Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  4. Jul 7

    The Cow Costume Murder, The Steroid Olympics, The Boy Band Baby Daddy Caper, Cybertruck vs. Lake, Let's Fix this Pothole with the Truck

    Send us Fan Mail Lots of murder and cars in this one. The Drink: Old Fashioned: 2oz Bourbon or Rye Whiskey1.2oz Simple Syrup2-3 Dashes of Angostura BittersThe Stories: The Cow Costume Murderer: https://www.syracuse.com/state/2026/04/upstate-ny-man-in-cow-costume-accused-of-attempting-to-stab-family-member.html (Two Parter) The Steroid Olympics: Part 1 - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2026/05/23/athletes-steroid-olympics-walking-billboards-for-big-pharma/ Part 2 - https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/cal-swimmer-enhanced-games-wins-22274834.php The Boy Band Baby Daddy Caper: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktok-star-recruited-dad-kill-boy-band-baby-daddy-officials-say-rcna346063 Cybertruck vs. Lake: https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/cybertruck-lake-grapevine-texas-5-19-2026/ K.I.T.T. Takes a Ride: https://apnews.com/article/knight-rider-car-speeding-ticket-new-york-24d37fa3e975363d8bcef5bbbb7bf089 Plumber's Crack Discrimination: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/11/woolworths-worker-plumbers-crack-case-thrown-out-ntwnfb This Week in Duh: Let's Fix this Pothole with the Truck: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/12/lorry-gets-stuck-in-hole-walton-somerset Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  5. Jun 23

    Please Put Your Robot Away, Yet Another Sex Doll Caper, A Social Media Filter Does A LOT of Heavy Lifting, Taco Bell Shootout, "Ballsmaxxing"

    Send us Fan Mail The Drink - Gin and Tonic: 3 Parts Gin 1 Part Tonic Water The Stories: The Robot Traveller: https://people.com/southwest-customers-experience-one-hour-delay-due-to-an-unusual-robot-passenger-11963941 Translucent Chicken: https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/food-blogger-makes-translucent-fried-chicken-that-looks-like-glass-sculptures.html The Sex Doll Caper: https://pinktentacle.com/2008/09/man-charged-with-dumping-silicone-girlfriend/ That's Not You: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/search-for-missing-woman-hampered-by-her-excessively-edited-social-media-photos.html Taco Bell Shootout: https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/ BallMaxxing: https://www.vice.com/en/article/inside-ballmaxxing-the-niche-practice-of-inflating-your-balls-to-cantaloupe-size/ This Week in Duh: AI Making AI Policy is a Bad Idea: https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ai-policy-south-africa-withdraw-b2966866.html Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  6. Jun 9

    The Voice-Operated Poop Car, I Can Speed Because I Drive a Supra, That's Some Freudian Stuff Right There, 91-Year-Old Grandma Pwns Noobz, The Mayor has No Pants

    Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Royal Bermuda Yacht Club: 2 oz rum¾ oz curacao¾ oz falernum¾ oz lime juiceThe Stories: The Voice-Operated Poop Car: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1l92yv4mydo  I Can Speed Because I Drive a Supra: https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/crime/2026/04/10/drunk-florida-super-speeder-arrested-123-mph-bonita-springs-lee-county-supra/89548383007/ That's Some Freudian Stuff Right There: https://yle.fi/a/74-20221623 91-Year-Old Grandma Pwns Noobz: https://www.cleveland.com/community/2026/04/video-game-playing-senior-sparks-concern-then-relief-at-westlake-police-department.html The Mayor has No Pants: https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/town-of-mooresville-appeal-release-surveillance-footage-mayor-chris-carney-town-hall-controversy/275-6cccdcd6-ed06-40bf-a798-4a5f6c2f3f12 Facebook Finally Does a Good Thing: https://www.leesburg-news.com/2026/04/14/facebook-post-helps-track-down-man-suspected-of-masturbating-on-the-road/ This Week in Duh: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/20/cocaine-pollution-may-disrupt-behaviour-of-salmon-study-suggests Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  7. May 26

    Waffle House Teleportation, Vaping Squirrels, Lottery Guy - Robbery Guy, The Easter Bunny Covers His Tracks, Hemingway Could Not Have Written This Better

    Send us Fan Mail Longest intro ever! The Drink: The Manhattan: 3 oz Rye Whiskey 1 oz Sweet Vermouth 2 Dashes Angostura Bitters The Stories: Waffle House Investigation: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YlA.ZZqY.Irq7lWLGXjUM&smid=url-share Vaping Squirrels: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/25/vaping-squirrel-London-RSPCA/9501774459163/ Lottery Guy Gotta Rob: https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/ Easter Bunny Covers His Tracks: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/family-finds-possible-human-remains-in-long-beach-during-easter-egg-hunt-police-say/ar-AA20fyLd?cvpid=11643d1aeda24243d208f5f2c68ef039 Hemingway Didn't Have to Write This: https://people.com/retired-matador-killed-by-bull-ahead-of-fight-11943189 Judgey Zoom Call: https://www.wyff4.com/article/judge-zoom-call-driving-zoom-court/70866616 This Week in Duh: The Accidental Traffic Jam: https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/whos-going-tell-them-traffic-085101675.html Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

  8. May 12

    Corn Hole Murder Guy, Let's Learn How Regional Dialects Work, Checking for AI Plagiarism by Using AI to Check for AI Plagiarism and Then Checking That AI for AI Plagiarism

    Send us Fan Mail Our first ever retraction! The Drink: The Raspberry Cosmo: 2 oz Vodka 1 oz Chambord 3/4 oz Lime Juice The Stories: Boy Kibble: https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/mar/25/boy-kibble-viral-meal-trend That's a whole lotta seats for yourself: https://soranews24.com/2020/03/15/osaka-man-reserved-and-cancelled-1873-seats-at-two-baseball-games-to-get-more-space-for-self/ The Father and Son Duo: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sperm-donor-quebec-9.7136693 Corn Hole Murder Guy: https://www.npr.org/2026/03/24/nx-s1-5759259/cornhole-amputee-dayton-webber-murder-arrest Sub vs. Hoagie BS: https://www.inquirer.com/news/nation-world/bk-borison-and-now-back-to-you-hoagie-sub-wawa-book-drama-20260324.html Fighting AI with AI: https://apnews.com/article/college-oral-exam-ai-chatgpt-77954a19f5304bfc6e76dc92d4bef3ad This Week in Duh: Drug Dealers: Stay in Your Lane: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/stolen-bike-leads-arrest-two-wanted-felons-kirkland/C7IRKJ5ZAVHFFOBHS5Y64AEXPY/ Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2. Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!

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