Not Even Once

Not Even Once
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Not Even Once

Bob takes Seth through the often completely ridiculous world of ABC’s seminal classic Once Upon a Time

  1. 6 DAYS AGO · BONUS

    Happy 2024 from the Not Even Once Team!

    Well, 2024 was kinda just "fart_noise.mp3", right? Well, a tradition is a tradition, and goddammit, we're STICKING TO IT. And speaking of, thanks for sticking with us! We should have more silly stuff coming out soon with Season 2! Take care of yourselves and those you love!

    12 min
  2. S2E7 - Child of the Moon

    12/16/2024

    S2E7 - Child of the Moon

    So we know Ruby is a werewolf. But what we DON'T know is if there are any sexy man werewolves around. Well, listener, this episode really answers that question for us. There's also a hot mouse. LISTEN, this one is all on some kind of Omegaverse stuff that is on another plane of existence for us. Just remember, there's a she wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. A-woo! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Sounds in Episode sourced from: 30 Rock - S2E8 "Secrets and Lies" Cinderella DK Eyewitness Donkey Kong 64 (1) (2) IMHO Kool-Aid Law & Order Mario Golf 64 Mass Effect Meg Stalter Metal Gear Solid New Super Mario Bros. Persona 5 Red Hot Riding Hood She Wolf - Shakira Sonic The Hedgehog Team Fortress 2 The Good Place - S1E13 "Michael's Gambit" The Wizard of Oz ⁠Torn - ⁠Natalie Imbruglia⁠ WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!

    56 min
  3. Storybrooke Daily Mirror - Sarah's Run-In with Josh and Ginnifer

    11/22/2024 · BONUS

    Storybrooke Daily Mirror - Sarah's Run-In with Josh and Ginnifer

    Breaking News! Sarah, our special Neal correspondent, met a couple actors from Once Upon a Time at an Encino Dunkin' mere DAYS after recording the episode. Enjoy her thrilling recount of the story here! Josh and Ginnifer, if you are by chance listening, we would absolutely LOVE to have you on the pod to talk about your time on the show and Storybrooke. Have your people reach out to our people. Who am I kidding, we don't have people. You can reach us at notevenoncepod@gmail.com. Thanks for (possibly) listening!!

    15 min
  4. S2E6 - Tallahassee (with Sarah!)

    11/18/2024

    S2E6 - Tallahassee (with Sarah!)

    Hey, this going back and forth between past Enchanted Forest and present Storybrooke is getting a bit overwhelming. Maybe we should just take a chill pill for a bit on that. ...or maybe let's do something completely different and flip the script and do real world flashbacks and present day Enchanted Forest. And who the heck is this guy from Broken, by the way? This episode, we have our friend Sarah guesting. And she's seen Once Upon a TIme even more than Bob! This one is some good stuff, y'all! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Sounds in Episode sourced from: Aja Miyake-Mugler - RuPaul's Drag Race Untucked S9E3 "Draggily Ever After" America's Funniest Home Videos American Dad S8E10 "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven" Arrested Developent S1E4 :Key Decisions" Austin Powers in Goldmember Bangor, Maine Canadian Appreciation Day Tourism Commercial 1995 Banjo-Kazooie French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris Heidi N Closet - RuPaul's Drag Race S12E8 "Droop" Hercules I Can't Believe You've Done This Jacob Wysocki - Game Changer S6E3 "Sam Says 3" Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor Jinkx Monsoon Johnny Cash - I've Been Everywhere Josh Holz and Daniel Lara Law & Order Luigi's Mansion Mario Golf 64 Metal Gear Solid Pokémon Snap Se7en Sonic Adventure 2 Sonic Heroes Sonic the Hedgehog Team Fortress 2 WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!!

    1h 34m
  5. BONUS - Dimension 20's Neverafter

    10/31/2024 · BONUS

    BONUS - Dimension 20's Neverafter

    Content Warning: This episode contains discussion related to the following plot elements: Body Horror, Emetophobia, Child Death, Child Abandonment, Harm to Children, and Children In Severe Emotional Distress. Happy Halloween!!! So, how about something completely different for Spooky Season? In this bonus episode, we discuss some good, old-fashioned Dungeons and Dragons (BUT SPOOOOOKY) with the first episode of Dimension 20's Neverafter. This season blends fairy tale characters with horror, so very fitting for us! Except... there was... no... GREEN SCREEN! You can watch the first episode of Neverafter for free on Youtube! The rest of the season lives on Dropout.TV, who aren't sponsoring us, but we'd bet you'd like their stuff. Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

    52 min

  6. 09/24/2024

    S2E5 - The Doctor (with Santana!)

    Just in time for spooky season, we have Once Upon a Time's first proper Halloween episode. Trick or Treat! Ahhh for you, Regina, I have a heaping helping of TRAUMA. Now don't TP my house. LOVE your costume, girl. And on this episode, we have our friend and horror writer, Santana Segriff! She tells us all about Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, how she legitimately thought that Emma and Regina were together in the show thanks to Tumblr, and more! You can check out her stuff on her Instagram, @santanasegriffwrites! Thanks for joining, Santana! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Sounds in Episode sourced from: @baylebee @realchoppedliva 2014 VisitMaine TV Spot A Very Brady Sequel Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show" Billie Eilish - Bad Guy Brandon Rogers - NEIGHBORHOOD PATROL Episode 2 Cruisn' Exotica 64 Gia Gunn - RuPaul's Drag Race S6E1 "RuPaul's Big Opening Part 1" Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor Kamala Harris Kandy Muse - RuPaul's Drag Race S13E12 "The Nice Queens Roast" Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde Mario Golf 64 Mario Tennis 64 Meg Stalter Mercedes Iman Diamond - Rupaul's Drag Race S11E2 "Good God Girl, Get Out" Metal Gear Solid New Super Mario Bros. Pokémon Puzzle League Robyn - Call your Girlfriend Sonic Adventure 2 Spongebob Squarepants - S3E48 "Squilliam Returns" Super Smash Bros Ultimate Team Fortress 2 Teen Girl Squad The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Office S5E8 "Business Trip" Wave Race 64 WelvenDaGreat - GOT'EEEEMM!!!!! Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers - Believe in Yourself (Arthur Theme Song)

    1h 31m
  7. BONUS - Air Bud: Golden Receiver

    09/04/2024 · BONUS

    BONUS - Air Bud: Golden Receiver

    I sure love Once U-Paw-n a Time! Remember when there was a whole subplot in this movie about a Russian Circus? I sure as hell don't. I also don't think the movie does! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠! Title Music: "From the Heart" from Air Bud, composed by Brahm Wenger, with some special spice from Lexi!

    1h 24m

  8. 08/21/2024

    S2E4 - The Crocodile (with Shawn!)

    Well, here we are. We made it, folks. We finally have the full primary cast of the show revealed. And HE is here. Our favorite pirate. The hottest man. After a long night of hooking, he finally made it to steal Rumplestiltzkin's wife. To celebrate, we had our good friend and very talented singer Shawn on the show as a guest! You can listen to his single, To Be Needed, on ⁠Spotify ⁠or ⁠iTunes⁠. You can also follow him on ⁠Instagram ⁠and ⁠Twitter (WARNING, this is very NSFW)⁠. To Be Needed is also our outro music this episode. Thanks for letting us use it, Shawn! Follow us on Twitter! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/GjJanwZRZ8⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Bob - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thekidaintright⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Seth - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@recycledsarcasm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ More at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/notevenoncepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! A special thank you to Lexi for editing for us! Title Music: 'World of Magic' by Scott Buckley - released under CC-BY 4.0. | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.scottbuckley.com.au⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Sounds in Episode sourced from: ⁠Arrested Development S3E1 "The Cabin Show"⁠ ⁠Arthur - PBS⁠ ⁠Banjo-Kazooie⁠ ⁠Billy Joel flips out in Moscow in 1987.⁠ ⁠Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx Monsoon - Only Child⁠ ⁠Cupcakke - Vagina⁠ ⁠Donkey Kong 64⁠ ⁠Fergie - London Bridge⁠ ⁠French Cafe 24 x 7 - Happy Day in Paris⁠ ⁠Jasmine Masters - handle your liquor⁠ ⁠Ke$ha - Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Luigi's Mansion⁠ ⁠Mario Golf 64⁠ ⁠Metal Gear Solid⁠ ⁠Michael Jackson⁠ ⁠Mortal Kombat X⁠ ⁠New Super Mario Bros.⁠ ⁠Pokémon Snap⁠ ⁠RuPaul - Cover Girl⁠ ⁠Scarlet Envy - RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Meet the Queens⁠ ⁠Scruff⁠ ⁠ShXwn - To Be Needed⁠ ⁠Sonic Adventure 2⁠ ⁠Sonic Heroes⁠ ⁠Super Mario Bros.⁠ ⁠Super Smash Bros.⁠ ⁠Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere⁠ ⁠Team Fortress 2⁠ ⁠The Office S5E8 "Business Trip"⁠ ⁠The Powerpuff Girls⁠ ⁠Tiktok⁠ ⁠VisitMaine - Where You Need To Be⁠ ⁠Zelda: Wand of Gamelon (CDI)⁠

    1h 7m
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Bob takes Seth through the often completely ridiculous world of ABC’s seminal classic Once Upon a Time

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  • Creator
    Not Even Once
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Not Even Once
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    Not Even Once

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