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The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim? 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:


Soda Water Bottle - Greencouch
Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89
bass200000000003322 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
SupernovaLarge - aj_heels
CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found. 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:
Stradivarius Solo Arpeggio Melody 200 BPM - Robbnix
interlude 0R_18v- - sentuniman
sun200 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
Water Splash 1 - qubodup
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew
Chicken sizzling in a pot - natemarler


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels. 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:


intro_snow4 - levelclearer
eternity - levelclearer
dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
Assorted_crashing - nothayama
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:
intro_snow4 - levelclearer
sun40 - levelclearer
calm3 - levelclearer
Sun405 - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first?
And what happens if it does? 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:
grass29 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - justkiddink
stone12 - levelclearer
calm3 - levelclearer
Thunder - straget
coot call - klankbeeld
Screech - MakoFox
Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle
Opening Chest - SJLeilani
CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888
Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn
Story Logo - SergeQuadado
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Sun405 - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . . 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:
INTRO_clouds - levelclearer
Beating Wings - justkiddink
sun405 - levelclearer
stone12 - levelclearer
Thunder - straget
coot call - klankbeeld
Shower, A - InspectorJ

Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.