Portal Quandary

Portal Quandary
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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

  1. Episode 1: Drawing Near

    Jun 27

    Episode 1: Drawing Near

    Gon, the Dragonborn Cleric; Robyn, the Elven Barbarian; Astro, the Warforged Sorcerer; and Alf, the Human Sorcerer, Warlock, Cleric (yes, a triple multi-class), make camp in a dark forest on the final night of their two year journey. Their Bugbear scribe recalls their tales of heroics, reminding them of their purpose. Reminding them of all that Distortion has taken from them. This is the calm before the storm.  Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Astro, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross       Alf is Steven Edwards Dungeon Master is Olive Jerome Robyn is Rosemary Ochtman Gon is Jorja Odd    Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Sound effects used in this episode include: Dreamy Ambient Background for Films - Mattio888 Peaceful Nature Ambient - Mattio888 Malevolent Presence Atmosphere - Mattio888 Whispers of Tranquility - Mattio888 Ominous Nightfall Atmosphere - Mattio888 Cinematic Ambient - Mattio888 FIREBurn_Campfire.Close.Long.Crackling.Flame roar.Squeack.Hiss.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew Bubbling - mlbb Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz Fireball - Loaded, Burning - Noah Bangz psaní brkem 02 - 6polnic Sci Fi - Textures - Bowl_Cybin_02 - GregorQuendel Cinematic Ticking Clock (heavy gears) - Timbre rain1 - Rocktopus Thunder - straget Thunder Strikes, Lightning Storm, Claps - PNMCarrieRailfan Fire - mmutua dog barking 2 (bullmastiff) - Tomlija wolf-growl - newagesoup Ghost Lion Snarl Growl Sound Effect - ShangASDFGuy123  Running Water - Vurca  Melancholic Ambient Documentary - Mattio888  This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 21m

  2. Jun 6

    Episode 19: The Queen

    Lady Queen Demeter shows hospitality to her unwanted guests. She keeps insisting she’s Pookie’s mother, but what about Babe? Celestor also seems to have a history with the queen… Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: leads and synth - 10cralph Alien landing - BloodPixelHero Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM 06348 distant ghost howl - RobinHood76 Fire - mmutua CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew DarkHit001 - Arcana23 SynthMadnessV1 - Michael-DB 01543 flying dragon - RobhinHood76 The Void electro - frankum Ice Spell - Blizzard, Wind, Blast - Noah Bangz Ice Cavern (looped) - igroglaz ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew Intro_snow4 - levelclearer This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 26m

  3. May 16

    Episode 18: The Mage

    A showdown in the dungeons! The party faces off against Calcifer, the court wizard, and the real fairies our team are impersonating. Will they make it out? Or will they make an escape for their lives? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: Electronic music - Krzyk dłoni - TamerJack.exe Time Slow Down - PatrickLieberkind Electrical Transition - qubodup Poison Spell Magic - qubodup Speed Up Magic - qubodup CD_CONTACT_005FX_Stardust_Magic - kevp888 WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew DarkHit001 - Arcana23 beefier versions of 'another-magic-wand-spell-tinkle' [Freesound#221683] - timbre Big Sci-Fi Explosion/Bomb (Close) [Mixed] - EvanBoyerman MagicSourceRotating - Akkaittou Tyrael - Spellbreaking - SoundFlakes This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 18m

  4. Apr 26

    Episode 17: The Guard

    With the ice elemental and manticores out of the way, Team A is free to explore the castle. More familiar faces appear, but it was not the reunion they were hoping for. And where has Jonika gotten off to? Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and sexual references Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: Electronic music - Krzyk dłoni - TamerJack.exe MagicSourceRotating - Akkaittou Shower, A - InspectorJ 4 9 7 f dk slow synth- ERH 13080 stone crushing hit - RobinHood76 This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 25m

  5. Apr 4

    Episode 16: The Court

    The extent of the castle’s defences are discovered. New enemies, old enemies, and old new enemies all stand before Team A/Team M/TeamMA. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex Ghost Lion Snarl Growl Sound Effect - ShangASDFGuy123 WINDDsgn_A Snowstorm.A Blizzard.The Wind With Gusts.Howling.Artificial 1_EM - newlocknew lightning - Taira Komori Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM 11111 freeze ray spell - RobinHood76 Lion Roar - qubodup This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 34m

  6. Mar 14

    Episode 15: The Hound

    The group’s investigations lead them through the portal in Flinder’s Street Station, but not before encountering a familiar face watching them. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Jonika - @jonika_cazar Sound effects used in this episode include: Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ 3D Magic Wand tinkle_16bit - timbre CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Tick Tock Clock - Close Mic - Toby_Crane Giant4-fe-fi-Steps_0dB_0m20s - strangely_gnarled Elemental Magic Spell - mokasza Fireball - Pass By, Crackle - Noah Bangz Fire Magic Impact - EminYILDIRIM 06348 distant ghost howl - RobinHood76 Fire - mmutua Water Splash 1 - qubodup Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ 90's Rock Style - monkeyman535 This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 22m

  7. Feb 21

    Episode 14: Scrutinies

    Daryl investigates Ceres and Khione; Indigo works out the tape’s origins; Andres meets his mother; and Pookie plays Minecraft. Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language and suggestive language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross       Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd    Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Jonika - @jonika_cazar Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Cameron - Cameron Edwards Sound effects used in this episode include: Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ Amulet - 62 BPM D# Min - N0IZ 12287 oriental magic transformation - RobinHood76 Notification Up 2 - FoolBoyMedia This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 21m
  8. Episode 6: Happily Ever After?

    Feb 1

    Episode 6: Happily Ever After?

    The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross       Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd    Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com  Sound effects used in this episode can be found here.  This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.  The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

    1h 22m
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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

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  • Creator
    Portal Quandary
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    66
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Portal Quandary
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