Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

  1. 1d ago

    Neighborly Knockabout! Steve Urkel vs Wilson | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the cul-de-sac becomes a goddamn war zone as Kraig and Jed feud over the fence to determine which 90s sitcom neighbor deserves the keys to our collective heart: Steve Urkel or Wilson! Kraig comes crashing through the drywall for Team Urkel, arguing that Steve was a suspender-powered comedy neutron bomb who went from annoying neighbor kid to basically turning Family Matters into the Steve Urkel Show. Jed fires back that Urkel's Pepé Le Pew-style pursuit of Laura has aged like milk. Jed instead backs Wilson, the mystical Fence Yoda of Home Improvement, who could diagnose Tim Taylor's latest existential crisis using half a face, an obscure historical anecdote, and absolutely no invitation to be involved. Kraig calls b******t, dismissing Wilson as a one-note suburban creep who spent eight years lurking behind shrubbery dispensing unsolicited white-savior wisdom like a Peeping Tom with a philosophy degree. Moderator Kirk tries desperately to keep everybody on their own side of the fence as the property values plummet around him. It's Urkelmania vs Wilsonian wisdom, nerd next door vs sage behind the hedge, and this one just might even turn Mister Rogers into a neighborhood watch vigilante, on this boundary pushing episode of Mass Debate!

    Neighborly Knockabout! Steve Urkel vs Wilson | Mass Debate

  2. Aug 11

    Deadly Dance-Off! Jack Reacher vs John Wick | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, bullets are flying - feet bullets that is -  as Jed and special guest JT settle the question nobody had the courage, mental illness, or the abundance of free-time to ask: Who wins the Deadly Dance-Off, Jack Reacher or John Wick? Jed glides onto the floor for Team Reacher, arguing that this enormous man-mountain has the surprising finesse to unleash a foxtrot so smooth it should be classified as a concealed weapon. JT fires back for Team Wick, claiming Baba Yaga has swagger to spare and enough precisely choreographed killing experience to turn the dance floor into a battleground. Forget the Twist, the Hustle, or the Dougie, JT predicts that by morning everybody will be doing the Wick, a dangerously sexy combination of gun-fu, fancy footwork, and smoldering eye contact that'll be trending on TikTok before the bodies are cold. Jed counters that Reacher doesn't need social media clout when he's got a wingspan large enough to take down an entire conga line in one foul swoop. Moderator Kraig tries desperately to enforce ballroom rules while Hung Juror Kirk wonders when the Breakin'-style dance-off is gonna kick into high gear. It's Reacher around the Rosie vs Wick and Roll, foxtrot vs gun-fu, and two killing machines finally discovering the greatest weapon of all: jazz hands...on this toe-tapping, neck-snapping episode of Mass Debate!

    Deadly Dance-Off! Jack Reacher vs John Wick | Mass Debate

  3. Aug 4

    Cute Creature Conflict! Capybara vs Red Panda | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the BPM Boys settle the most adorable conflict since Alex P. Keaton boxed that kangaroo on a very special Family Ties! Special guest Skyler Norwood and Kirk battle over the cutest cuddle creature: Capybara vs Red Panda! Skyler rolls in for Team Capybara, calling them the undisputed heavyweight champions of chill. According to Skyler, if world leaders spent five minutes petting a capybara, we'd cut global conflict by at least 850%. They're basically giant guinea pigs with the emotional availability of a therapist and the body of a David Hasselhoff body pillow. Kirk adorably climbs in for Team Red Panda, insisting capybaras are government-engineered mutants that mysteriously materialized sometime around the mid-2000s to gaslight the American public. "Nobody had ever heard of these things!" he proclaims, accusing Big Rodent of unleashing oversized nutria with permanent smiles to distract us from whatever they don't want us talking about. Red pandas, meanwhile, are fluffy little tree ninjas with ginger raccoon faces, delivering adorable chaos that will leave you grinning like a damn moron. Moderator Kraig desperately tries to keep the debate grounded in zoology, but it quickly devolves into conspiracy theories, cuddle analytics, and accusations that capybaras are collecting intelligence on behalf of the Department of Agriculture. By the end, Skyler is ready to hug a capybara into the sunset, Kirk is demanding its birth certificate, and teaching red pandas the art of joint rolling. It's fluff vs floof, snuggles vs suspiciousness, and enough concentrated cuteness to qualify as a controlled substance, on this unbearably heart melting episode of Mass Debate!

    Cute Creature Conflict! Capybara vs Red Panda | Mass Debate

  4. Jul 28

    Miller Lite Mano a Mano! Less Filling vs Tastes Great | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the taps are flowing with nonsense and beer commercials from 1973, as Kirk and Kraig revive the greatest barroom argument ever advertised: "Less Filling" vs "Tastes Great!" Kirk cracks one open for Team Less Filling, arguing that if you're chasing that full-flavor adventure, Miller High Life already exists. "It ain't the damn Champagne of Beers for nuthin'!" he bellows, insisting Miller Lite's true superpower is letting you survive a backyard barbecue without needing to unbutton your jeans halfway through the potato salad. Why waste calories on "meh" when you can down another pork chop in a can? Kraig takes one down the gullet for Team Tastes Great, declaring that Miller Lite doesn't just taste good, it tastes better than the original, becoming the undisputed face of the entire brand. According to him, "Less Filling" is just nutritional fine print, while "Tastes Great" is the reason anyone reaches into the cooler in the first place. To Kraig, flavor isn't a feature...it's the whole damn beer. Moderator Jed tries to referee this frothy brew-ha-ha before someone gets violated with a tap handle, but the debate quickly ferments into a full-blown brewery brawl where marketing slogans are treated like constitutional amendments and every cold one comes with a side of unsolicited nutritional philosophy. It's waistlines vs taste buds, Champagne of Beers vs king of light lagers, and the only thing getting roasted harder than the arguments is the guy who showed up drinking Natty Light...on this ice-cold, hop-fueled episode of Mass Debate!

    Miller Lite Mano a Mano! Less Filling vs Tastes Great | Mass Debate

  5. Jul 21

    Musical Decade Dustup! 90s Music vs 80s Music | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the BPM Boys crank the volume to eleven as Kraig and Jed drop the needle on the ultimate mixtape melee: 90s Music vs 80s Music! Kraig storms in for Team 90s dripping with enough flannel and angst to choke a barista. He rapid fires band names with the confidence of Rain Man at a damn Sam Goody, only to get hopelessly trapped in a Beck-Loop™, repeating "Beck... Beck... Beck..." until Moderator Kirk smacks him on the snout with a rolled up Details magazine. Jed responds by moonwalking into the fight with exactly two words: Michael. Jackson. And that's damn near it. He lets the King of Pop do enough heavy lifting before casually tossing in Toto, Cheap Trick, and a whole lotta 90s trashing tirades, while Kraig insists the 80s were nothing more than shoulder pads, cocaine confidence, and enough synth to make your Oingo Boingo. Moderator Kirk desperately tries to keep the debate in tune while Hung Juror G-Man nods along to both sides, gritting his teeth and trying not to lose control over the nonsense flooding his ears. By the end, grunge has declared war on glam, key-tars have challenged distortion pedals to a duel, and Beck rises like a phoenix in Kraig's heart! It's moonwalks vs mosh pits, on this totally tubular, hella dope episode of Mass Debate!

    Musical Decade Dustup! 90s Music vs 80s Music | Mass Debate

  6. Jul 14

    Prime Number Prizefight! 3 vs 7 | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, mathematics is dragged into a back alley and beaten senseless as Jed and Kirk square off over the ultimate numerical nonsense: Which prime number reigns supreme...3 or 7? Jed counts to 3 and confidently stops there, arguing that good things come in 3s: the Holy Trinity, cinematic trilogies, the three branches of government, and basically every story that knows when to quit. Kirk immediately divides and conquers, proclaiming that 7 isn't just a number...it's a lucky number. Lucky 7 lights up slot machines, Harry Potter needed 7 books to become a legend, and unlike those Lord of the Rings snooze-fests, 7 has the stamina to finish the job. Things quickly stop adding up when Kirk unveils his groundbreaking mathematical theorem: "7 contains two 3s...and a one for fun." Is it mathematically bankrupt? Maybe. Does it stop him? Not for a second. Jed desperately cubes the argument for Star Wars and every beloved trilogy ever made, while Kirk counters that the third installment is usually where franchises lose the plot and spoil the franchise. Then the debate carries the one straight into the gutter as Kirk boldly claims, "Ask four out of five straight women...3 may bring the motion of the ocean, but 7 brings the damn tsunami!" Jed bashfully pivots to the Founding Fathers, proudly declaring that 3 branches of government have carried America for centuries, only for Kirk to snort and retort, "You sure about that, bro?" Moderator Kraig watches the equation collapse into complete numerical anarchy as calculators everywhere go on strike. It's odd vs odder, prime vs prime-er, trilogy vs jackpot, and proof that the only irrational thing in the room isn't the square root of two...it's the debaters themselves, on this irrationally hilarious episode of Mass Debate!

    Prime Number Prizefight! 3 vs 7 | Mass Debate

  7. Jul 7

    KFC Cage Match: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the pressure fryer is cranked to eleven as Kirk and Kraig meet on the battlefield, both fighting under the flag of Colonel Harlan Sanders. But this is an internal war...a brother's war over KFC's greatest culinary conundrum: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy. Kirk digs in for Team Original, arguing that Colonel Sanders already achieved fried perfection the first time around. "Didn't we learn anything from New Coke?" he asks, accusing Kraig of trying to fix something that wasn't broken and replacing timeless flavor with a crunchy imposter of absolute BS. Kraig gets greasy for Team Extra Crispy, insisting that if a little crunch is good, more crunch is the American way, accusing Kirk of gatekeeping that golden-brown deliciousness and denying freedom-loving citizens their God given right to consume dumb portionss of grease-soaked chicken skin. The debate quickly goes from finger-lickin' to finger-pointin' as Kirk claims Kraig is campaigning on behalf of clogged arteries, shiny foreheads, and cholesterol medication companies. Kraig counters that Original Recipe is just Extra Crispy before it's balls dropped, and argues that every glorious crunch is another crispy love letter to liberty. Moderator Jed desperately tries to keep the grease fire contained, but this thing spirals into a full on three-piece catastrophe, complete with enough poultry propaganda to make the Colonel dip his biscuit in the gravy boat. It's eleven herbs vs eleven heart medications, crunch vs comfort, and one extra-value-sized serving of cluckin' fun on this finger-lickin', artery-stickin' episode of Mass Debate!

    KFC Cage Match: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy | Mass Debate

  8. Jun 30

    Funnest Instrument of Chaos for 'Merica's Birthday? M-80 vs Roman Candle | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the Founding Fathers immediately regret giving us independence as Jed and Kraig celebrate America's birthday by arguing which explosive delivers the most patriotic chaos: the M-80 or the Roman Candle. Jed lights the fuse for Team M-80, proudly declaring it the George Washington of recreational mayhem, capable of turning toilets into folklore, mailboxes into modern art, and common sense into a missing persons case. To Jed, M-80s aren't just fireworks... they're the sound of freedom filing a workers' comp claim. Kraig fires back that M-80s are illegal, making them the least American thing on the menu, while the Roman Candle represents true constitutional values: gathering your friends on a warm summer's eve, firing flaming projectiles directly at one another, and forging lifelong memories through shared laughter and second-degree burns. Jed scoffs, calling Roman Candles hella lame, insisting that 9 out of 10 recreational explosives experts agree the M-80 is the preferred choice of glorious lone wolves who just want to hear the neighborhood car alarms sing. Moderator Kirk does his best to keep everyone from earning a visit from the ATF, by keeping this powder keg from exploding prematurely. It's boom vs zoom, shockwave vs sparkle, and the most explosively patriotic episode of Mass Debate ever!

    Funnest Instrument of Chaos for 'Merica's Birthday? M-80 vs Roman Candle | Mass Debate
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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  • Creator
    Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    93
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Blank Propaganda Machine
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