Garbage Juice Podcast

Garbage Juice Podcast

Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 5d ago

    84 - PROSPERITY GOONING: Vol. 1 (9/23/26)

    Wednesday September 23, 2026 You just woke up, the day is September 39th. Its been 18yrs since Sir Brandon GreyJoe of Bidenfell traveled down to the Dornish Salt Flats, climbed aboard the giant valyrian effigy on the last night of Pyro Man, bled from his eyeballs in holy sacrament, and banished all Berniewolves to a national park just beyond the wall.The great Donalderys Trumpgaryen, leader of all seven kingdoms for nearly a century, has recently revealed plans for a newly renovated Grand Conclave at the Citadel, claiming the existing condition to be unsuitable for hosting foreign Maesters and Lords.You pick up your phone, and immediately remember Historical Fantasy politics is gay, and ultimately sabotages the tranquility of your emotional safe space.You think about your job, the future, your one friend, your robust online community… and then it hits you. Will I have enough time to read the manifesto of the trans black mexican white supremacist discord-diva racist that shoots ed sheeran next month? Will my ever deteriorating modern Schizo-Amera-KKK-cana understanding be enough to sustain a populous belief purgatory? After all, the average American is not a consistent ideologue, but the parties and media ecosystems that we subscribe to, often are. Fear not! Starry eyed wanderer. Your favorite Neo-traditionalist communal capitalist, Archaeo Techno-futurist-primitivist, Slop-chugging Neo-totalitarianists are back! Hey, You’re too busy, and you work too hard to tell if something is WOKE or BASED. And for listeners thinking this is the “Are You Garbage” podcast, stick around, you might like us more. Hey Gruk, list and describe 10 massive contradictions in western politics and the politics of the average American. include polling evidence that supports the theory that americans continue to believe conspiracy level stories over those supported by research and journalismAmericans and Western political coalitions routinely hold internally inconsistent positions on government size, borders, energy, speech, and institutions, while large shares treat official accounts as less credible than alternative narratives... news.gallup.com These are not fringe phenomena. Heterodox voters—those mixing “liberal” and “conservative” positions—are common; party elites are more ideologically sorted than the public... nytimes.com Distrust of institutions is now mainstream. Smaller government and lower taxes vs. more spending on popular programsMajorities say federal taxes are too high and that they personally pay more than their fair share given what they receive... today.yougov.com This is the classic “more services, someone else pays” pattern. It appears in both parties, though Republicans emphasize spending cuts in general and Democrats emphasize tax increases on high earners...prri.orgClimate concern vs. energy reliability, cost, and NIMBYRoughly half of Americans say warming is mostly human-caused; majorities favor more solar and (to a lesser extent) wind. Support for nuclear has risen, yet a majority still opposes a plant in their own area... news.gallup.comDemocracy and “will of the people” vs. election-outcome denialAmericans value democratic procedures. Large shares of Republicans (often 50–63% in 2026 polls) continue to say the 2020 election was stolen or rigged, years after courts, Republican officials, and audits rejected the core claims... reuters.com5. Free speech absolutism vs. support for restricting “false” or harmful contentMost Americans say press freedom and free expression are important and that restrictions have gone too far. The First Amendment is popular until the speech is the other side’s... pewresearch.org 6. “Follow the science” and public-health trust vs. persistent vaccine and origin mythsMajorities still express confidence that childhood vaccines are effective and that MMR benefits outweigh risks... Institutional science is trusted selectively. kff.org PROSPERITY GOONING Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    84 - PROSPERITY GOONING: Vol. 1 (9/23/26)
  2. Mar 26

    79 - Birthday Rizzession

    4 Years of Garbage Juice Podcast! Congratulations Markwayne Mullin - Newly Appointed Head of The U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Here are some interesting facts about Markwayne Mullin (the Oklahoma senator, former MMA fighter, and plumbing magnate).  His first name "Markwayne" is a literal mashup: His parents couldn't decide between honoring uncles Mark or Wayne, so they slapped both on the birth certificate and never bothered to shorten it. He reportedly hated it as a kid because it got called out over the school PA when he got in trouble.He dropped out of college at 20 to take over the family plumbing business (Mullin Plumbing, aka "the Red Rooter") when his dad got sick. He turned it into a multimillion-dollar operation, later sold it to private equity for a big (undisclosed but likely hefty) payout while still holding a stake. He also owns a cattle ranch, wedding venue, real estate firms, and has dabbled in HVAC, septic services, construction, and even a steakhouse.As a former undefeated pro MMA fighter (5-0 record), he's got that cauliflower ear from wrestling days and was inducted into the Oklahoma Wrestling Hall of Fame. He still coaches kids (including his own) in tournaments. This "tough guy" persona came in handy—or hilariously not—when he challenged Teamsters president Sean O'Brien to an actual fistfight during a 2023 Senate hearing after O'Brien called him a "greedy CEO" on social media. Mullin stood up, said "stand your butt up," and invited him to settle it right there like "two consenting adults." Bernie Sanders had to yell "stop it!" to de-escalate.In a 2017 town hall, he told constituents complaining about taxes paying his salary: "You say you pay for me to do this. Bullcrap. I pay for myself." (He later got ethics scrutiny over his business holdings and salary overlaps while in Congress.)He benefited from about $1.4 million in forgiven PPP loans during the pandemic, then criticized Biden's student loan forgiveness plan—prompting the White House to point out the hypocrisy on Twitter.On Jan. 6, 2021, he helped barricade doors against rioters and witnessed Ashli Babbitt's shooting (which he defended as necessary). Later, he was fine with Trump pardoning many of those involved.He floated (half-jokingly?) that there'd be "less fake news" if we could still duel journalists like in the 1800s—referencing a historical case where a reporter shot a congressman in the Capitol.He struggled with fertility issues early in marriage (his wife had undiagnosed endometriosis), leading them to adopt twin girls after years of trying. They've got six kids total and have been married since high school sweethearts.Childhood challenges included clubfoot (requiring braces and surgeries) and a speech impediment—plus growing up as the youngest of seven on a rural Cherokee Nation-linked ranch.Possibly mor suited for the this role: Jack Bauer. Season 1: CTU Los Angeles Director of Field Operations. Season 2: Former CTU agent (reinstated/consultant). Season 3: CTU Field Operations Director. Season 4: Special Advisor to the Secretary of Defense (James Heller). Season 5: Secretive private employee (working in oil), later returns to aid CTU. Season 6: Returns to CTU after being released from a Chinese prison. Season 7: Independent consultant working with the FBI; CTU is dismantled. Season 8: Inactive, later helps CTU New York. Live Another Day: Freelance fugitive (ex-CIA/CTU).  Overall, he's built a brand as a rough-around-the-edges, fight-ready conservative outsider who's not shy about getting physical (verbally or otherwise) in politics. Some see it as authentic Oklahoma grit; others see hotheaded antics. Either way, he rarely fades into the background! Donald Trump Bing Bong - Remix Compilation Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    79 - Birthday Rizzession
  3. Mar 3

    78 - Immanentizemaxxing The Eschaton Cope

    Lee and Ryan take aim at America's Latest and Greatest Death Cult. HIGH VALUE DIGICHAD Podcast JESTERS, SoFloLEEgendStatus and RYANealGlandMaxx, AUROMOG the competition with a DEEP DIVE FRAME into LOOKSMAXXING: The NORMIE COPE from the HAMSTERCEL CUCKS proves RAGEBAIT SUPREMACY. BECKY'S are seething, STACY'S are GOONING. GJP SMV has never been higher. It Happened! 2026 was the year America had its First Officially Sanctioned 2-Halftime Shows Super Bowl. Ey, Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia' Mucha' novia' Hoy tengo a una, mañana otra, ey Pero no hay boda. Bob Ritchie! The LOOKSMAXXING Saga: Chronologically NARRATIONMAXXED by 19 highkey posts. Check out CLAVICULAR on MICHAEL KNOWLES | The GJP edit I would say that she's pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed. She's got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support. I think that a lot of people with P*RN BRAINS find her attractive because of her body. Michael Jordan just won the Daytona 500 as a car owner. Congratulations Mr Jordan! Did you know DJT was in attendance 25 years ago, at the 2001 Daytona 500–the same Daytona 500 that took the life of Sir Father Dale Earnhardt? That tragic final-lap crash into the wall... #DYOR The HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL and BLATANTLY ILLEGAL Buffalo Wheel Barrow (fka The Tush Push) 7’2 brine-pilled TERA-DILL Dillon T. Pickle has flown to Arizona and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU Frat Leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge last week’s BRUTAL frame mog incident 😳 Looking for mediocre country music? Kid Rock is now Robert "Bob" Ritchie! TOP CONTENDER: funniest video of 2026 - Michael Irvin, NFL Hall of Fame WR, posts a video reacting to a meme asking if he can "framemog" (outshine in physique) two young muscular men (ASU Frat Leader and Clavicular) or if he's "jestermaxxed" (clownish in looksmaxxing slang). Bewildered and completely foreign to the language, Michael Irvin somehow knows what the post means. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    78 - Immanentizemaxxing The Eschaton Cope
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Podcasting from the Southeast • Millennial Lifestyle • Internet Trends • Political Satire • Spoofs & Goofs • #DYOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.