Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns

Nicole and Michael VanPutten
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Nicole and Michael sit at the dinning room table and discuss things they have Googled, YouTubed, Instagramed, TikToked, and more.

  1. Sir Mix-a-Lot Joins Nicole in the No Dancing Universe

    FEB 8

    Sir Mix-a-Lot Joins Nicole in the No Dancing Universe

    In this episode, we somehow go from a local Kalamazoo shovel thief to the complex moral hierarchy of stealing. Along the way, we break down why eBay has tiers of acceptable spending, unpack a very literal interpretation of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” and learn more about Sir Mix-a-Lot’s surprisingly serious intentions behind “Baby Got Back.” We also check in on Gen Z’s changing relationship with alcohol, explore Kalamazoo’s alcohol-free bar scene, and try to make sense of the growing trend of “wellness raves,” coffee clubbing, and sauna dance parties. It’s a chaotic tour through petty crime, pop culture, and the strange new ways people are trying to party without the hangover.

    1h 58m
  2. We Recorded this Episode Three Times and Still Forgot to Talk about Cowboy Max

    JAN 25

    We Recorded this Episode Three Times and Still Forgot to Talk about Cowboy Max

    From exploding-tree myths and weather balloon drama to drugstore monopolies and extreme cold warnings, this episode is all over the map—in the best way. We cover MVP’s snow blower mishap, why measles is back, quitting Walgreens after some truly wild Nabumetone pricing, and why GRR weather forecasting kinda sucks. Toss in hobby dogging, minimalist hot takes, Costco meatballs, Animal Crossing rage, and what we’ve been watching lately—and you’ve got a classic Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns episode.

    1h 29m
  3. Mr. Monk Goes to Cabot Cove

    JAN 11

    Mr. Monk Goes to Cabot Cove

    Season 5 starts strong with news about tax credits for dogs, some surprising Apple Watch health predictions, and all the essentials keeping us warm this winter — from rechargeable hand warmers to space heaters. We also break down the dog toys our pups picked up, the elaborate Lego/puzzles we built over the holidays, and a big list of what we’ve been watching across Netflix, Amazon, Peacock, and more.

    2h 25m
  4. Nicole Wants You to Keep Your Happiness to Yourself

    11/23/2025

    Nicole Wants You to Keep Your Happiness to Yourself

    In this episode, Nicole kicks things off with a deep dive into angel tree chaos—from confusing toy requests to the wild world of K-Pop Demon Hunters and rich-kid Christmas haul culture. Then Michael brings us into dog-land, where thyroid drama, Facebook group zealots, DIY dog beds, and tiny Wagwear boots all make an appearance. We wrap with free money tips, a new MVP coat, vacuum opinions, and everything we’ve been watching lately.

    2h 8m
  5. MVP Recommends a Book He’s Never Actually Read

    11/09/2025

    MVP Recommends a Book He’s Never Actually Read

    Nicole and Michael are back with a rapid-fire round of questions, confessions, and chaotic honesty. But first — Nicole has something she just needs to talk about: the viral collector craze behind the 2025 Glass Starbucks Bearista Cup (and a little reminder of last year’s $60 Barbie Stanley mayhem). From there, they dive into everything from nemeses and algorithms to zombie apocalypse plans and whether aliens are real. It’s a little bit deep, a little bit unhinged, and completely them.

    1h 47m
  6. Mafia Switches to Hobby Horse Heads Due to Fear of Germs From Hand Dryers

    10/26/2025

    Mafia Switches to Hobby Horse Heads Due to Fear of Germs From Hand Dryers

    In this episode, we cover everything from waterproof dog fashion and waterless shampoos to spooky Halloween backdrops and surprisingly germy hand dryers. We also dive into the competitive world of hobby horses (yes, really), an art heist at the Louvre, and a daylight-saving recap. All that plus what we’ve been streaming.

    2h 7m

  7. 10/11/2025

    Marigold (Goldie) VanPutten - September 27, 2025 - 65 Pounds - 100% Good Girl

    In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates on Marigold’s weight journey and Henry’s latest bout with stress colitis, talk pet nutrition, allergies, and supplements, and dive into the world of AI-generated content—from spotting fakes to using tools like Sora 2. Plus, they debate printers, streaming costs, and what’s worth watching this week.

    1h 59m

  8. 09/21/2025

    There Just Aren’t Enough Thoughts and Prayers

    In this episode, Nicole and Michael are joined by David to unpack the chaos surrounding Charlie Kirk’s death, firings across politics and workplaces, and the oddities of how different states and institutions responded. They dive into the symbolism of flags, sports tributes, and the grim reality of school shootings—asking what safety even looks like for kids today, right down to the idea of bulletproof backpacks.

    2h 2m
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About

Nicole and Michael sit at the dinning room table and discuss things they have Googled, YouTubed, Instagramed, TikToked, and more.

Information

  • Creator
    Nicole and Michael VanPutten
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    120
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Nicole and Michael VanPutten
  • Show Website
    Not Just Rainbows and Unicorns