Waxing the Porpoise

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A podcast guided by chance where we discuss films one of the hosts has previously not seen, the unexplained/true crime - whatever the topic, you can trust it’ll be a deep cut. Hosted by G-Baby and Steve-Dog - let’s wax this porpoise.

  1. Ep. 100 - Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man (1991)

    03/22/2025

    Ep. 100 - Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man (1991)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are back to celebrate our historic (?) 100th episode and review a film that plays like a choose your own adventure only with increasingly worse options to choose from in 1991's Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man. Join us as we discuss the Baldwin acting dynasty, a glimpse into the then future 1996 dystopian BURBANK, California of all places, Don Johnson stealing the show, and ponder the age old question - is it better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool? The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, try our hand in a landlocked environment this time going toe to fin against a drug ring masquerading as a bank led by none other than Tom Sizemore.   Where we goin'? Nowhere special. Come on, we'll take you there. Let's wax this keep it 100 porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #harley #marlboro #100 #motorcycles #waxit Follow us on X, Instagram or Threads and leave a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen - let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 24m
  2. Ep. 99 - Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989)

    03/07/2025

    Ep. 99 - Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects (1989)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again raise the flag with Chris of Mount Molehill fame and fresh off his newest podcast venture Dead Formats to check out the Charlie Bronson butt-centric action thriller banger where he let's his fists do the talking - Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects from 1989. Join us as we discuss human trafficking, Steve questioning if Charles Bronson is indeed a human man, the true meaning of Kinjite, and listen to perhaps one of the greatest Amazon film reviews of all time.  The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, dive in fin first into the murky depths of Kinjite where Charles Bronson’s brand of justice is as subtle as a shark at a seafood buffet. Exploitation, dad action revenge thriller, Bronson playing a character of dubious moral fiber?  What else do you need? Let's wax this harum-scarum porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #bronson #dadrevenge #thriller #posterior #waxit Always a pleasure to have Ruth's Chris's on and please be sure to support his rad new show Dead Formats, a podcast all about media on dead formats - VHS, made-for-TV, interactive movies, SOV - the more obscure, the better! Dead Formats links: pod.link/1790483883 Dead Formats - Instagram Follow us on X, Instagram or Threads and leave a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen - let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 35m
  3. Ep. 98 - The Stepfather (1987)

    10/11/2024

    Ep. 98 - The Stepfather (1987)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again welcome back special guest and friend of the show, Chris of the Mount Molehill podcast to raise the flag and rap about the ribald Terry O'Quinn family slayer with a heart of gold, The Stepfather from 1987. Join us as we discuss the nuclear family, the American Dream and Anytown USA, one of Steve's favorite sub-genres of movie killers - the family annihilator, gearing up for Halloween season, and sing Terry O'Quinn's praises as an underrated actor in this underrated slasher. The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, crest the shores of familial fanaticism and wade through the carnage left in its wake. Let's wax this paternal porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #family #Stepfather #order #spookyseason #terryoquinn #waxit Always a pleasure to have Ruth's Chris's on - please be sure to support his excellent show Mount Molehill, where even the smallest mysteries become mountains. Lost media, historical oddities, internet esoterica, cryptids and everything in between available wherever you get your podcasts. Ruth's Chris's Mount Molehill show: https://mountmolehillpodcast.podbean.com/ https://www.instagram.com/mountmolehillpodcast/ Follow us on twitter & instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 19m
  4. Ep. 97 - Longlegs (2024)

    08/02/2024

    Ep. 97 - Longlegs (2024)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest and friend of the show, Chris of the Mount Molehill podcast to raise the flag and rap about the new Oz Perkins joint setting the world on fire, Longlegs from 2024. Join us as we discuss the Hollywood hype machine and new age marketing tactics employed by the film, did it need more or less Nic Cage, the Port Chester Whooping Crane, and ponder the question is Longlegs a continuation within the Phantasm cinematic universe? The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, dance between the world of the real and the supernatural whilst we resist the pull of a hermeneutic spin cycle.  And where in the heck is Reggie Bannister when you need him? Let's wax this phantasmagorical porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise  #longlegs #niccage #ozperkins #birthday #maikamonroe #waxit Always a pleasure to have Ruth's Chris's on - please be sure to support his excellent show Mount Molehill, where even the smallest mysteries become mountains. Lost media, historical oddities, internet esoterica, cryptids and everything in between available wherever you get your podcasts. Ruth's Chris's Mount Molehill show: https://mountmolehillpodcast.podbean.com/ https://www.instagram.com/mountmolehillpodcast/ Follow us on twitter/X & instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 29m
  5. Ep. 96 - Lake Mungo (2008)

    06/20/2024

    Ep. 96 - Lake Mungo (2008)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve are proud to welcome back special guest and friend of the show,Ricky Ticky Randew from the Straight Chilling podcast, a man of profound insights and fellow found footage aficionado, to discuss the dread soaked manifestation of generational guilt and supernatural foreboding, Lake Mungo from 2008. Join us as we discuss sleepwalking and night terrors, the deeply unsettling creep factor the film espouses via themes of depression, dread, and the inevitability of death and meander through some of our other greatest hits in the found footage subgenre such as the likes of Blair Witch, Noroi: The Curse and Creep - 1 and 2. The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, soak in the cold and unforgiving waters of existential dread whilst traversing an outback setting with more twists and turns than you can shake a stick at. No rules, just right. Let's wax this down under porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #lakemungo #dread #oz #downunder #haunting #waxit Huge thanks to the one and only Randeezy for joining us to discuss this one, the pleasure was all ours.  Be sure to check out his show Straight Chilling for the best in class horror movie analysis, available wherever you get your podcasts. Straight Chilling website Straight Chilling Youtube channel Instagram X Follow us on X & instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 37m
  6. Ep. 95 - Caché (2005)

    05/09/2024

    Ep. 95 - Caché (2005)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve dip our toes into the world of international cinema by way of notre frere Michael Haneke and examine his darkly unnerving and palpably stoic French feature film, Caché from 2005. Join us as we discuss allergies, niche South Korean horror titles that Steve has been deprived of, one of the most intense and disturbing depictions of suicide on film, and endure G-Baby's whinging about French first name spellings.  The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, lay dormant in the shadows while prying eyes lie in wait hoping to force out the hidden truths of the past and the sins of our youth in Caché. Yeah we can do highbrow every now and again. Let's wax this obscurci porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #hidden #caché #thriller #france #michaelhaneke #waxit Follow us on twitter/X& instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 6m
  7. Ep. 94 - To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

    04/25/2024

    Ep. 94 - To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve turn to back the clock to 1985 and examine the morally gray crime thriller To Live and Die in L.A. brought to you by the inimitable William Friedkin and which stars WTP favorites William Petersen and Willem "The Hog" Dafoe. Join us as we discuss how this film inspired Steve's dad to join the treasury division of the secret service, one of the raddest car chase sequences of all time, revenge, and the gracefully synchronized movements of William Petersen who makes a strong argument to contest the "Hips" title from our reigning champion and patron saint, Bill "Hips" Paxton. The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, we're playing for blood, remember? Ditch the codpiece, we're going in dry. Let's wax this counterfeit porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #counterfeit #toliveanddieinla #Williamfriedkin #la #willemdafoe #waxit Follow us on twitter/X & instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 33m
  8. Ep. 93 - Blindside (1987)

    04/11/2024

    Ep. 93 - Blindside (1987)

    Welcome to Waxing the Porpoise, the podcast that dives deep into the unexplored depths of cinema and occasionally the unexplained. This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve spy on our tenants in a really odd flick that would have us believe Harvey Keitel was a former behavioral scientist before resigning himself to slumlord motel owner and opportunistic voyeur in 1987's Blindside. Join us as we discuss how this film will make you question whether you'll actually go blind, film production incentives offered by state, Jesse Plemons' weight fluctuations throughout his career, the evolution of movie trailers, and Liam Neeson shunning the use of restrooms. The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, steer clear of Harvey Keitel's basket while imploring you dear listener to steer clear of this one altogether.  Blindside, yeah it'll make you wish you went blind. This movie licks. Let's wax this voyeuristic porpoise. https://linktr.ee/waxtheporpoise #harveykeitel #michaeloher #sandrabullock #jesseplemons #waxit Follow us on twitter/X & instagram and leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, let us know how we're doing and thank you!

    1h 30m
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A podcast guided by chance where we discuss films one of the hosts has previously not seen, the unexplained/true crime - whatever the topic, you can trust it’ll be a deep cut. Hosted by G-Baby and Steve-Dog - let’s wax this porpoise.

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  • Creator
    coolhandguenza
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    101
  • Rating
    Explicit
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