America, You Got This?

Maya May and Lauren Lehman Carter

A Mourning Show. Seriously. Two friends, two countries, one impossible question — America, you got this? Comedian Maya May (broadcasting from Lisbon) and writer-advocate Lauren Lehman Carter (in Chicago) take on healthcare, fascism, perimenopause, MAHA moms, and screwworms. It's not a lifestyle show, it's a thrivestyle show because no matter what's going on with America, we're never gonna let it take away our sparkle. New episodes every Friday. Subscribe and join us! mayaonstage.substack.com

  1. Oct 26

    Lula Wins and We Can Breathe Easy* | America, You Got This?

    We Can Breathe Easy* because the world’s lungs are safe (for now) and Lauren’s bronchitis is mostly gone. But by the end of this episode, we’re putting people we don’t like in the freezer. If you think it sounds weird, just wait until the multi-step, dare I say PROVEN method that Lauren will have us all trying by the end. Canvass training with Swing Left and a bunch of comedians tonight, including Billy Eichner! PORCH FRIGHT is tonight, 8PM ET. Learn to talk to strangers with the people who do it for a living! https://www.mobilize.us/swingleft/event/1067243/ Ok, the quick stuff from today’s episode! * Byeeee Baby Bolsonaro: Lula wins in Brazil! Of course, Flavio “CPAC” Bolsonaro is contesting it after Lula wins a fourth term, 51.79 to 48.21. On an amazing second-round turnout, it’s the first time a Brazilian president has lost the first round and gone on to win the second. The same day in Serbia, a student movement that started when a railway canopy collapsed and killed 16 people won parliament outright, and Vučić conceded after 14 years. * EARLY VOTING ENDS SOON. Early voting closes before Election Day in almost every state; in Tennessee, it ends Thursday. You can have a perfect plan and still get a flat tire, or bronchitis, or be called in to work on November 3. The sooner you vote, the sooner you can just sit in anxiety like the rest of us. Just kidding! You can go canvass or phone bank! * Check your ballot!!! Voters across Tennessee and Texas have reported machines showing the wrong selection. We don’t know if this is nefarious, and officials claim it’s a calibration thing. Either way, check the screen, check the paper, and if it’s wrong, ask a poll worker! * Trump is obsessed with *sses. Your president (he’s not mine!) literally called on Nicki Minaj to stand up and show her @ss to the people at a rally, which is messed up on so many levels…and then she DID IT. And proceeded to get on stage and start a “We Love Trump” chat. Y’all. Let’s end this BS. Vote like your @sses depend on it. See you next week when we’ll be just ONE day from the LAST day to vote. We know you’ll have voted by then, though! Happy almost election week! Maya and Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

  2. Oct 6

    After the Rage | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who watched live! If you missed it, you missed my rendition of Nelson’s “After the Rain,” and our wide-ranging solutions, including, but not limited to, an app that blocks video games until a consent course is taken, and continuing-education-style courses that teach men what consent is, then teach them again. It started as a joke, but amid all the stress-relieving laughs, we think we’re onto something. What we know for sure is that essays are not the solution; apparently, the only program ever proven to reduce rape is 12 hours long and it’s taught to women, and you need to know who your District Attorney is…so you can put pressure on them, more on that below. But first. Content Warning: Sexual Assault RAINN hotline: 800-656-4673, free and confidential, 24/7 Rage. More Rage. Last week we were full of rage, but rage without direction is exhausting. This episode focuses on how to direct that rage so we can see real policy changes, even if the culture lags far behind. Ok, who’s your DA(ddy)? No, seriously. Look up your DA on Ballotpedia. I had no idea and had to look up mine. As timing would have it, this week in Texas is the NDAA 2026 Sexual Assault Conference. It’s sold out, and Day 2 of the conference is: “Litigation Strategy & Trial Execution. Focus on admissibility, expert testimony, alcohol-facilitated sexual assault cases, jury selection, and courtroom strategy.” Your District Attorney decides which crimes get prosecuted, how survivors are supported, and what justice looks like in your community. Do you know who holds the office? It matters because… * Pressure on the DA works: Tompkins County DA Matthew Van Houten reopened the Cornell case because people called and emailed. Most of us don’t know who our DA is, but it’s an elected position, and they decide whether to try a case. Putting pressure on the DA works, but it also matters who you elect. * Rape Kit Backlog: There are at least 225,000 untested rape kits in this country. Check your state’s backlog: endthebacklog.org. Mariska Hargitay remains a badass. Her Joyful Heart Foundation wrote the Six Pillars of Rape Kit Reform to help states get it together. The sixth pillar demands that necessary reforms are actually funded. * Budgets are Moral Documents: Show us the money. If law enforcement has money for shock gloves, surely they can get it together to clear the rape kit backlog. The money is there, but right now they’re spending it on settling brutality cases, and body cams that they conveniently will forget to turn on. * Local Elections Matter: You can check state legislation on sex education in schools on the National Conference of State Legislatures’ website. But if you want to get hyperlocal, school board and city council meetings are a good place to start. Local officials are embedded in the community, and you can put pressure on them to back up “protecting women and girls” with real action. * Pete Davidson ain’t shit: Watch the episode for our take on Pete’s BS take on influencers, and why it’s a stunning illustration of America's sharp disdain for women with a voice. Men want us to shut up. We won’t. In fact, we’re just gonna get louder. THE MIDTERMS ARE ON NOVEMBER 3! AND WE MEAN THE LAST DAY TO VOTE BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE EARLY. See, we’re screaming in ALL CAPS. You like that, Pete??? Ok Make sure to check your voter registration. We know you know this, but tell at least one person who might not. See you next week! Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    After the Rage | America, You Got This?
  3. Sep 28

    What to Expect When You're Expecting Rage | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who joined us live. We appreciate you. For those who missed it, it is a heavy episode done in the only way Lauren Lehman Carter and I know how to do it: by confronting it head-on and mostly unfiltered. Content warning: this episode is about sexual assault. Please proceed with care and caution. We are moms, we are survivors, and we see that WHAT WE ARE DOING AS A SOCIETY IS NOT WORKING. So this episode is about working through what real solutions look like when men aren't afraid of consequences, when solutions are products like nail polish that tests a drink to see if it contains GHB, when the President got elected (two times!!) even after saying he could grab women by the p***y, and the Vice President follows Andrew Tate on X. It should not be on women to make this world safer, and we certainly shouldn’t be expected to do it with a smile, and yet here we are. Why are we talking about this now? A civil lawsuit filed this month alleges a 20-year-old Cornell student was drugged and gang raped at the Chi Phi house in October 2024. This morning, Tompkins County DA Matthew Van Houten announced he’s reopening the case, but only after weeks of calls and emails to his office. He also acknowledged that neither his office nor police ever interviewed the men. This is how little regard our institutions have for women’s safety. Doe’s attorney says two of the seven were expelled and the rest got suspensions, workshops or written assignments. Cornell disputes that, saying no one was offered an essay as a sole consequence. They should have all been expelled. Period. An Ivy-League education is a privilege and a pipeline to leadership positions that affect millions of lives. It should not be granted to those who violated someone’s safety or who willfully ignored it. We didn’t want to talk about anything else this week, so we didn’t. We are grateful to all of you who join us, whether it’s every week or whenever you have time. We hope you are as angry as we are, and that together we'll direct our rage toward making our world safer. Watch the full episode, and if you need a place to pivot to after you’ve processed your rage, here are some links: * A Call to Men — acalltomen.org. Free Live Respect curriculum for middle and high school boys. * End Rape on Campus — endrapeoncampus.org * RAINN hotline — 800-656-4673, free and confidential, 24/7 We’ll see you next week. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

  4. Sep 22

    Maybe We Shouldn’t Give Testosterone Another Chance | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who tuned in live! 43 days until midterm voting ends, and we are unhinged as ever, trying to make sense of Pete Hegseth’s testosterone obsession (morning wood, wtf?!), Trump acting like a big baby and following through on his promise to ban CNN, Politico, and MS(we’re still calling it)NBC, Logan and Jake Paul at the Pentagon, and the fact that even though men have led us into this ditch and are still digging, they keep asking us to let them lead. And we keep letting them??! We want to believe that we got this, but we have some work to do in the coming weeks. Which leads me to our first point Lauren Lehman Carter needs to write a parenting book. 1. Three Douchebags and You’re Out: Lauren has a rule for raising two white suburban boys. Do three douchebag things, and you’re hit with the ultimate teen punishment. She takes your phone. I think it should be national policy. 2. The Converse Curse: Are we chucking our chucks??! You’ll have to watch the episode to find out, but we have theories, and they may be conversepiratorial. Yeah, we’re just making up words now. 3. We’re the Lube of Politics (A Response to an audience comment): Someone asked why we talk about pop culture if we’re supposed to be locking in. And the main reason is that nobody wants to jump right into politics at 10:00am on a Monday. WE don’t even want to talk policy at 10am on a Monday. We ease you in…like lu…ok you get it. 4. America, F*ck It?: I have a list on my dry erase board of the shit we are up against: bots, lying politicians, Elon Musk’s money, deepfakes, billionaires, defeatism, a culture that rewards assholes. It’s enough for us to want to say America, F*ck It! But we’re not giving up, and in the episode we talk about why, and it’s, dare I say, heartwarming. Lauren’s early voting in Illinois starts THIS WEEK. Mine starts October 17 in Nevada, and I’m flying in to vote in person. See you Monday. Maya & Lauren This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

    Maybe We Shouldn’t Give Testosterone Another Chance | America, You Got This?
  5. Sep 14

    Election Season is Upon Us | America, You Got This?

    Thank you to everyone who tuned in live! For those who couldn’t, we hit on our usual range of topics but with the main focus being…LOCK THE F*CK IN! Election season is upon us. * Stop saying the election is ON November 3: That’s the LAST day to vote. Lauren found out that voting in Illinois starts in 10 days! I’m flying back to the States to cast my ballot because I’m paranoid. The election is EVERY day starting from when early voting begins near you. Check the chart! * A Russian Oligarch Paid for Don Jr.’s Wedding on a Private Island: Who knew that Lauren’s background as a high-end wedding planner would come in so useful in analyzing the state of our current politics? Someone doesn’t pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for someone else’s wedding without getting something in return. The question is what??? * Words Matter. Republicans aren’t “Rigging” the Election. They're suppressing the vote, changing polling places, and purging voter rolls. But that’s not an excuse to NOT vote; it’s the main reason to vote early. That way, if you do run into an issue, you have plenty of time to correct it. And when you talk to people, don't ask if they're voting. Tell them EVERYONE’S voting. * WTF Jasmine Crockett Honored Chris Brown 50 Days Before the Midterms: Yah, we’re confused about it too. And when we say confused, we mean angry. Watch the video for more on that… * Voting Is Self-Care! And Community Care! And Mutual Aid! Lauren proposed that voting is a form of self-care, and I agree! Our lives and nervous systems depend on the policies enacted by the people we put into office. So…here’s that chart. What’s your voting plan? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit mayaonstage.substack.com

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A Mourning Show. Seriously. Two friends, two countries, one impossible question — America, you got this? Comedian Maya May (broadcasting from Lisbon) and writer-advocate Lauren Lehman Carter (in Chicago) take on healthcare, fascism, perimenopause, MAHA moms, and screwworms. It's not a lifestyle show, it's a thrivestyle show because no matter what's going on with America, we're never gonna let it take away our sparkle. New episodes every Friday. Subscribe and join us! mayaonstage.substack.com

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