Diary of a Bald Man

Allen Woffard
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Diary of a Bald Man – A podcast for men who’ve survived bad decisions, bad backs, and the realization that their metabolism left town without a forwarding address. We’re here for the underdogs who still know how to bark—whether they’ve got teeth or not to bite. It’s for those mastering the fine art of aging disgracefully, dodging diets, and figuring out how to ask for help without their pride taking a nosedive. If you’ve ever lost your wife in a liquor store, struggled to pick up a sock without pulling a groin muscle, or fought off a cougar at McDonalds—this one’s for you.

  1. FEB 8

    Ink, Ice & Memory: Why We Journal to Survive

    Before journals had pages, we marked our stories in ink. In this episode of Diary of a Bald Man, we explore the human need to document life — long before podcasts, blogs, or social media. From Ötzi the Iceman, frozen in the Alps for 5,000 years with therapeutic tattoos etched along his joints… to Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius writing private reflections we now call Meditations… humans have always recorded their struggles, discipline, pain, growth, and survival. But why? Why do we journal?Why do we tattoo?Why do we record podcasts? Because the day disappears if we don’t. This episode dives into: • Tattoos as living journals• The first personal diaries in history• Reflection as discipline and leadership• Cultural storytelling and shared experience• Journaling through aging, memory loss, and caregiving• Why documenting your health, habits, and mindset matters more than you think Whether it’s ink on skin, notes in a notebook, a voice memo, or a podcast recorded over coffee — reflection is how we endure what we carry. Write it down.Mark what matters.Someone may need your story one day — including you.

    23 min

  2. JAN 24

    Be the Dog: The 2026 Reset

    Be the Dog: The 2026 Reset Somewhere between wisdom and “what the hell just happened,” we hit record. In the first episode of 2026, the Diary of a Bald Man enters a new era. After listening to feedback from listeners across the U.S., Japan, Guam, Germany, and beyond, the format shifts. The “Did You Know?” series is officially here — blending history, culture, and real-life reflection. In this episode: How wolves became partners — and eventually family Why Chihuahuas might actually be ancient royalty What losing a dog teaches us about empathy and connection Preparing for winter, preparing for aging parents, and preparing for life Why community still matters in a world that feels smaller and louder This isn’t a safety podcast. It’s not a self-help seminar. It’s a reminder. Be aware. Be loyal. Be present. Listen before you judge. Offer the treat — and take one when it’s offered. As we step into 2026, the message is simple: Be the dog. Because sometimes the most ancient instincts — loyalty, protection, compassion, connection — are the ones we’ve drifted furthest from. If you enjoy the new format, visit DiaryOfABaldMan.com and let me know what you think.

    31 min
  3. Sweatpants, Screens, and Santa’s Drones: A New Holiday Classic from Diary of a Bald Man

    12/21/2025

    Sweatpants, Screens, and Santa’s Drones: A New Holiday Classic from Diary of a Bald Man

    This year’s Christmas episode was a wild ride—a brutally honest look at how the holiday has changed in our tech-driven world. I shared a modern, hilarious retelling of "Twas the Night Before Christmas," highlighting the chaos of family, digital distractions, and even drones delivering gifts. We dug deep on what Christmas really means: not the perfect moments, but showing up, surviving, and being human together, even when life feels tough. Plus, we tossed in some feel-good music and powerful thoughts on resilience, rebuilding, and not losing yourself in the noise. If you’re worn out this season, remember: you’re not alone. Merry Christmas, and keep walking forward.

    23 min

  4. 08/30/2025

    He Died Trying to Get Swole and Sexy at the Same Time

    In this episode, Allen gives updates on The Blind Side of Safety (now in paperback) and Work Comp for Safety & HR for Idiots. But this isn’t just about books — it’s about health, humanity, and the hazards of lazy labeling. From boosting your immunity for “snot rocket season” (without swapping your meds for tree bark and garlic cloves) to remembering the workers lost in Colorado and Alabama, Allen blends sarcasm with serious lessons. He dives into why compassion drives people into danger, why tragedies shouldn’t be written off as “ignoring safety,” and why slapping political or religious labels on individuals is lazy, destructive, and dangerous. And yes — he explains why nobody wants their obituary to read: “He died trying to get swole and sexy at the same time.” Listen in for humor, honesty, and a reminder this Labor Day that safety, health, and compassion don’t belong to one label, one party, or one industry — they belong to all of us. Allen Woffard is the unapologetically bold voice behind the Diary of a Bald Man podcast, known for his candid humor and no-nonsense takes on life, safety, and HR. As the author of "The Blind Side of Safety," now available in both paperback and Kindle, Allen invites fans to grab a signed "limited edition"—complete with his trademark coffee spills. His latest book, "Work Comp for Safety and HR for Idiots," is already stirring up interest not just among safety and HR pros, but also with trainers and educators across industries. Whether you stumble upon his irreverent musings or seek them out, Allen’s mission is simple: to shake up the world of workplace safety with wit, honesty, and a healthy dose of mischief.

    30 min

  5. 08/05/2025

    Jorge Torres "The Bilingual Safety Guy"

    🎙️ Jorge Torres, CSP | The Bilingual Safety Guy Allen Woffard is the voice and personality behind "Diary of a Bald Man." Known for his self-deprecating humor and energetic presence, Allen describes himself as a coffee enthusiast, "ear trauma generator," and a self-styled "bald badass" working behind the mic. Though he doesn't claim greatness, he brings an infectious spirit to his podcast. After a recent pause to focus on writing—spurred by a single document that blossomed into multiple book projects—Allen returns to share updates and stories with his loyal listeners, blending wit, honesty, and the occasional apology tour along the way. In this episode, I sit down with Jorge Torres—paramedic turned safety nerd, band booster president, and now author of Unburdened. We talk about: ·        How construction safety shaped his mission ·        Starting a bilingual safety consultancy ·        The emotional toll of workplace fatalities ·        Why he wrote Unburdened to help others heal Jorge’s story hitshard—especially if you’ve ever carried too much stress for too long and told yourself to “just keep grinding.” His message? You’re not alone. It’s okay to not beokay. And there are tools to help you reset. 📘 Grab his book Unburdened on Amazon on August 9th,2025 🌐 Learn more at thebilingualsafetyguy.com🔗 Follow @diaryofabaldman and @thebilingualsafetyguy Whereto Find Jorge: thebilingualsafetyguy.com “If you’re walking and no one is following you, you’re not a leader—you’re just walking.”—Jorge Torres, CSP

    1h 3m

  6. 07/15/2025

    Baby Steps and Long Strides

    🎙️ Welcome back to Diary of a Bald Man!In this episode, “Baby Steps and Long Strides,” your host Allen Woffard invites both new and returning listeners into his world of raw storytelling, book writing, and navigating life’s winding journeys with curiosity — and more than a little humor. Allen shares the surprising origins of his writing projects, including how a single document from 2017 morphed — thanks to modern AI tools like Sir Michael of ChatGPT — into the upcoming Broken Compass book series and the soon-to-be-released Hey Mike, Can You Help Me? He dives into the real fears and triumphs of embracing new technology, the ups and downs of understanding your own limits, and the importance of sharing knowledge and culture — with a special shoutout to Filipino listeners and the lessons he learned growing up in the Philippines. Sprinkled with personal stories, cultural reflections, and some real talk on mental health, Allen reminds us why community — and staying real — matters more than ever. Whether you’re here for books, AI, self-discovery, or just some lighthearted banter from your favorite bald badass, this episode has something for everyone. ☕ Grab your coffee, settle in, and join us for another round of laughs, insights, and a global sense of connection.

    31 min

  7. 07/08/2025

    The Apology Tour

    Welcome back to Diary of a Bald Man! In today’s episode, titled “The Apology Tour,” host Allen Woffard peels back the curtain on where he’s been, why the podcast took a brief hiatus, and what’s been happening behind the scenes. Allen shares candid updates about the show missing out on the recent People's Choice Podcast Awards, reflects on his global listener community, and addresses personal challenges—including a stint overseas, a battle with health issues, and the deep dive into his years-in-the-making book project. He opens up about using AI tools to organize his massive manuscript, leading to the birth of the new “Broken Compass” book series—which focuses on stories, lessons, and the very real struggles and triumphs of contractors, safety professionals, and anyone feeling burnt out. This episode isn’t just about Allen’s journey; it’s an invitation for listeners to reconnect, check out new resources and guides, and become part of the evolving Diary of a Bald Man community. Tune in for heartfelt apologies, hard-earned wisdom, personal stories, and a little bit of humor, asAllen reminds us all to plan, prepare, communicate, and engage—no matter where we are on our own paths. https://diaryofabaldman.com/broken-compass-series-resources/ 00:00 Podcast Awards Absence Explained 03:48 Consulting Return in Tennessee 06:28 "Broken Compass Series Creation" 12:12 "Preparing Book Release for All" 14:13 "The End of Career Reflection" 16:21 "Join the Journey Ahead"

    21 min

  8. 03/26/2025

    Unshakable Confidence – Keeping Your Mindset Bulletproof

    In this episode of "Diary of a Bald Man," host Allen Woffard delves deep into the multifaceted topic of confidence. He shares personal anecdotes about his challenges with self-doubt, particularly a period when he faced uncertainty after returning from the Marshall Islands and getting back into consulting. Allen discusses the impact that our environment, perception of self-worth, and external influences have on our confidence levels. He points out how questioning one's abilities and encountering unexpected professional setbacks can shake one's core beliefs. Throughout the episode, Allen underscores the importance of owning your space and not letting external opinions dictate your self-worth. He offers insights into how our mindset, posture, and the people we surround ourselves with can either uplift or erode our confidence. To truly understand and build a fortress of confidence, he urges listeners to harness their own value, stay positive, and avoid unnecessary comparisons with others. Get ready to explore the depth of confidence and learn how to fortify it in your daily life! Timestamp 00:00 Confidence Crisis in Consulting Career 05:26 Material Aspirations and Aging Reflections 08:56 Boosting Confidence and Financial Planning 17:28 "Rewire Your Brain Positively" 21:05 Confidence and Posture Insights 22:04 Body Language and Confidence Connection 26:57 Empowerment Through Positive Mindset 30:33 "B: Brain and Energy Booster" 33:28 Confident Decision-Making Advice 34:46 "Mirroring Positivity to Transform Interaction" 38:13 Guard Your Mindset Always

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Diary of a Bald Man – A podcast for men who’ve survived bad decisions, bad backs, and the realization that their metabolism left town without a forwarding address. We’re here for the underdogs who still know how to bark—whether they’ve got teeth or not to bite. It’s for those mastering the fine art of aging disgracefully, dodging diets, and figuring out how to ask for help without their pride taking a nosedive. If you’ve ever lost your wife in a liquor store, struggled to pick up a sock without pulling a groin muscle, or fought off a cougar at McDonalds—this one’s for you.

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  • Creator
    Allen Woffard
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    69
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Allen Woffard
  • Show Website
    Diary of a Bald Man