Onesies

Emily Burton & Andrew Wickliffe

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Onesies

A podcast discussing one season television shows; currently discussing FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999).

4 DAYS AGO

16.1 Everybody Comes to Quark's (Bad, Buck, Bad), or: Quark (1977) 1 of 8

Emily and Andrew blast off to a galaxy far, far away, where Richard Benjamin does a quirky* sci-fi sitcom straight-faced. Quirky meaning proto-transphobic, sexist, and pervy. Listen as the intrepid hosts brave pre-STAR WARS nighttime television sci-fi!

41 min
JAN 18

15.7 Double-Length Season Finale (Did Anyone Watch), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 7 of 7

Emily and Andrew dock for the very last time with Prof, Darwyn, Simon, Theodore, and all the rest of the gang. There's a lot of (talking about) action (and talking about talking about action from our intrepid hosts), and not much else. There's a lot of tangents, both because Emily and Andrew aren't interested in talking about the show, and because they're setting up for a bit. Or they're not. No one's quite sure.

1h 2m
JAN 11

15.6 On The Wind (Who Wants Chutney), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 6 of 7

In an episode so cozy it's hard to determine when, if anything, any events occur onscreen, Emily and Andrew try to keep the boat on track. Even as they have to discuss women supporting women, David Tennant mooning, and... dancing, perhaps? Something else for sure. Nothing interesting, obviously.

35 min
JAN 6

15.5 Ducks Over Horses (Let's Get Cozy), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 5 of 7

Completing the show's very special New Year's duet, Emily talks about how well DUCK PATROL executes its duck-related puns, muted dramatics, thrill sequences, and much more. Andrew offers useful, helpful observations.

25 min
12/30/2024

15.4 It's a New Year's Miracle (What Are We Watching), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 4 of 7

As listeners can guess, Emily and Andrew employ a rigorous, industry-best process for making sure they're in sync when preparing for the show. This week, we all get to enjoy that dedication as the hosts discuss mermaids, mooning, reading, and coziness. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

19 min
12/22/2024

15.3 Pass the Beer (Kit or Not Kit), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 3 of 7

The intrepid lads and lady of DUCK PATROL find themselves in hot water for not cracking enough skulls. Emily and Andrew find themselves bored watching as they figure out how to make it appear they're getting the job done. Sort of. This episode does not turn Emily around on the show.

30 min
12/17/2024

15.2 Animal Husbandy (Time to Retire), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 2 of 7

Emily and Andrew settle in for another cozy mystery on the waterfront featuring bad communication about staff parties, British men who like sheep, and boats. No ducks, at least?

30 min
12/09/2024

15.1 Fair Weather Ahead (The Password is Cozy), or: Duck Patrol (1998) 1 of 7

Despite Andrew's attempts to find an Emily-friendly subject show (ahem, David Tennant), DUCK PATROL receives a milqetoast welcome. Which tracks, given the substance of the show, which is about police corruption and incompetence, as are all police shows, ducks or not.

25 min

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A podcast discussing one season television shows; currently discussing FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999).

Creator

Emily Burton & Andrew Wickliffe
Years Active

2022 - 2025
Episodes

148
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Emily Burton & Andrew Wickliffe
Show Website

Onesies