Bald Guys On The Bench

Graham Cohen and Scott Wasco
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Bald Guys on the Bench is a sports comedy podcast for the everyday fan, by the everyday fan. Join PGA professional, Scott Wasco, and sports enthusiast, Graham Cohen, as we share our knowledge and unique observations from the NFL, NBA, Baseball, NHL, and PGA Tour. 

  1. FEB 24

    From Riviera To Rings: Tiger’s Tease, Scheffler’s Surge, And Olympic Hockey Gold

    Send a text Recorded February 22nd, 2026  Sleep didn’t stand a chance. We crack open a wild sports weekend that starts in the rain at Riviera and ends with a gold medal heart attack on ice, stitching together Scheffler’s freakish consistency, Tiger’s Augusta breadcrumbs, and a USA vs Canada classic that jolted the country awake. We start on the PGA Tour, where the Genesis Invitational turned into a lesson in nerves and momentum. Scottie Scheffler survives a brutal Thursday, flips the script with a weekend 66-65, and still somehow feels “off” while finishing just outside another top 10. Jacob Bridgemen rides a monster lead into Sunday and learns how fragile golf gets on a single swing. Adam Scott drains a bomb, Fowler posts a clean card, and a caddie’s-eye update hints that Rick’s trending toward a big spring. Over it all, Tiger drops into the booth, jokes about feeling older than 50, and says just enough to make Augusta feel very real. Then the ice steals the show. We celebrate the USA women’s team pulling a gutsy goalie move, tying late, and finishing in overtime with skill and swagger. And we go deep on the men’s gold medal game—the matchup everyone wanted, somehow scheduled 46 years to the day of the Miracle on Ice. Canada tilts the ice early. Boldy breaks through when he shouldn’t. A five-on-three kill buys belief. Then Connor Hellebuyck turns physics into fiction, stacking 41 saves and obliterating expected goals. Overtime becomes chaos: McDavid is a blur, McKinnon somehow misses, and Werenski’s hustle keeps the final play alive. The Hughes line cashes, and the camera finds Johnny Gaudreau’s family in a moment that says more than any highlight ever could. We unpack the complaints about three-on-three, why the better team on paper doesn’t always win, and how redemption arcs landed all at once: Eichel’s bet on himself, Matthews shedding weight, Kachuk forcing respect. It felt bigger than a medal—more like a morning where everyone, everywhere, wore the same smile. If you’re here for elite golf, Olympic hockey, and the kind of sports story that lingers, hit play and lean in. Enjoyed the ride? Follow, share with a friend, and drop a quick review so more sports fans can find the show.

    55 min

  2. FEB 17

    No NFL? Fine, We Bet NASCAR And Learned What A “Sand Facial” Is

    Send a text Recorded Febuary 15th, 2026 Miss football? We didn’t have time to sulk. Pebble Beach served a two-act drama: a gentle, gettable opening and a weekend wind that turned every swing into a test of nerve. We ride the full wave—Ricky Fowler trending with a confident top-20, Scottie Scheffler detonating Sunday with three eagles and a historic top-10 streak, and Collin Morikawa reclaiming his blueprint with precise irons, poise in gusts, and a closing birdie that felt inevitable. It’s the kind of leaderboard swing that reminds you why Riviera demands ball-striking brilliance. We also talk about the sports moment everyone will be quoting: Dottie Pepper’s unintentionally hilarious bunker line on 18 and Jim Nantz doubling it without missing a beat. It’s comedy born from chaos, and a snapshot of how nasty Pebble played in the wind. From there, the conversation widens: Anthony Kim’s redemption on the rival tour and why, regardless of logos, a comeback from injury, addiction, and years away still hits deep. Golf is better when resilience wins. Off the course, we tumble into Olympic mode. Curling grabbed us by the brooms—yes, we synced our TVs and learned the rules mid-match—and hockey has the US and Canada barreling toward a heavyweight clash. Brackets are quirky, NHL injuries cast shadows, and yet the stakes feel right: precision and composure deciding outcomes on ice and on links alike. Riviera is next, and the blueprint is clear: small greens, tight targets, and the kind of iron play that travels in any wind. We’re riding Scheffler’s form, watching Fowler’s confidence build, and expecting Morikawa’s control to linger. If you’re into pressure swings, sharp takes, and a few lucky bets that somehow cashed, you’ll feel right at home. Hit follow, share with a friend, and drop your bold pick for Riviera—who’s taking the trophy? #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #livgolf #anthonykim #pga #pebblebeach #olympics #milanocortina

    1 hr

  3. FEB 11

    From Waste Management Mayhem To A Defensive Super Bowl

    Send a text Recorded February 9th, 2026  One weekend, three rollercoasters: golf’s rowdiest stop, a rivalry that refused to breathe, and a Super Bowl that crowned defense without apology. We kick off with the Waste Management Open, where Gotterup up kept smashing, Scheffler flipped a slow start into a charge, and Hideki fought like crazy before one brutal bunker moment changed everything. Then came the viral sideshow: a clout-chasing interruption at the worst time, and a reminder that golf’s edge lives right between chaos and class. College hoops delivered a different flavor of chaos. UNC and Duke traded haymakers, bricked makeables, and still set up one of those finishes that make the room go silent. We unpack the runs, the halftime reset, and the simple math that betting the second half pays when a rivalry tightens and legs settle. It’s the kind of game that etches itself into memory without needing a trophy—pure execution and nerves. The Super Bowl took the long road and still felt inevitable. Seattle’s front got home with four, the secondary squeezed windows, and a patient ground game wore down the clock. Walker walked away with MVP without scoring, which tells you everything about control, consistency, and the value of success rate over highlights. The Patriots flashed hope, then ran into protection math they couldn’t solve. We also talk props and promos—the long-shot defensive score that cashed big, the longest touchdown bet that swung on a dime, and how to read a low-scoring script before kickoff. From Pebble predictions and Fowler’s encouraging health update to offseason NFL futures and a hard look at quarterback plans, we keep it practical and honest. If you like clean breakdowns, betting angles that match game texture, and the pulse of what’s next, you’re home. Hit play, join us for the ride, and tell us your boldest takeaway from the weekend. If this resonated, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop us a review—your support keeps the lights on and the takes sharp. #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #superbowl #seahawks #patriots #wastemanagement #phoenixopen #pebblebeach

    1h 9m

  4. FEB 2

    Sunday Without Football, Sports Chaos, And Torrey Pines

    Send a text Recorded February 1st, 2026 A Sunday without football didn’t slow us down. We open with the NFL’s quiet Pro Bowl shuffle to Tuesday and what it says about attention, betting markets, and fan expectation, then sprint into a packed slate of fights, fairways, and futures. UFC delivered a reminder that craft beats hype, as Alexander Volkanovski’s composure, shoulder level, and timing turned a reach deficit into a clinic. That led us into a bigger conversation about how micro details—footwork, pad level, route disguise—create separation in every sport, and why fans now curate moments across an always-on schedule. From there we head to Torrey Pines, where nostalgia meets a shifting PGA Tour calendar. The signature-event era leaves some classic stops thinner, but the stories hit hard: Brooks Koepka’s emotional return and frank admission that LIV lacked the juice he missed, then Justin Rose going wire-to-wire with 179+ ball speed at 45, turning “why not” into a thesis on longevity. We swap notes on Joel Dahmen’s rise in form, Xander’s rare missed cut, and the logic of betting Phoenix without getting trapped by minus-money chalk. Straight plays over parlays, sensible desert horses, and a healthy respect for variance. We close by tightening Super Bowl angles. Seattle’s defense looks real, special teams tilt the field, and both quarterbacks have room to clear modest yardage marks—yet the under still flashes value. Lines move, narratives flip, but disciplined edges win the long game. If you love smart sports talk with clean betting logic and a few laughs about snow days, Paramount logins, and Groundhog stakes, you’re in the right spot. Subscribe, share with a friend who sweats the numbers, and drop your boldest pick in the comments—we’ll shout out the sharpest calls next show. #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcackone #justinrose #ufc #superbowl60

    1 hr

  5. JAN 27

    From Golf Records To Snow Games: NFL Chaos, UFC Shifts, And A Super Bowl Set

    Send a text Recorded January 26th, 2026 One weekend, three truths: culture beats stars, precision beats drama, and in January you take the points. We kick off with Indiana’s perfect season and why a roster without five-stars felt inevitable, not magical. Then we pivot to Palm Springs, where an 18-year-old nearly posted 59 and Scottie Scheffler reminded everyone that “boring” golf is a winning system. Tiger’s chaos made memories; Scottie’s control makes margins. Both are greatness—one is just more repeatable. From there, the octagon hits broadcast TV. Ads annoyed purists, but access matters, and the main event served enough chaos to balance the breaks. Still, the biggest arguments came in the snow. Broncos vs Patriots turned into a masterclass on field position and humility. Fourth-and-one passes look brave until the blizzard hits and three points define the script. We’ve been saying it all year: end every drive with a kick. Playoff football rewards patience more than heroics. The nightcap delivered a true classic. Rams vs Seahawks hinged on coverage choices and composure. Seattle played man and trusted leverage; the Rams lived in zone and paid. Sam Darnold took sacks instead of throwing prayers, kept drives alive, and found JSN when it mattered. Stafford was outstanding, and the what-if around a second ring lingers, but a couple of special teams misfires and discipline swings decided it. That’s January. We close by taking on the coaching carousel and the draft dilemma. The Steelers opted for safe and steady to stay relevant now; fans want the bolder road back to elite. Our take stays consistent: build the roster, then insert the quarterback. Trade the pick if you’re miles away. It’s the difference between a savior narrative and a sustainable contender. Tap play for bold takes, data-backed logic, and a few bets you’ll either love or fade. If you enjoyed the ride, follow, share with a friend, and drop your Super Bowl prop lock in the reviews. #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #nfl #denverbroncos #newenglandpatriots #seattleseahawks #larams

    1h 30m

  6. JAN 20

    When Calls Decide Careers And Field Goals Save Seasons

    Send a text Recorded January 19th, 2026 A weekend this wild doesn’t need hype—just a rewind button. We watched the national championship while breaking down a divisional round that turned on turnovers, cold-weather game plans, and one overtime call that never saw a review. From the Broncos surge to the Bills’ heartbreak, we dig into why process matters more than conspiracies and how a single decision can alter careers, contracts, and legacies. We zoom in on what wins in January: trench play, field position, and the discipline to take points when the thermometer says finesse is a trap. The Texans’ five giveaways erased a defense good enough to win twice. And in Chicago, a frozen classic reminded us that fourth-down swagger has limits when your receivers can’t feel their fingers. Then it’s the rise of New England. Four wins to fourteen, a rookie quarterback molded by structure, and a defense that squeezes space until opponents tap out. We unpack why the Patriots’ formula travels, what Denver can and can’t do with a backup, and how to bet the margins without getting cute. Finally, we tackle the coach carousel: McDermott out in Buffalo, candidates who can maximize Josh Allen’s remaining elite window, and why play-calling experience will be the most expensive currency of the offseason. Hit play for sharp takes on replay policy, situational strategy, and the real NFC pecking order between Seattle and LA. If you’re into playoffs strategy, officiating fixes, and front-office chess, you’ll feel right at home. Enjoy the show, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review—what was the single worst decision of the weekend? #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #nflplayoffs #cfp #nationalchampionship #maimihurricanes #indianahoosiers

    1h 5m

  7. JAN 14

    When Hope Meets Reality: What Wildcard Weekend Really Told Us

    Send a text Recorded January 13th, 2026  Hearts pounded, beers cracked, and the script got shredded. We dive straight into Wildcard Weekend’s chaos: Chicago’s fourth-quarter eruption under Ben Johnson, Matthew Stafford dragging the Rams to a win despite brutal drops, and Buffalo edging Jacksonville on a back-foot laser that will live in film rooms for years. We talk about how and why these games flipped—momentum, middle-eight discipline, and which role players actually win January. College football crashes the party with Indiana’s improbable run, an emblem of how the transfer portal and NIL have permanently tilted the field. That opening-play pick six against Oregon wasn’t just drama, it was a masterclass in seizing leverage early. We map those lessons to the pros: stack advantages, stress rules, and choke the clock when you smell blood. Then we face the hard stuff. San Francisco put on a coaching clinic while Philly asked Jalen Hurts to be a stationary passer. The Chargers fell into the same trap again—aggression without protection is just wishful thinking—prompting Greg Roman’s exit and a sober look at building an offense around protection, play-action, and a true WR1. The Steelers created turnovers, then watched Houston’s front four smother drives without blitzing, a gut-check that accelerates change on an aging roster and ends the Tomlin era. We close by setting the stage for the divisional round: Bills versus a stingy Denver unit, Seattle’s physicality versus the 49ers machine, Houston’s defense as the great equalizer, and the Rams’ chances if Puka and Stafford stay in rhythm. It all comes back to trench play, situational mastery, and WR2 reliability. Tap in, argue with us, and tell us your upset pick for the weekend. If you’re riding with us, follow, share with a friend, and leave a quick review—what matchup are you most confident about and why? #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #nflplayoffs #steelers #miketomlin #lachargers

    1h 26m

  8. JAN 6

    From Black Monday Shocks To Playoff Chaos: NFL And College Football Collide

    Send a text Recorded January 5th, 2026 A team went an entire NFL season without a single interception, and somehow that wasn’t the wildest storyline we unpack. We kick off 2026 by tearing through the most chaotic stretch of football in years: Black Monday shockwaves, a Coach of the Year race with six legit candidates, and a playoff bracket where every edge comes down to cap math, trenches, and one coordinator stealing a series. We go deep on quarterback cap hits and how they really shape rosters, from depth to special teams to who actually gets extended. Then we pivot to the college semifinals, where Oregon’s defense looks like a first-round assembly line and Indiana’s rise under Curt Cignetti is the best identity story in the sport. NIL and the portal are rewriting power maps, and we explain why Miami’s defensive line, sideline energy, and relentless pressure make them a threat to bully their way into the title game. Our picks are on the record: Miami’s nastiness travels, and Indiana’s cohesion isn’t a fairy tale—it’s a plan. Back in the NFL, the AFC feels wide open. We outline the Chargers’ most winnable path, why the Patriots’ pass rush doesn’t scare us, and what “run volume plus explosives” has to look like to advance. Then we relive Steelers-Ravens, from fourth-and-goal calculus and a possibly intentional PI to a fourth quarter where one throw and one miss flipped futures. If you’re into real strategy, not hot air, hit play. Then tell us your Super Bowl and title-game picks, subscribe for the playoff ride, and drop a review so more diehards can find the show. #baldguysonthebench #graboneandcrackone #cfp #nfl #steelers #ravens

    1h 17m
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Bald Guys on the Bench is a sports comedy podcast for the everyday fan, by the everyday fan. Join PGA professional, Scott Wasco, and sports enthusiast, Graham Cohen, as we share our knowledge and unique observations from the NFL, NBA, Baseball, NHL, and PGA Tour. 

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  • Creator
    Graham Cohen and Scott Wasco
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    188
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Bald Guys On The Bench
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