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A hot new way to misinterpret the bible! Born-and-raised in the buckle of the Bible belt, two stoners get baked and attempt to comprehend the secrets of human history's most influential book—ten chapters at a time. Join us as we sort through the spiritual, ethical, and moral disconnect of our vaguely-religious upbringing, and laugh along as we call out the most bizarre parts of The Good Book that you never knew were there. Updates the last Sunday of each month.

  1. 06/04/2023

    21: Joshyboy Finishes Killing Everyone (And our Thoughts on That)

    21: Joshyboy Finishes Killing Everyone (And our Thoughts on That)  // Joshua 20–24   Laura and Kiernan finish off the book of Joshua and reflect on the story so far, enjoying shared stories of christian experience, guilt, our thoughts on hell, and generally just being high while reflecting on what the f**k the Bible is    In this episode: Laura and Kiernan review the basics of the southern Ash Wednesday and Lent experience God reviews the Cities of Refuge & The Avenger of Blood™ Kiernan and Laura develop additional canon for The Avenger of Blood™ The Israelites divide up the conquered lands by drawing straws aka “casting lots”Kiernan and Laura discuss guilt, hell, a life of good, and a little bit of jesus

  2. 04/30/2023

    20: Joshyboy kills everyone

    20: Joshyboy kills everyone  // Joshua 9–19  Laura and Kiernan are joined by special guest, Jared, as we follow Joshua and the gang on their divine quest to the promised land, to kill everyone and take Israel for themselves In THIS episode:  Joshua takes The city of Ai with a pretty tactical Feint-Raze comboThe Gibeonites pretended to be from a far away land and got a sneaky blessingVillain squad attacks the Gibeonites God stops the sun so Joshyboy can fight back vs the villain squad all dayJoshua kills all the kingsJoshua kills all the kings even moreJoshua divides the land he took amongst the tribesCaleb is in a tifffy cuz he was supposed to get a mountainEveryone gets land!

  3. 03/28/2023

    19: Joshyboy takes Jericho

    19: Joshyboy takes Jericho  // Joshua 1-8  Laura and Kiernan are joined by our Kart Gang homies on an exciting Camping-trip special.  In this episode:  Moses is dead so Joshyboy is now the leaderThe Israelites are ready to conquer the promised landThe first city we gotta capture is Jericho , a city with really big walls Joshua sends spies to JerichoThe Spies spend the night at a Brothel make friends with a sex worker named RahabShe helps them escape the Guards by hiding in her roofThe spies escapeJoshyboy has another round of circumsision for everyoneThe Israelites destroy the city walls through the power of yellingAfter destroying the city, The Israelites kill everyone except for Rahab the sex worker (and her family) A couple of the Israelites steal some gold they weren't supposed to do that and they get in trouble laterThe Hosts compare the difference between religion and just stanning JesusHail Satan

  4. 03/04/2023

    18: Moses dies at the Zaxyby's in Moab

    18: Moses dies at the Zaxyby's in Moab // Deuteronomy 23  Laura and Kiernan finish the Pentateuch with Moses finally sending the israelites on their way to conquer the promised land.  In this episode:  Moses continues on the rulesRules of which races to kill or not killRules for holy warRules for wet dreams (and/or night farts)Rules for husbands and wivesGod has Moses send 2 groups of people to different mountains, One group to bless good things and the other to curse bad peopleMoses and God align on who to curse and who to blessThere is a list of what the curses are Laura tells us some facts about frogsThere is a song to remember all the rules which Kiernan ParodiesMoses blesses each tribe and Laura and Kiernan rate which are best

  5. 02/01/2023

    17: The Rules, as Told on Crack

    17: The Rules, as Told on Crack  // Deut 11-20  in the Deut-Deut episode Toot-Toot, we’ll be joining Moses and the gang, with Moses continuing to outline the rules and customs the Israelites should follow once they cross into the promised land and kill everyone. Moses continues to tell the israelites the rules  Moses says if the israelites follow the rules, they’ll get rain and prosperMoses reinforces the need and value of church dinnersKiernan and Laura reflect on church dinners from their pastKiernan and Laura re-state that we are against slaveryMoses continues with rules including which animals are okay to eatMoses outlines the rules for passoverLaura and Kiernan agree that Moses totally f***s and has eric andre chaotic energyMoses outlines rules for stoning people for trying different religionsMoses outlines rules for burning down villages for trying different religionsMoses hints that we may need a king soon but that the king will be picked by God and shouldn’t be like egyptian kingsMoses outlines a list of rules in a variety of categories in a seemingly-random order Moses says to sacrifice a cow if you can’t find the murder suspect,  take good care of people’s pets, you have to build parapets Moses says don’t be wizards,  don’t leave corpses hanging everywhere,  don’t cross-dress, don’t diddle your stepmom, don't have an ox and donkey pull the same yokeMoses says if you lie about being a virgin or cheat on your spouse, you get stoned  (the bad kind)

  6. 12/25/2022

    16: On the Banks of the River Jussy

    16: On the Banks of the River Jussy  // Deuteronomy 1–10 Kiernan, Laura, Moses, and the Israelites stand on the shores of the Jordan, and what do we do before we go conquer people? That’s right, 30 chapters of speeches! Let’s begin. The Israelites have reached the promised landMoses isn’t allowed to go to the promised landMoses recaps the journey so far, including which kingdoms we killed and didn’t killOne of the guys they killed had a giant bedMoses reminds the Israelites about the time a fire talked to themMoses reminds the Israelites about the commandment tablets Moses gives some speeches about what to do next and how to liveMoses reminds the Israelites about Egypt againMoses reminds the Israelites about the cool fire againMoses reviews the 10 commandments with the israelites Moses reminds the Israelites that the voice of god is so powerful they could die from hearing itMoses reminds the Israelites about Egypt againMoses lists the different kingdoms where the Israelites are planning to kill everyoneMoses reminds the israelites of all the times he lies on the ground pleading with God not to kill them allMoses reminds the Israelites about Egypt againMoses tells the Israelites to circumcise their hearts (?) for the lord

  7. 11/27/2022

    15: What happened at Midian?

    15: What happened at Midian?  // Numbers 31–36  In this episode, Kiernan and Laura try their real fuckind darndest to bring good vibes and healthy critical discussion into the end of the book of Numbers, where God asks Moses to do a genocide. In This episode: Laura and Kiernan discuss the Salads that don't contain saladUse mayo instead of Butter on a Grilled Cheese, thank us later The Israelites are fraternizing with the MidianitesGod is mad at them for thatGod tells Moses to kill all the MidianitesThe Israelites kill most of the Midianites but leave some women and children aliveGod is pissed because he said to kill ALL of themMoses divvies up millions of animals/slaves amongst the warriors and IsraelitesReuben and Gad fail to communicate with Moses but then they figure it out   Moses outlines Refuge Cities where you can hide if you accidentally kill someonebut the Avenger of Blood is gonna come try and get ya if you leaveKiernan and Laura talk candidly about what was successful in our church community growing up The Israelites are ready to go raid Canaan and take the landBut first, some speeches

  8. 10/30/2022

    14: Moses gets Snaked and Replaced

    14: Moses gets Snaked and Replaced  // Numbers 21-30 In this Episode, Laura and Kiernan Resume the story of Moses and the Israelites as they continue their journey to the promised land. In this episode: Aaron is dead and the Israelites complain God sends snakes to bite themThe Israelites say they'll stop complainingGod has Moses make a magic snake stick The IlluminatiThe Israelites kill all the moabitesA guy named Balaam can curse people and it comes true  A prince named Balaak wants Balaam to curse the IsraelitesBut Balaam blesses em instead (cuz he ain't bout to f**k with God's peeps)Balaak wants Balaam to curse the Israelites again, but Balaam blesses em againBalaak wants Balaam to curse the Israelites again, but Balaam blesses em again againGod wants Moses to pick a successorMoses picks JoshWe learn about some festivals and rules for offerings that we already read aboutWe insult the audience and go play Mario KartKiernan thanks the fried chicken people

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A hot new way to misinterpret the bible! Born-and-raised in the buckle of the Bible belt, two stoners get baked and attempt to comprehend the secrets of human history's most influential book—ten chapters at a time. Join us as we sort through the spiritual, ethical, and moral disconnect of our vaguely-religious upbringing, and laugh along as we call out the most bizarre parts of The Good Book that you never knew were there. Updates the last Sunday of each month.

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    2022 - 2023
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