Portal Quandary

Portal Quandary

Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

  1. SEP 10

    Episode 13: Behind the Veil

    The party realise their infiltration is barely hanging on by thinly veiled pleasantries and hasten their search. The cipher is completed and new discoveries are made.  Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Jonika - @jonika_cazar Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Sound effects used in this episode include: Minimal Tech Background Music - MTBM01 - gis_sweden Magic Wand - sergeeo CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Footsteps - Jordishaw Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ High heels on wooden floor - avakas Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 32m
  2. SEP 10

    Episode 12: Behind the Locked Door

    Andres, Indigo, and Pookie looked behind a door they shouldn’t have and are facing the consequences. Meanwhile, Daryl, Lorraine, and Misfit must outbid the competition to secure new items for the organisation. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: Harp - RepDac3 Cellos - incidentalnoise 08421 Trailer Hit - double curse - RobinHood76 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Dark Magic Cast Loop Short - EminYILDIRIM DarkHit001 - arcana23 Horror Scream Woman Long - klankbeeld Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 20m
  3. SEP 10

    Episode 11: Behind the Velvet Rope

    Its time to get S.H.I.F.T.Y. at the Society for Humans Irreversibly and Fantastically Transformed Yearly! Our party must investigate Flinders Street Station and schmooze their way out of suspicion.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: Harp - RepDac3 Cellos - incidentalnoise Arctic - sonically_sound Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog Scratching Zombie - Slave2theLight High heels on wooden floor - avakas S Long Applause - Staggered - processaurus 90's Rock Style - monkeyman535 This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 25m
  4. JUL 22

    Episode 10: Discoveries

    Pookie gets a hand-le on their magic; Andres is rewarded for their servitude; Indigo continues the search for Violet; and Daryl welcomes all to his family barbeque.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and references to alcohol. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Celestor - @celestor13 Jayne - Jayne Higgins  Cameron - Cameron Edwards  Charlotte - Charlotte Edwards  Sound effects used in this episode include: BCO - Guitar - 2021-06-04 - brylie swish marble scraping drywall circles constant magic - jerry.beruman Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Amulet - 62 BPM D# Min - N0IZ Doorbell C# - kwahmah_02 Thunder - straget This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 26m
  5. JUL 22

    Episode 9: Intel

    Safe at last with a mission under their belt, the party sifts through the intelligence gathered. Loyalties are questioned and new faces make their debut. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross   Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Cameron - Cameron Edwards Sound effects used in this episode include: 2020-06-17 Drums - Doctor_Dreamchip Neon Pulse (30s) - Universfield Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Gentle Fluidity - Twotrickpony Magic Sound - Uzbazur sparkles - Scoutigio wilhelm_scream - syna-max This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 18m
  6. JUL 22

    Episode 8: Reprieve

    Manticores swarm the skies while our crew bunkers inside the museum. While waiting out the attack, they investigate their claimed Winter Court prize.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Celestor - @celstor13 Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Cameron - Cameron Edwards Jonika - @jonika_cazar  Sound effects used in this episode include: Spell_03 - LittleRobotSoundFactory 3D Magic Wand tinkle_16bit - timbre wilhelm_scream - syna-max Pan Flute Loop carlos carty_3_Dm_100BPM - CarlosCarty Walkman Memories - LogicMoon Neon Pulse (30s) - Universfield CD_CONTACT_002FX_Space - kevp888 Sakura (Cherry Blossoms) - Nippon Gakufu / Six Japanese Popular Songs - Arranged for piano by Rudolf Dittrich - GregorQuendel This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 14m
  7. MAY 8

    Episode 7: Intrusion

    Square up! The team encounters unexpected foes. Andres draws blood, and Daryl recalls his old training. Indigo’s beastly form makes a reappearance and Pookie uses her furry charm. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Our ad partner this week is Minds Never Matter! https://open.spotify.com/show/54hq0E4MOOXMyzHNnrXKJF?si=768d1da2505f43ee Listener names in this episode include: Celestor - @celstor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: 37 click finger - FranciscoPadilla CD_CONTACT_005FX_Stardust_Magic - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_007FX_Mystery_Alien_UFO - kevp888 CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Ice Spell - Blizzard, Wind, Blast - NoahBangs Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - NoahBangs Magic Flutter - NoahBangs Electrical Transition - qubodup Ice Cavern (looped) - igroglaz SupernovaLarge - aj_heels Horizons - frankum This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 17m
  8. APR 17

    Episode 6: Infiltration

    The team splits up to cover more ground as they continue their investigation in Lambence. Things heat up as the festival continues and discoveries are made. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Our ad partner this week is This Spells Disaster! https://open.spotify.com/show/782EskRidaUHlJ8y3IvsgP?si=4d6997004aba4401 Listener names in this episode include: Thorne - @thethornefilespodcast Sound effects used in this episode include: 190621_0380_FR_JapaneseDrums - kevp888 Berlin Town - Synthwave Track for Retrowave and Games - kjarten_abel News Show Loop - SergeQuadrado Breaking News - LulSayer Bagpipers.m4a - shelf-employed Pan Flute PanPipe Loop Kygo Style 02 Cm 84bpm - CarlosCarty Walkman Memories - LogicMoon Magic Aura Shimmer - EminYILDIRIM Horizons - frankum This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 10m

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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.