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Join Simon and John as we lovingly critique the movies often referred to as the Greatest Of All Time! Are you sure its Star Wars?Is The Godfather really that good?How fantastic is Forrest Gump?The men who stare at GOATs are here to answer all these questions and more.*Disclaimer* - our thoughts and opinions are our own

  1. JAN 27

    Stand By Me

    In this episode join Simon and John as we travel back to a simpler time in cinema (the 80s) and an even simpler time in history (the 50s) for coming-of-age classic STAND BY ME. Directed by Rob Reiner and based on a novella by Stephen King, come with us as we explore the films timeless themes of friendship, growth and life's toughest challenges.  We'll discuss the most emotional moments that still resonate with viewers decades later and how its managed to not only influence generations of movie lovers, but will also make us nostalgic as we recount tales from our own childhood!  Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 42m

  2. 03/12/2024

    Jaws

    This time join Simon and John on Amity island, for a deep dive into a movie that quite literally made a splash at the box office! The first movie to make 100m and announce the arrival of a pioneering young Steven Spielberg. Yes its 1975s Jaws  Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 46m

  3. 02/13/2024

    The Departed

    This time join  Simon and John as we take a look at our second Scorsese,  delving into the gritty Boston underworld of The Departed. In this episode we explore the intricate layers of deception, loyalty and morality that are played out in stellar performances from its all-star cast. We analyse the characters, themes and plot twists that make this Simons' favourite film and discuss the only thing more suspenseful than the movie itself, whether or not John will learn to pronounce Vera Farmiga! And of course whether or not it makes... THE GOAT LIST Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 27m

  4. 01/22/2024

    *WILDCARD* Starship Troopers

    This time join Simon and John as we blast off with the mobile infantry to dissect a movie full of over-the-top action, cheesy one-liners, beautiful actors and... fascism?! Yes this episode is full of all the memorable moments from the sci-fi shooter, but also we delve into the themes of the human toll of war, propaganda and the controversial depiction of a militarised society. So stick with us as we decide... is this movie simply a guilty pleasure? a subtle, satirical spectacle? and of course does it make... THE GOAT LIST? Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 38m

  5. 12/29/2023

    Die Hard

    Yippee-Ki-Yay GOATs fans! This time join Simon and John for one last gift under the tree, as we buckle-up for the unapologetically action-packed, debatably Christmassy,  Bruce Willis 80s classic Die Hard! We'll be discussing the numerous and escalating action sequences, the balance of quippy street-wise McClane vs the charismatic, yet brutally villainous Hans, and a stack of side characters that whether you love them or hate them, you'll no doubt have seen them in something!  And of course the question that keeps coming up... Will it make... THE GOAT LIST... (and yes we even find time to discuss the movies festive status)  Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 44m

  6. 12/21/2023

    Spirited Away

    Take a plunge with Simon and John into the mysterious bathhouse world of 2001s, Hayao Miyazaki masterpiece Spirited Away! Get ready to cross over into the enchanting world of this Oscar- winning animated movie, and discover the captivating story of Chihiro, a young girl forced to fend for herself in the spirit world, as we watch her grow throughout its captivating story, told through breath-taking visuals and profound themes. We'll share our interpretations of the movies numerous messages and distinct characters that fill every frame in the iconic way that only a Studio Ghibli film can. And of course decide whether or not it makes.. THE GOAT LIST...  Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 37m

  7. 12/20/2023

    Rear Window

    This time join Simon and John as we dial up the suspense and delve into the voyeuristic world of Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 masterpiece Rear Window. We peer through the lens of Jimmy Stewarts L.B Jeffries, a wheelchair-bound photographer confined to his apartment, who becomes convinced he has witnessed a murder. More than just a murder mystery. It's a psychological thriller exploring the dangers of obsession, fragility of perception and the thin line between curiosity and intrusion. So while the audience decides if we can believe something if we haven't seen it, we cast a modern eye over it and decide whether its style over substance, does it hold-up? and does it make... THE GOAT LIST   Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 40m

  8. 12/11/2023

    Get Out

    This time on Staring at GOATs, join Simon and John as we sink into Jordan Peeles 2017 directorial debut, for the chillingly topical world of  Get Out. A masterfully  crafted horror that has captivated its audience with not just its scares but its psychological twists, social commentary and performances making it a modern classic.  But is that enough to make it on the GOAT list?  Follow the link below to join us on social media and continue the conversation https://linktr.ee/staringatgoats Check out our polls and episode-centric Top 5s, tell us we're wrong and share yours to have us discuss them on the show, we look forward to hearing from you!

    1h 22m
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Join Simon and John as we lovingly critique the movies often referred to as the Greatest Of All Time! Are you sure its Star Wars?Is The Godfather really that good?How fantastic is Forrest Gump?The men who stare at GOATs are here to answer all these questions and more.*Disclaimer* - our thoughts and opinions are our own

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  • Creator
    John and Simon
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2025 Men Who Stare At GOATs
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