Abnormal Stories

Stuart Hardy

A child witnesses his grandfather's death in strange Easter-themed ritual. The end credits of humanity begin scrolling across the sky. A young girl's father is brought back to life, sort of. Stuart Hardy reads his original abnormal short stories that sit between horror, fantasy, sci-fi and comedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. The Lost Finale of Johnny and Janey

    11/21/2025

    The Lost Finale of Johnny and Janey

    A rough cut of the lost final episode of classic British sitcom 'Johnny and Janey' has been recovered, and it raises a lot of questions. The Lost Finale of Johnny & Janey was written by Stuart Hardy and narrated by Colin Spaull. Janey was played by Kate Morgan Jones Johnny was played by Paul M Bradley Winnie was played by Ninette Finch Mrs Armitage was played by Poppy Abbott Mrs Dorisham was played by Jane Goddard Johnny's Mum was played by Kate Coldron Dr Roxon was played Simon Fisher-Becker Credits were read by Luke Allen Casting by Luke Allen This episode was made in loving memory of Simon Fisher-Becker. Art was by Lucy Josephine Music from the YouTube audio Library: Cocktail Hour by Aaron Kenny Jane Street by Tracktribe Under the rug by Density & Time Spirit of the Dead by Aakash Gandhi I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100199 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sound effects: Comedy FX by Evil_Ear_Recordings -- https://freesound.org/s/524775/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Open-Wardrobe-2.wav by toefur -- https://freesound.org/s/280240/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Door Slam - No Reverb.wav by adriann -- https://freesound.org/s/440261/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Film Projector.wav by Rock Savage -- https://freesound.org/s/65921/ -- License: Sampling+ Suburban morning with dog bark and birdsong, Brisbane Australia by Alex_hears_things -- https://freesound.org/s/758868/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Footsteps On Wood Stairs by PhilllChabbb -- https://freesound.org/s/266528/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 shop_door_bell+squeek.wav by 3bagbrew -- https://freesound.org/s/57742/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Doorbell A by kwahmah_02 -- https://freesound.org/s/275072/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 horror Ghost sound.wav by HaraldDeLuca -- https://freesound.org/s/380510/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 woman scream.wav by starnezio -- https://freesound.org/s/609973/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 a bit like a film projector?.wav by walthamstow_walker -- https://freesound.org/s/544260/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Woman Scream 1 by courtneyeck -- https://freesound.org/s/673423/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Flick/Telescopic Baton by Bow-Tie -- https://freesound.org/s/500806/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 All other sound effects were sourced from the YouTube audio library. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min
  2. The Best Couple

    11/14/2025

    The Best Couple

    Timothy and Charlotte have officially been ranked the new number 1 best couple in the district. They've invited everyone to their wedding, even the 137th best couple, Barry and Linda. The Best Couple was written and read by Stuart Hardy Linda was played by Kate Coldron Barry was played by Peter Terry Yasmin was played by Poppy Abbott http://www.patreon.com/stubagful Music: All music sourced from the YouTube audio library Jazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell & Media Right Productions Hurts so Good Blues by Unicorn Heads Sulking by William Rosati Wedding Fun by Sir Cubworth Make Money Money by Patrick Patrikios 1940s Slow Dance by Doug Maxwell & Media Right Productions Forget me not by E's Jammy Jams Call me crazy by Patrick Patrikios Future Rennaissance by Godmode Invisible Beauty by Aakash Gandhi Sound Effects: Car Cruise Hand out Window from the YouTube Audio Library Footsteps on solid wood from the YouTube Audio Library Male Sneeze from the YouTube Audio Library Mouse squeaking from the YouTube Audio Library Wind in Pine Trees from the YouTube Audio Library Medium house party walla, ambience, chatter.wav by SpliceSound -- https://freesound.org/s/338114/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Crowd at Wedding Reception Ambience.wav by ecfike -- https://freesound.org/s/133819/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 People on a party by unfa -- https://freesound.org/s/207994/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 falling on floor by skradz -- https://freesound.org/s/268166/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Crowd/Mob/Riot Noise (Voices Only) - 14 people, 2 minutes HENRY VI by FillMat -- https://freesound.org/s/384401/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Putting Trash bag in Trash can.wav by WavJunction.com -- https://freesound.org/s/456767/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Male Snore 3.wav by mattyharm -- https://freesound.org/s/432995/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 32. getting into bed.wav by btherad2000 -- https://freesound.org/s/328051/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-and-woman-kissing-948185/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min
  3. The Repeat People

    11/07/2025

    The Repeat People

    Mr Williams suddenly realises on a trip to the bank that everyone around him is the exact same person. The Repeat People was written and read by Stuart Hardy Cherie was played by Kate Morgan Jones Mr Williams was played by Richard B Brookes http://www.patreon.com/stubagful Music: From the Youtube Audio Library: Heaven - E's Jammy Jams Low Noon - John Patitucci Devious Little Smile - Godmode The Sax of Ancient Terror - Jimena Contreras Density & Time - AETHER Sound effects Shopping,centre_Air-conditioning_Am.stereo.wav by Dan_AudioFile -- https://freesound.org/s/628311/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 241109_155248_FR_Busy_shopping_mall by kevp888 -- https://freesound.org/s/767132/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Automatic_door.wav by laiaoreka -- https://freesound.org/s/233389/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Quiet Side Street in City Shopping/Nighlife Area, Summer. Hamburg Sternschanze. by Pfannkuchn -- https://freesound.org/s/457617/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Car Door open and close.wav by NachtmahrTV -- https://freesound.org/s/556689/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 handbrake on.wav by greatsoundstube -- https://freesound.org/s/629323/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 MITSUBISHI IMIEV electric car HORN LONG.wav by jakobthiesen -- https://freesound.org/s/174840/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Turning off engine & removing the car key by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/384412/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Quiet Neighbourhood by Ultra-Edward -- https://freesound.org/s/812416/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Key in a lock by RealSquink -- https://freesound.org/s/787499/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Banging on a door.MP3 by SoundsForHim -- https://freesound.org/s/412857/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Chain door lock.wav by Sadiquecat -- https://freesound.org/s/659433/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Car Arriving Idling And Pulling Away by leonelmail -- https://freesound.org/s/429405/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 grabbing keys off of a wood counter 1 by FOSSarts -- https://freesound.org/s/740408/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Thumbnail is an edited version of this image: https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-of-the-smile-of-a-man-9775440/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  4. Origin Story

    10/24/2025

    Origin Story

    Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable.  Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy. http://www.patreon.com/stubagful Music from Youtube's audio library Peacefully - E's Jammy Jams Happy Birthday - E's Jammy Jams Lost at Sea - Tracktribe Pouring Out - Asher Fulero Gamela - E's Jammy James Sound effects Wine glass shatter - Youtube audio library London Pub Ambience by mdayalan -- https://freesound.org/s/398224/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 SFXWhip-Ext _OWI Whip_Mikail_OwSfx by Mikail_Olivier -- https://freesound.org/s/708319/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Frying Sausage 2.wav by itinerantmonk108 -- https://freesound.org/s/552717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Body - Fall, heavy dangerous by Vrymaa -- https://freesound.org/s/734629/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Emergency Ambulance Pass by BennettFilmTeacher -- https://freesound.org/s/607782/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 The Office by qubodup -- https://freesound.org/s/211945/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Room tone with computer noise by stomachache -- https://freesound.org/s/192529/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 keyboarding2.wav by keweldog -- https://freesound.org/s/181708/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Office_phone ring_medium loud.aif by vrodge -- https://freesound.org/s/119555/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Stapler.wav by esperri -- https://freesound.org/s/119154/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Office Ambience.wav by DiArchangeli -- https://freesound.org/s/108695/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Printer.wav by shaugestuen -- https://freesound.org/s/89985/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 typing_soft.wav by beckmen -- https://freesound.org/s/79711/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
  5. Sudden Death

    10/17/2025

    Sudden Death

    10% of the population of earth randomly drops dead one day for no reason. One of them was George's wife. Sudden Death was written and read by Stuart Hardy Featuring the voices of Paul M Bradley as George Missi Chappell as Susie Jane Goddard as George's Mum Luke Allen as the Operator Ninette Finch as Mrs Sloacombe Poppy Abbott as the Government Worker Kate Coldron as the Funeral Director Casting by Luke Allen at Ask Seek Knock Album art by Stuart Hardy Music Three Wise People by E's Jammy Jams Large smile Mood by Nico Staf Forest Lullabye by Asher Fulero Stayin Lazy by Godmode Love's Aftermath by Asher Fulero It Doesn't Need to be More Than That by pATCHES As your Prevent Do by pATCHES Tides by Windows of Ken Breakfast Alone by The Whole Other Torture by Coyote Hearing I Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/honor/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/ Remember Me by JR Tundra Amazing Grace by Cooper Cannell Heartbeat of the Wind by Asher Fulero Sound effects Getting dressed super fast! by pfranzen -- https://freesound.org/s/331354/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Running Downstairs.wav by lewis100011 -- https://freesound.org/s/241834/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Seatbelt, In, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/318679/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Car Door, Closing, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271555/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 city traffic river 753AM 200624_0187.wav by klankbeeld -- https://freesound.org/s/620821/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 OBJWhledWheelieBin by dhi67540 -- https://freesound.org/s/819551/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Moving Hangers by kastwey -- https://freesound.org/s/750815/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Car Door, Opening, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271554/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Brushing Hair.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593573/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Digging 2.wav by Alexbuk -- https://freesound.org/s/541903/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Steps-Dirt_2b.OGG by nuFF3 -- https://freesound.org/s/477396/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 All other sound effects either made by Stuart Hardy, from Freesound.org under Creative Commons licence 0 or from the YouTube audio library Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    54 min
  6. The Advent Calendar

    12/23/2022

    The Advent Calendar

    Tim wakes up on the 1st of December and finds a mysterious advent calendar on his wall, and every day he opens a door and eats a chocolate, something bad happens.  Written & read by Stuart Hardy Featuring the voice talents of Michelle Jennings as Mum Alex Whiteley as the Paramedic Edward Tidy as the Doctor Luke Allen as Eddie and Simon Fisher-Becker as Father Christmas Casting by Luke Allen Classroom ambience by MakedaMntuyedwa - https://freesound.org/people/MakedaMntuyedwa/sounds/492959/ Sitting on chair by renatofarabeuf - https://freesound.org/people/renatofarabeuf/sounds/232666/ Coat Foley Coat Hits by TRNGLE - https://freesound.org/people/TRNGLE/sounds/378067/ Suburban backyard late afternoon ambience edit by RobinBarnard - https://freesound.org/people/RobinBarnard/sounds/593567/ Ambience, Children Playing, Distant, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398160/ Foley » Pick Up Bike Take 6 by CUDenverSound - https://freesound.org/people/CUDenverSound/sounds/487331/ People Having Dinner v2 by Rorhe - https://freesound.org/people/Rorhe/sounds/634953 Door Squeak, Normal » Door Squeak, Normal, D by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/346212/ Shower, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/353195/ ladder aluminum setup 01 by Eelke - https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/sounds/462615/ Hard sounds » Climbing ladder by Yolande180138 - https://freesound.org/people/Yolande180138/sounds/445696/ Earthquake_Interior_MetalRattling_2.wav by Cell31_Sound_Productions - https://freesound.org/people/Cell31_Sound_Productions/sounds/198095/ Crumpling to floor by DJ Burnham - https://freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76777/ building_collapse02_close by onteca - https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197772/ RustlingFabric by SamRam21 - https://freesound.org/people/SamRam21/sounds/649918/ Everyday Sounds » fabric rustling by kgatto - https://freesound.org/people/kgatto/sounds/240266/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 18m

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A child witnesses his grandfather's death in strange Easter-themed ritual. The end credits of humanity begin scrolling across the sky. A young girl's father is brought back to life, sort of. Stuart Hardy reads his original abnormal short stories that sit between horror, fantasy, sci-fi and comedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.