Beards & Sundries

Joe, Jay, and Anthony

Tap into the mystical with Beards & Sundries—the ultimate weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast where your favorite "Beardos" swap their video game controllers for tarot cards this season 🔮 Joe, Jay, and Anthony are peering into the crystal ball for a brand-new season of witchy vibes, occult chaos, and spiritual snark. We’re navigating the Major Arcana while tackling the real-life "boss battles" of being queer millennials today. From tarot readings and witchy pop culture to unfiltered takes on gay dating, bear culture, cookie reviews, and Southern life, we’re reading your future one episode at a time. Whether you’re a lifelong occult fan, spiritually curious, or just here for the unhinged comedy, there’s a seat on our couch. 🔮 Website: https://beardsandsundries.com 👕 Our Shop! https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com 📱 Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries 📹 YouTube: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Hit FOLLOW on Apple and Spotify to never miss an episode!

  1. 3d ago

    Vers Gays Saved the World

    Step across timelines, Beardos—and watch out for the mysterious noise! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony explore the wild concept of the multiverse. Jay gets a fast, crushing reality check when he realizes multiverse theory has absolutely nothing to do with versatile gay men in alternate dimensions. Things get even weirder when our sponsor break causes an actual glitch in reality, launching us into our very own multiverse moment. Plus, the studio is haunted by a recurring "guest sound" making a persistent cameo across the audio track. We catch up on listener mail, review the latest Crumbl drop, watch Anthony pull cards on his own employment future, and wrap up with a snappy, fast-paced studio game! Inside Episode 14: • Multiverse Madness: Why Jay was wrong about "multi-vers" guys, alternate realities, and sci-fi chaos. • Multiverse Sponsor Glitch: An interdimensional sponsor experience that bends reality. • The Mystery Studio Sound: Our unexpected, uninvited guest noise making audio history. • Beardo Mailbag: Hearing from our listeners across every timeline. • Crumbl Corner: Back in the rotation for another weekly cookie breakdown. • Anthony’s Career Reading: Anthony pulls tarot cards to forecast his own job and employment future. • The Quick-Fire Game: A fun, rapid-fire studio game to close out the episode. Hit play for alternate dimensions, unintended sound effects, and three gay bears losing their grip on space-time! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a fellow sci-fi queer to listen!

    Vers Gays Saved the World
  2. Sep 27

    A Dumpy of an Episode

    Last call is coming, Beardos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony pull up a stool to discuss all things bar culture. From wild nightlife war stories and chaotic bar experiences to the ultimate list of pet peeves and annoyances that make us want to close our tabs immediately, the boys hold nothing back. Plus, we step behind the bar as amateur mixologists to invent our own chaotic signature cocktails, read from our all-time favorite regular Beardo in the mailbag, and pull Tarot cards to unpack Jay’s unfortunate knack for completely overlooking romantic potential. We close it out with a studio game that was tons of fun to play—even if it turns out to be an absolute visual mess for audio listeners! Inside Episode 13: • Cocktail Creations: The boys invent their own wild, unhinged signature drinks. • Favorite Regular Check-In: Catching up with our beloved MVP Beardo listener. • Jay’s Blindspot Reading: The Tarot cards expose Jay’s habit of overlooking genuine romantic potential. • The "Audio Nightmare" Game: A game that was an absolute blast in the room, but maybe questionably suited for a podcast. Grab a drink, tip your bartender, and hit play for an hour of pure queer nightlife banter and Southern comedy! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your favorite drinking buddy about the show!

    A Dumpy of an Episode
  3. Sep 20

    Are We Better Than and Audiobook?

    Put your earbuds in and get ready to derail! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony start off attempting to discuss the world of audiobooks—which, in true Beardo fashion, stays on track for about four minutes before spiraling completely out of control. Anthony officially finished reading the dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Beck, and the verdict is unanimous: we all completely hated it. Which naturally means we strongly demand that every single one of you go read it immediately. Misery loves company, Beardos. Plus, our community inbox delivered some top-tier listener love that had the boys in high spirits—until Crumbl Corner, where Joe reaches his absolute boiling point. Not because of the cookies, but because Jay and Anthony will not stop interrupting him mid-review. We wrap it all up with a studio game where, shocker of the season, we actually don’t do half bad! Inside Episode 12: • The Audiobook Rabbit Hole: Talking favorite narrators, listening speeds, and why we can’t stay on topic. • The Obsession Post-Mortem: Anthony finishes Harleigh Beck’s novel and delivers the ultimate angry rant. • Beardo Love: Answering sweet, hilarious messages from our favorite community. • Crumbl Chaos: Joe tries to host Crumbl Corner while Jay and Anthony relentlessly interrupt him. • Studio Game Triumph: A trivia showdown where the crew surprisingly pulls off a decent performance. Hit play for unhinged queer book rants, studio interruptions, and Southern banter! 🔮 Explore our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell a fellow audiobook lover to tune in!

    Are We Better Than and Audiobook?
  4. Sep 13

    You dirty bird, how could you!?

    Tropes, dark romance disasters, and jet-lagged delirium! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony sprint through a debate on pop-culture tropes just so we can dive headfirst into literary chaos. Anthony and Jay read the controversial, dark romance novel Obsession by Harleigh Beck—and let's just say, it was definitely NOT for them. We aren't saying it's an objectively bad book, but it was horrifyingly bad for them. Plus, we have a live Crumbl Corner taste test! Joe and Anthony sample this week’s cookie lineup on mic while Jay—who literally walked through the front door from an airport flight minutes before hitting record—fights for his life against pure exhaustion. Also... talk about a true tarot reveal in this episode... right?! Inside Episode 11: • Trope Speed-Run: Breaking down our most and least favorite pop-culture and story tropes. • Harleigh Beck’s Obsession: Jay and Anthony’s unfiltered review of the novel that scarred them for life. • The Tarot Was Right?!: Checking back in on our previous readings to confirm our spot-on accuracy. • Live Crumbl Taste Test: Joe and Anthony chow down on the latest box while Jay runs on 1% battery power. Grab your bookmark, fight the jet lag, and hit play for an unhinged hour of book roasts, sugar rushes, and Southern queer banter! 🔮 Explore our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and send this to your favorite BookTok reader!

    You dirty bird, how could you!?
  5. Sep 6

    We Have Something to EXPOSE!!!

    Survey says: absolute chaos! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony take a trip down television memory lane to talk all things game shows. From classic retro buzzer-beaters to modern daytime madness, the boys spiral down a rabbit hole of hilarious hypotheticals, dream contestant setups, and our favorite returning sponsor! Plus, the mystery deepens! We address our infamous ghostwriter who has been sneaking into our inbox, and we finally pull out the Tarot cards for a high-stakes reading to answer the ultimate burning question: who in the world is Tammy Shaw?! And to top it all off, we review the viral square-shaped Minecraft Crumbl lineup (Joe hates it, of course, while everyone else builds an empire) and play a wild studio game where Jay is completely, utterly lost. Inside Episode 10: • Game Show Nostalgia: Our favorite game shows, trivia obsession, and host horror stories. • Sponsor Comeback: Welcoming back one of our all-time favorite ridiculous sponsors. • Unmasking Tammy Shaw: The cards don’t lie—a Tarot reading to reveal who Tammy Shaw actually is. • Crumbl Corner (Minecraft Week): Reviewing the pixelated Minecraft cookie drop—why Joe is in full hater mode while the crew loves it. • Jay’s Confusion Game: Anthony and Joe unleash a studio game that leaves Jay fighting for his life. Grab your buzzer, shuffle your deck, and hit play for unhinged queer banter and Southern pop-culture nonsense! 🔮 Tour our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your trivia team about the podcast!

    We Have Something to EXPOSE!!!
  6. Aug 30

    DDAAD!! DDEEAD!! HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!!

    This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle the chaotic world of baby names. Jay airs all his grievances against kids born in the 2000s—specifically how every name sounds entirely identical despite having 47 unnecessary vowels and rogue apostrophes. Plus, Anthony experiences an on-air structural catastrophe by completely destroying a chair in true Jackie-from-Roseanne hysterical fashion. We wrap up the chaos with an eerily accurate Tarot reading for Jay that will give you chills, alongside our weekly cookie deep dive and listener updates. Inside Episode 9: • The 2000s Name Roast: Why every modern millennial and Gen-Z name sounds identical and chaotic. • The Chair Incident: Anthony suffers a catastrophic furniture failure mid-recording. • Beardo Mail: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages. • Crumbl Corner: Breaking down the latest cookie lineup with zero filter. • Jay’s Tarot Forecast: A Season 9 reading that turns out to be shockingly, scarily spot-on. Hit play for unhinged queer comedy, furniture casualties, and three gay bears reading the room (and the cards)! 🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, rate 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and tell your friend with the weirdly spelled name to listen!

    DDAAD!! DDEEAD!! HE'S FINE! HE SENDS HIS LOVE!!
  7. Aug 23

    Fart it Out

    Clench your fists and buckle up, bitches! This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern healthcare. It all starts with Anthony’s dramatic, ordeal-level doctor's appointment, leading the boys down a dozen unfiltered rabbit holes about their own wild medical encounters. Then, we take a deep dive into the ER archives to investigate the most outrageous, unbelievable items doctors have had to extract from people’s butts (yes, really). Plus, Joe enters maximum hyperfocus mode during our weekly sugar review, and we analyze Anthony’s actual lab results. We skipped the game this week because this episode is packed to the absolute brim! Inside Episode 8: • Anthony’s Medical Drama: The full, dramatic breakdown of Anthony's doctor appointment nightmare. • Doctor’s Office Rabbit Holes: Wild clinic stories, weird bedside manners, and medical chaos. • ER Hall of Fame: We review real, mind-boggling cases of foreign objects stuck up patients' butts. • Beardo Mailbag: Checking in with our community and answering listener messages. • Joe’s Crumbl Hyperfocus: A high-intensity, deeply serious review of this week’s cookie menu. • Anthony’s Lab Work Breakdown: The boys give their unqualified medical breakdown of Anthony’s blood work. Hit play for unhinged queer medical banter, ER foreign body lore, and three gay bears who definitely shouldn't be giving health advice! 🔮 Check out our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and share the show with your favorite hypochondriac bestie!

    Fart it Out
  8. Aug 16

    Karen Burger

    Did you order a blowout or did you get a bl*wjob on live television? This week on Beards & Sundries, your favorite weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are unpacking the viral QVC slip-up heard 'round the world before diving headfirst into two of our favorite topics: juicy cheeseburgers and unhinged Karen encounters. Inspired by live TV chaos, the boys rate their favorite burger joints, break down what makes a truly elite cheeseburger, and share ridiculous stories about entitled Karens in the wild. Plus, we’re back with an absolutely unhinged, wild sponsor that will make you question our marketing standards. Inside Episode 7: • The QVC Blowout Debacle: Our hilarious breakdown of the live TV slip-up that broke the internet. • Cheeseburgers & Karens: Ranking top-tier burgers and sharing our best (and worst) customer service nightmare stories. • Sponsor Spotlight: A completely wild, NSFW sponsor break you won't see coming. • Beardo Community Mail: Catching up with our favorite listeners and community updates. • Crumbl Corner: Back at the tasting table to review this week’s cookie lineup. • Joe’s Custom Studio Game: Joe takes the wheel to host a brand-new, hilariously chaotic game for Jay and Anthony. Grab a burger, keep your hair intact, and hit play for an hour of pure queer comedy and Southern banter! 🔮 Visit our Tarot-themed website: https://beardsandsundries.com Connect with the Beardos: • Website: https://beardsandsundries.com • Merch Shop: https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com • Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries • YouTube Channel: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Subscribe, leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and never miss an episode of your favorite gay comedy podcast!

    Karen Burger
5
out of 5
41 Ratings

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Tap into the mystical with Beards & Sundries—the ultimate weekly LGBTQ+ comedy podcast where your favorite "Beardos" swap their video game controllers for tarot cards this season 🔮 Joe, Jay, and Anthony are peering into the crystal ball for a brand-new season of witchy vibes, occult chaos, and spiritual snark. We’re navigating the Major Arcana while tackling the real-life "boss battles" of being queer millennials today. From tarot readings and witchy pop culture to unfiltered takes on gay dating, bear culture, cookie reviews, and Southern life, we’re reading your future one episode at a time. Whether you’re a lifelong occult fan, spiritually curious, or just here for the unhinged comedy, there’s a seat on our couch. 🔮 Website: https://beardsandsundries.com 👕 Our Shop! https://beardsandsundriesmarket.myshopify.com 📱 Instagram & Threads: @Beardsandsundries 📹 YouTube: https://youtube.com/@beardssundriespodcast Hit FOLLOW on Apple and Spotify to never miss an episode!

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