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Row and Mick are average forty-somethings. Young families, jobs, obligations, and not much time to themselves or to be creative. We are on a journey of discovery, to get better, to figure out the second half of our lives, to drink bourbon, talk shit, and have fun.

  1. 03/17/2024

    Episode 54 – Andy likes some Big old t*****s

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by San Pellegrino 1. I got the power... 0.00 2. We complain about the cost of meat (again) 1.00 3. An argument on the radius / Needle dick 4.00 4. Peter North and John’s loads 7.20 5. Me off the booze (last September) 10.30 6. Activity that gives you childlike joy / Skiing 17.30 7. Ladies water polo (Row’s thoughts) 25.00 8. Early 90’s cars/ BJJ, UFC 27.00 9. Andrew Taint/Cheryl Hines/glasses 33.00 10. Movie night 40.00 11. Investing – get in on the ground floor 44.00 12. Row offers to help edit (again)/Sam Malone /Sweeties 52.30 13. Row & Mick (Thelma and Louise it)/ Andy likes some Big old t*****s 1.05.00 14. Shawshank/Stream boxes are a c**t 1.08.00 15. The dick don't work the greatest/ Row’s cooking class 1.12.00 16. Row cross country skiing 1.26.00 17. Michael B Jordan in the Sopranos 1.28.00 18. Obama and dudes 1.33.00 19. Michael Gambon died / T*****s and fur 1.34.00 20. Meater or Meatly / Doctored Beans 1.37.00

    1h 42m

  2. 01/23/2024

    Episode 53 – Tango and Cash & homo milk

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by homo milk 1. Goldfinger… A break is good too 0.00 2. Bob Ross – verbal diarrhea / Row works out his favorite podcast 4.30 3. Concert tickets / Andrew Tate / Russell Brand 10.00 4. Kindergarten teachers / Row loved the Barbie movie / Period dramas 17.00 5. Row reading road signs wrong / That’s what she said. 21.00 6. C#@tflap builders / True Romance / Gary Oldman 26.00 7. Cillian Murphy – Row doesn’t care for him 32.00 8. Terri Fisher / Nicole Kidman 33.30 9. Aging forties 36.30 10. James Sexton - Divorce lawyer 37.20 11. Audiobooks 40.00 12. The Gracie’s / new music 42.00 13. Dre / Barbie /San Pellegrino / Painkiller dreams 44.00 14. Ed on 52 / movie night /the villain from Tango and Cash 53.00 15. Black mirror 1.04.00 16. Homo milk 1.15.00 #spotify #podcasting #podcastlife #podcasts #TellEmSteveDave #antiquatedmales

    1h 26m

  3. 12/12/2023

    Episode 52 – Mitchell Orton birthday extravaganza

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by old grandad. Our most mental one yet… Row, Mick, John, Mitch, Erik, Ed… 1. Mitchell Orton birthday extravaganza 0.00 2. Erik’s moustache / Come on Ed; you’re not even trying 3.00 3. The great deodorant debate (Marvin Berry) 6.00 4. Snow white and the Mexican dwarves 13.00 5. Hostesses (revisited) 15.20 6. OJ 21.00 7. Eazy-E 27.00 8. Michael & Janet Jackson 29.00 9. Tracksuits & Videos 37.00 10. Beards / Grizzly Adams / Moustaches 39.00 11. Gummy bear (Ed) / Storage wars 43.00 12. The only fans / Japanese porn 45.00 13. John’s question / story time 50.13 14. Jon Lovitz (Curly’s revenge) 1.12.00 15. Cosby / Mitch’s gas story (dualling conversations) 1.16.00 16. Preparations (Southern Belle) 1.23.00 17. Row’s standup cutting room floor 1.25.00 18. Memories / Cigars 1.33.00 19. Ford / Row’s bits 1.39.00 20. Row hates Bill Maher 1.47.00 21. Mitch’s birthday 1.53.00 22. Amateur wrestling / I believe I can fly / Dolly 1.59.00 23. Your favourite King / Jackie, have you seen my cigars? 2.12.00 24. Drea de Matteo 2.16.00 #spotify #podcasting #podcastlife #podcasts #TellEmSteveDave #antiquatedmales

    2h 19m

  4. 10/31/2023

    Episode 51 – Fievel goes west, what Row would use his superpowers for, and other gems…

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon is brought to you by an unnamed Scotch. Back to normal after the madness of 50. 1. The unreleased Seagal episode / Jean shorts 0.00 2. Muscle cars / Matt Damon / Sorry Mitch 3.00 3. Blanche / Southern accents (Rincoln Continental) .00 4. Cataract / BBQ / Napping 12.00 5. John’s Chilli / Camping 18.00 6. Meadow & AJ podcast / Danny McBride, Gillis 21.00 7. Righteous gemstones / insta links 25.00 8. Anthony Jeselnik 28.30 9. Steak f**k-ups /S****y cooking 35.00 10. Two shades of Mick 37.00 11. Straya / Lake Louise / Fievel goes west (the premise) 43.00 12. Animal Farm 47.00 13. Monetize 54.00 14. Micks radio show / Row’s superpowers 56.00 15. Jen says hi 1.00.00 16. Back to the future / Indiana Jones 1.03.00 17. Future pods 1.11.00 18. War / Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History / Egypt 1.15.00 19. Row’s great shrimp meal 1.25.00 #spotify #podcasting #podcastlife #podcasts #TellEmSteveDave #antiquatedmales

    1h 26m

  5. 10/19/2023

    Episode 50 – Kill Tony (Marvin Berry)

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by Margaritas & Michters This starts pissed up and goes downhill from there! We really managed not to talk over one another on this one! 1. And were live/ porn on twitter 0.00 2. What's with Gav? 1.30 3. Mitch Buchanan & Baywatch 3.30 4. Old lady debate revisited 7.00 5. Rogan/Segura 10.00 6. The great lime fiasco / Grocery store shenanigans 12.00 7. How do you eat you stuff? 15.00 8. Tracksuits/gentlemen finery 18.30 9. Nana Helen revisited (That dog don’t like me none) 19.30 10. The Orton’s drank the farm / Old people 27.00 11. The up-and-coming comedy routines 32.00 12. Ed’s in Europe (Row drinking bourbon in Marg. Glass) 39.00 13. Mrs. Trudeau / Row gets political 44.00 14. Hottest First Lady (Marvin Berry) 48.00 15. Mitch identified as Republican! / Communism 50.00 16. The randomness of the podcast 1.02.00 17. Affirmation c#nt / Film junkies 1.11.00 18. Hey John, are you still talking? 1.13.00 19. Mick’s North American accent??? / Orton family gathering 1.16.00 20. Comedians (Row’s Billy Connolly/Robin Williams impression) 1.31.00 21. The shields (case closed) 1.39.30 22. Row – the drunk uncle 1.43.00 23. Kill Tony 1.46.00 24. Too much dick stroking… 2.20.00

    2h 36m

  6. 09/29/2023

    Episode 49 – Our first recording (early 2022)...

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by some random Scotch! First ever recording – sorry about the sound quality This is more to see if we have evolved and show how it started! It is more for the die-hard fan 😊 Might not be for you Gav – It is mostly brainstorming ideas. 1. Brainstorm session nr 1 0.00 2. Antiquated males or the c#nts 2.00 3. Aliases 4.30 4. Woke / Big c**k Barry 10.00 5. Row’s weight loss routine 15.00 6. John Witherspoon 20.00 7. Rows s****y Mic / More ideas 23.00 8. Rows theme music ideas 31.00 9. Thursday podcasts (decision made) 44.00 10. Chinese Banker 48.00

    52 min

  7. 09/04/2023

    Episode 48 – If you’re into guys, John likes a clean a*****e

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by Basil Hayden This is a pissed-up one! 1. Johnny is back / Eating at the keg 0.00 2. Calgary Stampede 3.00 3. Our Politicians 11.00 4. Golf Malarkey 14.00 5. Sophia Vergara (F****n Ellen) 35.30 6. Music stuff 38.00 7. James Hetfield meets Johnny Ritz / One band, one amazing album 54.30 8. The up and coming 50th episode 1.01.30 9. 2mm dick 1.09.30 10. Gullible requests / The homemade fleshlight 1.16.30 11. Indiana Jones and Jack Nicholson is Whoopi Goldberg fat 1.23.00 12. Nicknames, Ugly head / Mr. Cummie pants 1.36.00 13. A night in Paris / the casting couch 1.44.00 14. Everyone likes dick jokes (comedy bits at Episode 50) 1.55.00 15. John’s midget massage story 1.59.00 16. Tom Segura on Rogan 2.05.00 17. Joe Rogan / RFK / Election / southern accent stuff 2.31.00 18. What makes Will Ferrell successful? 2.37.00 19. Rob Lowe 2.54.00

    2h 57m

  8. 07/28/2023

    Episode 47 – It’s a family affair Part 2

    Follow and interact with us on Twitter - @AntiquatedMales This week’s bourbon brought to you by Elvis & Michters. 1. You c#nts gotta get closer / Two special guests 0.00 2. Erik listened backwards 1.30 3. Rocky 4.00 4. Creed III – Mitch loved it! 9.30 5. Paper champion 15.00 6. Proper gander / Hitler / Matt Dillon / Porno 17.00 7. Dr Sue Johanson / Golden girls 28.00 8. Nana Helen / Talia Shire 30.30 9. The Joker /Burt Young more Rocky 39.00 10. Tulsa King / Lou Ferrigno / Brigette Nielson 44.00 11. Everybody has a talent / Memphis 52.30 12. Erik’s wedding – dirt road shenanigans / Native food 1.09.00 13. Jimmy the c**t 1.13.00 14. Row’s Japanese impression / Titanic sub 1.18.00 15. Admiral Orton throws some knowledge our way 1.26.00 16. Tate brothers update 1.28.00 17. Ed Griswold / UFC / BJJ – It was all drilling, in your asshole… 1.32.00 18. Brothers / Sopranos BJ 1.39.00 19. Boxing – Tyson Fury 1.48.00 20. 15 greatest boxers of all time (Barbara) 2.01.00 21. Good luck Vic! 2.18.00 #spotify #podcasting #podcastlife #podcasts #TellEmSteveDave #antiquatedmales

    2h 18m
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Row and Mick are average forty-somethings. Young families, jobs, obligations, and not much time to themselves or to be creative. We are on a journey of discovery, to get better, to figure out the second half of our lives, to drink bourbon, talk shit, and have fun.

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