Midnight Crisis

Ben Moore
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Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie's.

  1. Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

    FEB 11

    Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

    "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop." - Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’. - We launch our new brand of customised condoms. - Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had. - We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences. - Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic. - Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender. - We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy. - We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns. - We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat. - Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car. - Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.

    1h 6m
  2. Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective

    12/19/2025

    Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective

    "And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the navy" - We make the common mistake of confusing Glenn Close with Glen Powell. - Ben gets embroiled in a case of mistaken identity at the massage parlour. - Ben provides a Christmas penguin update. - Ben introduces his family to Aunty Donna with disastrous results. - We discuss our positions on standing ovations. - Nobody wonders why Billy Joel is taking shots at the navy.

    1h 8m
  3. Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

    12/01/2025

    Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

    "'Cause baby, now we got bad blood" - Ben is perplexed by the ‘void if scratched’ part of scratch off lottery tickets. - We analyse the two types of zoot suits. - We check in with the Gävle Goat for the first time in 2025. - We discuss giant pants and ‘button up people’. - Nobody tries to attend a yoga class and ends up in an unusual situation. - Nobody explains her theory on why Taylor Swift might be the Zodiac Killer. - Ben may have let a murderer into the building. - Two penguins may be attending the Moore family Christmas this year. - The new season of The Witcher sparks a Liam Hemsworth vs Henry Cavill debate and more...

    1h 21m
  4. Episode 79 – Agatha Twistie

    11/11/2025

    Episode 79 – Agatha Twistie

    SPOILER WARNING This podcast contains a spoiler for Agatha Christie’s 1926 classic The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. If miraculously, you have just ordered this from Amazon and don’t want to know who the killer is, it’s best to listen to this episode after reading the book. Similarly, if you’ve also somehow managed to avoid spoilers for the original Star Wars trilogy and The Sixth Sense and would like to one day experience those unspoiled, it’s best to come back to this podcast after watching those movies. Furthermore, if you worry that by simply being told there’s a twist, it will spoil your experience of a movie, there’s a potential spoiler for another movie – which I will refrain from mentioning here for obvious reasons. There’s also some discussion about the plot of the videogame Broken Sword 5: The Serpent's Curse, so maybe play that first too. Finally, if this is how you found out that that the Carlton AFL team won a football game that you had recorded and were going to watch later, Nobody offers her sincere apologies. You know what, it’s probably best to consume every piece of literature, film, videogames, sports and any other major entertainment event in history before listening to this show. For those who still insist on pressing onward, you have been warned! "And she’s buying a stairway to Heaven" - Ben decides it’s time to check whether Nobody is the Zodiac killer. - We play Led Zeppelin backwards and listen for satanic messages. - Nobody wants to establish some firm ground rules about spoiler warnings after getting spoiled on a 99-year-old book. - Ben poses a hypothetical about living like a hamster for a year. - We discuss deadbeat seahorse mothers and the most and least likely animals to commit a crime. - Ben recounts a story about an elephant rampaging through a funeral and Nobody teaches us about stingray math.

    57 min
  5. Episode 78 – Spooky Ben

    10/31/2025

    Episode 78 – Spooky Ben

    "There's a ghost in me who wants to say, I'm sorry" - Nobody appreciates the honesty of Bank First. - Nobody thinks ghosts are more surprising than scary and we consider the best haunting strategy. - Ben proposes a text message alert system after accidentally texting the group chat. - Nobody falls on a chain mail sword and we attempt to loophole our way out of being killed by the girl from The Ring. - Nobody professes her love of the terrible ‘recall email’ feature. - Ben asks how early is too early to get on a waiting list for an aged care facility. - Nobody asks Ben how old he feels? - Nobody doesn’t understand the economy and we plot our way into the wills of ten thousand people.

    1h 18m
  6. Episode 77 – Tomato Bob: The Tomato Story

    10/17/2025

    Episode 77 – Tomato Bob: The Tomato Story

    "You and your high horse" - Ben asks what happened to the tint at the top of a car windshield? - We taste test the new M3GAN 2.0 Fanta. - Ben takes some time to update his medical history for his dentist. - Ben pays tribute to Australian Survivor host Jonathan LaPaglia. - Ben shares an uncomfortable moment with the cashier at ALDI. - Ben discovers the truth about the mystery meat he ate in Tokyo. - Nobody abandons her husband at the PAX video game convention.

    1h 4m
  7. Episode 76 – Goochi

    09/22/2025

    Episode 76 – Goochi

    "We could fall in love in new shapes" - Ben takes aim at the Macquarie Banking app (also known as a bap) and it's mysterious $ button. - We make it rain coins at Australian strip clubs and design a range of jeans with dick windows and taint periscopes. - Nobody uncovers a Lynx body spray scandal. - We discuss the Mother (definitely not Monster and we’d never suggest otherwise) energy drink relaunch and other similar shake ups. - Nobody has some strong opinions about ‘scarf season’. - Nobody gets a new cat. - Ben struggles with his cat sitting duties. - Rodney takes a stroll through the skinhead district.

    1h 8m
  8. Episode 75 – Pizza Cave

    09/12/2025

    Episode 75 – Pizza Cave

    "My neck, my back..." - Nobody wants everyone to know about her cool new vest. - We sweat over making big purchases on our phone. - We blame the older generations for everything and ponder what we have in common with Gen Z icon Jacob Elordi. - Ben ponders how they convinced everyone to work on the Death Star. - We wonder how serial killers meet each other. - Nobody’s physio gives her an unexpected compliment. - Nobody’s medication causes her to breathe too easily and Ben thinks he’d make a terrible Spider-Man because flying seems terrifying. - Ben reviews the Turbuhaler. - Ben devises a scheme to scam his orthodontist.

    51 min
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Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie's.

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  • Creator
    Ben Moore
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    84
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2021
  • Show Website
    Midnight Crisis