The Alan Smithee Podcast

Louis Schofield

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Hosted by friends Quentin Sandstorm, Roy Barbados and Jed Renegade, The Alan Smithee Podcast watches, dissects and reviews the 100 worst films of all time as rated by IMDB. You can follow us on Instagram @alansmitheepod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04/19/2023

The Hungover Games

We're at number 94 and they're definitely getting worse, this time it's the turn of subpar parody movie - The Hungover Games. The film's title and central plot primarily follow both The Hangover and The Hunger Games,[2] as well as parodying Ted, Pirates of the Caribbean, Avatar, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Human Centipede, The Lone Ranger, Django Unchained, Thor, Carrie, The Muppets, Borat, The Walking Dead, District 9, and The Real Housewives. The Plot Bradley, Ed and Zach celebrate Doug's upcoming wedding but the hungover men wake up in a state of shock. However, they have to battle their way through the pop culture districts to save their lives. Our Favourite Review It's so bad, I wanted to cry. Our Scores Louis - 8/10 bins Sam - 4/10 bins Liam - 6/10 bins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 35m
03/07/2023

Teen Wolf Too

Episode 6 brings you a teenage Jason Batemen in Teen Wolf Too Although awkward college student Todd Howard (Jason Bateman) is particularly adept at science, he's paying for school with an athletic scholarship that he will lose should he not fare well in an upcoming boxing tournament. Luckily for Todd, he has inherited the same family curse that once turned his cousin into a werewolf. As he transforms into the hairy, fanged, howling monster, he finds both his physical agility and his popularity skyrocketing -- but at what cost? IMDB Score: 3.4/10 Our scores: Liam score 3 bins out of 10 Louis score 5 bins out of 10 Same score 5 bins out of 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 1m
05/23/2022

The Love Guru

Number 95 on our list is the 2008 comedy romance, The Love Guru, which see's the on-screen return of Mike Myers. The Plot An American brought up by gurus in India returns to the US in order to become the world's top love guru. Along the way, he realises his self-worth and helps a hockey player get his life back together. Our Favourite Review It's a rare film that makes a reviewer consider giving up the movies altogether. My own Waterloo came forty-five minutes into The Love Guru when I briefly considered stabbing out my own eyes so that I wouldn't have to watch it any more. IMDB Score 3.8 Our Scores Louis - 8.5/10 bins Sam - 6/10 bins Liam - 7/10 bins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 10m
04/22/2022

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

Number 96th on the list in the 2000 family comedy, The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. Released 6 years after the John Goodman iteration, this version of the classic 60s cartoon is the origin story of how Fred, Barney, Wilma and Betty met and fell in love. The Plot Fred, Wilma, Barney and his fiancee set off to Rock Vegas to enjoy some quality time together. Once there, Wilma is chased by a playboy, much to Fred's chagrin. Our Favourite Review A sad, strange, dismal thing to inflict upon a child, let alone their parents, who've taken them with something like, say, fun in mind. IMDB Score 3.7/10 Our Scores Louis 6/10 bins. Sam 6/10 bins. Liam 6/10 bins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 54m
04/05/2022

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Number 3/100 is 2009 action adventure origin movie based on the video game series Street Fighter. The Plot In this origin story, Smallville actress Kristin Kreuk portrays Chun-Li, who's father was kidnapped by the head of the Shadalao, Bison. Chun-Li is out to get revenge on Bison, with the help of her mentor Gen, Charlie Nash and Moon Bloodgood. Our favourite review If you thought they couldn't possibly make a Street Fighter movie that was worse than the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme camp-fest, you'll be unpleasantly surprised. Scores Sam: 8/10 Bins Louis 6/10 Bins Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2h 2m
02/23/2022

Stan Helsing

Next on our list is Stan Helsing (2009), a horror spoof from the people who made Scary Movie. The Plot It's Halloween and dropout video store worker `Stan Helsing' along with his sexy ex-girlfriend, best buddy and an exotic dancer detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history; Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky and Michael Myers. Our Favourite Review There's a chance that an image of the Virgin Mary might emerge from the vomit puddle of day-old gastric remnants from Taco Bell, which would make it an Oscar contender compared to what's on the screen in Stan Helsing. Score 8/10 bins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 32m
02/18/2022

The Avengers (not that version)

First up, The Avengers (1998), starring Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman and Sean Connery. The Plot Two secret agents, John Steed and Dr Emma Peel, are assigned to deal with Sir August De Wynter who wishes to destroy the world using his weather-altering machine. Our Favourite Review The cult 1960s TV series gets royally shafted by Hollywood in this stunningly designed blockbuster that's stunningly awful in every other department. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 21m

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Hosted by friends Quentin Sandstorm, Roy Barbados and Jed Renegade, The Alan Smithee Podcast watches, dissects and reviews the 100 worst films of all time as rated by IMDB. You can follow us on Instagram @alansmitheepod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creator

Louis Schofield
Years Active

2022 - 2023
Episodes

7
Rating

Explicit
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© Louis Schofield
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The Alan Smithee Podcast