Cape to Couver

Paddy and Paul
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The musings and amusements of Paddy and Paul, two friends from Cape Town, South Africa living in Vancouver, Canada. We share various perspectives on life in Canada, how it compares to life back home in South Africa and new perspectives we've gained on South Africa itself. Usually light-hearted, almost always lubricated conversations meant to inspire and amuse, not necessarily to inform.

  1. #029 Two time back-to-back world champions, halloween head bags and a big announcement.

    11/11/2023

    #029 Two time back-to-back world champions, halloween head bags and a big announcement.

    Are the Springboks high on drugs? Does the foetus have knuckle hair already? How much do we know about slit experiments and particle physics? Have you ever seen someone stand on their own shoulders while doing a handstand? Do they have lobster rolls and smash burgers in Cape Town?

    2h 7m
  2. #028 Tears for Mapimpi, Spanish wanker cars and R22 million a month.

    10/25/2023

    #028 Tears for Mapimpi, Spanish wanker cars and R22 million a month.

    Why does Vancouver have 10,000 identical houses? Must we talk about Gaza? Is your municipality dysfunctional or distressed? How effective was Paddy's campsite boycott? Is anyone selling a soccer team?

    2h 7m
  3. #027 Becoming a citizen, controversial zombies, fire in a food truck and leadership lessons.

    10/19/2023

    #027 Becoming a citizen, controversial zombies, fire in a food truck and leadership lessons.

    Can you even shoot arrows from your buddy's shoulders? How could you look at the springboks and not be completely in love with them? Does your Subaru cup holder click nicely? How much is a food truck second hand? If a slomo movie about a dog is in black and white, does that make it artsy?

    1h 39m
  4. #026 Three grizzly deaths, Mexican cake aliens, stinky salmon bears and a World War holdout.

    10/11/2023

    #026 Three grizzly deaths, Mexican cake aliens, stinky salmon bears and a World War holdout.

    Would you buy a sternum-mounted beer holster? Did Russia pay for these alien cakes? Agh please Paddy won't you take us to Banksy Land? Do you even know how to dot-to-dot a pumpkin? If you can't wear tie-dye to a Brian Jonestown Massacre where CAN you? If a virtual artefact is stolen can you find it in a museum?

    1h 52m
  5. #025 Golden Ears, township funk, journeys of self improvement, a 7-1 split and a sleeping bag stuffing.

    09/26/2023

    #025 Golden Ears, township funk, journeys of self improvement, a 7-1 split and a sleeping bag stuffing.

    Is there anything better than a budget therapist? How does the BC burn measure up? How do you carry a 30kg labradoodle up a mountain? Is watching rugby even fun? Can you hear me stuffing this sleeping bag?

    1h 55m
  6. #024 Sex protests, revelations, an ode to disk golf, tennis wars.

    06/15/2023

    #024 Sex protests, revelations, an ode to disk golf, tennis wars.

    Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Is Paddy funny sober? Is sex always work? Whose dad tattled on the porn teacher? Does Paul's accent GRATE on your nerves?

    1h 46m
  7. #023 A murder, the dawn of the age of disk golf, a wedding ring and so many questions.

    06/10/2023

    #023 A murder, the dawn of the age of disk golf, a wedding ring and so many questions.

    Do tampons come in left and right? Would you rather run a marathon in 81 T shirts or drink 15 bottles of All Gold tomato sauce? What type of food (not including cheese) is the best for rolling down a hill? Why does the Guinness Book of World Records Exist?

    1h 43m
  8. #022 Stags overboard, broken fingers and attack of the hackers.

    06/02/2023

    #022 Stags overboard, broken fingers and attack of the hackers.

    Did dragons actually breathe steam? Does this jeans speedo make my ass look yummy? Why can't Japan just take over? How many hackers does it take to buy a video game and some porn? Why does the Guinness book of records exist?

    2h 4m
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The musings and amusements of Paddy and Paul, two friends from Cape Town, South Africa living in Vancouver, Canada. We share various perspectives on life in Canada, how it compares to life back home in South Africa and new perspectives we've gained on South Africa itself. Usually light-hearted, almost always lubricated conversations meant to inspire and amuse, not necessarily to inform.

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  • Creator
    Paddy and Paul
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2023
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Paddy Riley and Paul Maughan-Brown 2022
  • Show Website
    Cape to Couver