Topicopedia

Topicopedia
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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.

  1. 5d ago

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: THE WORST ACRONYM EVER

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: THE WORST ACRONYM EVER What does T.J. Hughes actually stand for? Well… apparently Ste and Nicole have some ideas, and somewhere around the hour mark they become so pleased with one of them that they actually stop the show and declare it the episode title. Before we get there, Ste accidentally joins the Ninja elite after winning a £175 air fryer, while Nicole’s week from hell continues with a written-off Ford Galaxy, an insurance offer that somehow gets better, and the sensible advice to take the money and run. Then there’s listener feedback, Bonnie Blue, an Inbetweeners midlife crisis, Michael Barrymore’s surprisingly exciting new fridge, thieves expecting expensive NVIDIA kit and reportedly ending up with a load of sand, plus another thoroughly irresponsible round of What Does It Stand For? Later, Judge Jerry tackles an extremely delicate personal-hygiene problem, before we judge Temu, TikTok Shop, subscription boxes and more in Follow Fast or Scroll Past. Then it’s Meme of the Week and Jokes of the Week to finish. Basically, another perfectly sensible episode of Topicopedia. 🌐 Topicopedia.online Explicit episode. #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TJHughes #JudgeJerry #PodcastComedy #NinjaAirFryer #MichaelBarrymore #MemeOfTheWeek #JokesOfTheWeek 00:00:00 Intro – spiders, politics & oversharing 00:03:42 Ste wins a £175 Ninja Air Fryer 00:05:37 Nicole's week from hell 00:09:28 Take the insurance money and RUN 00:13:35 Listener Feedback 00:23:08 Topical Media – Bonnie Blue and more 00:30:28 The Inbetweeners hit middle age 00:34:18 Michael Barrymore has a new fridge 00:40:29 The NVIDIA heist that ended in sand 00:41:23 More of the week's news 00:43:41 Off Topic – What Does It Stand For? 01:00:45 T.J. Hughes gives us the episode title 01:15:50 Judge Jerry 01:23:32 Follow Fast or Scroll Past 01:41:50 Meme of the Week 01:44:21 Jokes of the Week 01:47:30 Outro

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: THE WORST ACRONYM EVER

  2. Sep 23

    EP227 | WHICH ANIMALS COULD WE BEAT IN A FIGHT?

    Which animals could Ste and Nicole actually beat in a fight? A goose seems possible. A kangaroo changes the mood considerably. This week, Nicole’s attempt to build a website leads into an M&S trip, a car crash and the joys of dealing with insurance. We get stuck into your listener feedback and the week’s news, then Judge Jerry hears about a drunk uncle who dropped a family secret at his niece’s wedding. There’s also a verdict on our screen time habits, Meme of the Week and a final round of rude jokes. Tell us which animal you reckon you could take - and vote for your favourite meme at Topicopedia.online. #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #AnimalsYouCouldBeat #JudgeJerry #PodcastUK

    EP227 | WHICH ANIMALS COULD WE BEAT IN A FIGHT?

  3. Sep 16

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict Crotch goblins, supermarket rage, New York mole people, common sense and a child-free wedding that somehow ends up in Judge Jerry’s courtroom. Welcome to Topicopedia EP226. 🎙️😂 This week, Ste and Nicole get into listener feedback, some of the stranger stories making the headlines, people apparently emerging from New York manholes, trees getting rights and Chester Zoo’s slightly unfortunate predator ticket wording. Then it’s this week’s Off Topic Topic: the things other people’s kids do in public that drive us absolutely mad — sticky fingers, seat kicking, blocking aisles and parents pretending not to notice. Judge Jerry returns to rule on a child-free wedding that somehow turns into a plan to use a new mum’s house as an unofficial childcare centre. After that, it’s supermarket edition of Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week and a final selection of jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it onto the internet. 👇 Let us know your thoughts in the comments and vote for Meme of the Week at Topicopedia.online. 👍 Like 🔔 Subscribe 💬 Comment 📤 Share it with somebody whose “common sense” needs reviewing. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Intro 02:50 - B&M bargains, spiders & the weekly catch-up 15:36 - Andy’s Segment / Listener Feedback 21:50 - This Week’s News 37:21 - Off Topic Topic: Other People’s Crotch Goblins 1:02:12 - Judge Jerry: The Child-Free Wedding 1:10:52 - Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Supermarket Edition 1:32:58 - Meme of the Week 1:36:38 - Jokes of the Week 1:40:41 - Outro #Topicopedia #Podcast #UKPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #FunnyPodcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #CrotchGoblins #Supermarket #Funny #Comedy

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict

  4. Sep 9

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS Episode 225 starts with autumn, technical gremlins and the remains of the NFT boom before heading into stolen Guinness, driverless taxis, a 35-day film, USB-sniffing police dogs and another selection of news stories that reality probably should have rejected. We also discover why Wetherspoons plates are instantly recognisable, compare modern nights out, learn some strange facts about the brain and hand Judge Jerry a paternity-and-blackmail case that gets more ridiculous with every sentence. Then it is holiday arguments, Meme of the Week and some properly dreadful jokes. 00:00 Welcome back — autumn, aching Nicole & technical gremlins 03:02 Listener feedback — NFTs, Japan vending machines & famous cats 11:27 Notable News — stolen Guinness & mosquito worries 15:00 Robo-taxis, the 35-day film & other rabbit holes 19:33 Kinky the eagle, USB-sniffing dogs, Malört & Ukraine 24:19 Wetherspoons plates, pub hopping & changing nightlife 33:02 Nicole’s big family milestone, Home Bargains & Sayers 36:35 Off Topic — strange things your brain does 46:36 Judge Jerry — Coventry paternity chaos 55:29 Follow Fast or Scroll Past — holiday edition 1:16:03 Meme of the Week — Toby “Harvery” vs Newton 1:18:51 Jokes of the Week & outro #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #BritishComedy #Wetherspoons

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS

  5. Sep 2

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question Nicole is back from Cornwall with a new coffee machine and a Nintendo Switch, and it doesn’t take long for things to deteriorate. We get filthy with personalised Christmas baubles, discover what scientists think cats are saying with their urine, hear about cheese-ball motorway chaos and discuss a horrifying superglue DIY fix. Then it’s things that feel illegal but aren’t, driving arguments, Meme of the Week and a particularly messy fictional Judge Jerry case involving an adult video, a tattoo, Dad’s secret subscription and a baby nobody is prepared to speculate about. Plus, of course, some terrible jokes. 00:00 Welcome back - Cornwall, coffee & gaming 05:26 Catch-up - Tomodachi Life and “f**k it, we ball” 11:01 Rude laser-cut Christmas baubles 12:42 Listener feedback & Andy Says 24:19 Topicopedia News 33:15 Cheese-ball chaos & the superglue disaster 39:26 Bonnie Blue, the baby & the comment section 43:19 Off Topic - Things that feel illegal but aren’t 50:19 Judge Jerry - the family dinner disaster 59:47 Driving debates - lane hoggers, learners & parking 1:14:25 Meme of the Week 1:16:49 Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #BritishComedy

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question

  6. Aug 26

    EP223 | 38k by Mistake?

    EP223 | £38k by mistake? A neighbour row escalates into CCTV, spreadsheets, Who Let The Dogs Out and retaliatory Cocomelon before Judge Jerry delivers his verdict. Plus a £38,611 British Gas mistake, AI shoplifters, useless AI emails, aliens, secret millions, dinosaurs in a tank and some properly questionable jokes. 07:23 — AI email loop / “I’ll pass this onto a human” 14:07 — Andy Burnham / fake Trump chief of staff 18:37 — British Gas £38,611.59 mistake 22:15 — AI wrongly flags comedy promoter as a shoplifter 25:35 — Hiding being secretly rich 30:17 — Taking an army tank back to see the dinosaurs 39:23 — Ricky Gervais / aliens / Stanley Cup 49:37 — Who Let The Dogs Out vs Cocomelon / Gary’s spreadsheet 53:36 — Judge Jerry / “Cold War started with Excel” 1:11:30 — Jokes / awkward holiday postcard #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #FunnyPodcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #UKComedy #NeighbourFromHell #AI #AdultHumour #ComedyClips #PodcastUK

    EP223 | 38k by Mistake?

  7. Aug 19

    EP222 | MICHAEL BARRYMORE, PENIS FILLERS & THE LAPTOP FROM HELL

    This week on Topicopedia, things get weird remarkably quickly. Nicole somehow gets Michael Barrymore to sing Happy Birthday to “Spoodpimpy”, we discover what happens when somebody puts Bovril in a SodaStream, and Ste finds Nicole a bargain laptop online… unfortunately the seller appears to have included considerably more in the photos than just the ports. We also get into emergency wildfire alerts, AI working out where your holiday photos were taken, the increasingly questionable world of penis fillers, and ask what things are massively overrated — including Matcha, Dubai chocolate, gender reveal parties and the legendary Binley Mega Chippy. Then Judge Jerry tackles possibly his finest case yet: a man discovers his girlfriend of six years has secretly married her gay best friend to help him get a mortgage. Somehow, two dogs called Pickle and Dave end up becoming key parts of the judgement. Plus: four-day weeks, working from home, office birthday collections, compulsory fun, cameras on in meetings, quiet quitting, Meme of the Week and the usual terrible jokes. 00:00 Intro 04:05 Birthdays, eclipses & general nonsense 08:18 Michael Barrymore sings for Spoodpimpy 14:23 Listener feedback 17:58 Bovril in a SodaStream 26:43 This week's news 27:13 The emergency wildfire alert 32:54 AI can identify your holiday photos 39:40 Why are men getting penis fillers? 42:46 What is massively overrated? 56:21 Whatever happened to Binley Mega Chippy? 58:02 Nicole's new laptop takes a VERY strange turn 1:02:49 Judge Jerry: She secretly married someone else 1:08:31 Judge Jerry delivers his verdict 1:10:31 Workplace debates 1:18:25 Compulsory fun can get in the bin 1:22:16 Quiet quitting 1:27:24 Meme of the Week 1:30:16 Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #UKPodcast #PodcastComedy #JudgeJerry #FunnyPodcast #MichaelBarrymore #QuietQuitting #MemeOfTheWeek

    EP222 | MICHAEL BARRYMORE, PENIS FILLERS & THE LAPTOP FROM HELL

  8. Aug 12

    EP221 | We Both Lick it Out

    We both lick it out. Yes, that is a genuine sentence from EP221. And yes, we immediately realised it would probably end up in the title. This week Ste and Nicole tackle the important issues: the correct way to eat a Creme Egg, whether eating an Oreo normally makes you a psychopath, why stealing somebody else's chips tastes better because "the secret ingredient is crime", and just how much food you can cram into your mouth before your jaw gives up. Before all that, there's a confession involving a nearly 1,200-day Snapchat streak that technically died before being resurrected for 99p, another accidental brush with going viral, baby spiders, listener feedback from Andy and another collection of news stories that sound made up but somehow aren't. We meet 97-year-old wing-walker Betty Bromage, hear about a Mercedes badge apparently getting hot enough to brand people and discover a fashion label whose name basically translates to Fecal Matter. Then Judge Jerry returns to decide whether secretly recording a two-faced relative really ruined a wedding — including seven bridesmaids, an unwanted wedding celebration and a cousin who probably shouldn't be trusted anywhere near the bouquet. Finally, Follow Fast or Scroll Past takes on social-media habits including shared Facebook accounts, gym selfies, public relationship arguments, filming strangers, parents posting their children online, voice notes, feet pics and screenshotting private conversations. Plus Meme of the Week attempts to return, before technology gets involved, and we finish with the usual selection of terrible jokes. 🎧 Topicopedia EP221 — out now. 🌐 Topicopedia.online #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #PodcastClips #JudgeJerry #UncleJerry #Comedy #SocialMedia #FunnyPodcast #PodcastComedy 00:00 Intro & Host Catch-Up 08:57 The Andy Segment & Listener Feedback 18:05 Notable News 28:53 Betty Bromage, Mercedes & Fecal Fashion 34:57 Off Topic: How Do You Eat Yours? 38:02 Psychopathic Oreos & Food Rules 48:39 Judge Jerry: Did I Ruin the Wedding? 58:43 Follow Fast or Scroll Past 01:02:13 Shared Accounts & Relationship Drama 01:09:41 Filming Strangers, Kids Online & Feet Pics 01:23:57 Meme of the Week 01:25:46 Jokes of the Week

    EP221 | We Both Lick it Out
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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.

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  • Creator
    Topicopedia
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    306
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Topicopedia