Choey and Jandler's The Fun Time Super Terrific Happy Hour

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2 educators relaxing with funny stories

  1. Jun 8

    The One We Ask "Where On Earth Is Sarmen Can Diego Drinking?"

    🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler unveil Jandler’s newest game: “Where on Earth Is Carmen San Diego Drinking?” In this thrilling competition, players must determine which country Carmen is currently partying in based on a series of increasingly questionable clues. Is she sipping Guinness in Ireland? Doing tequila shots in Mexico? Nobody knows—but one thing is certain: Carmen should probably call a rideshare.The guys also look ahead to their summer plans, discussing potential guest appearances for upcoming episodes. Expectations range from “interesting conversations” to “complete train wrecks,” which, to be fair, is also how most of their episodes start.Finally, they reveal plans to convert some of Season 4’s greatest moments into Spanish-language versions. Thanks to modern technology, listeners can now enjoy the same jokes, confusion, and questionable life advice in an entirely different language. Jandler is especially excited that his translated voice sounds less like a teacher and more like a late-night radio host selling romance novels.It's a shorter episode this week, but it still manages to answer one important question: Where is Carmen drinking now... and does she have a designated driver? 🍻🌎🎙️

    27 min

  2. Jun 8

    The Really Late One ("Thanks, Jandler!")

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle one of childhood's greatest mysteries: cleaning up after yourself. Why do kids stare at a mess they created as if they're waiting for a government agency to arrive and handle it? The guys conclude that most students believe if they wait long enough, an adult will eventually sigh and say, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.” Next, they debate an important educational question: Is an orange juice spill treated the same as a urine spill? The answer may surprise you—or at least make you think twice before stepping in a mystery puddle. With the end of the school year approaching, the guys propose a bold new policy: parents should have to substitute teach on the last day of school. After three hours, most would be begging teachers to start summer vacation immediately. The episode also features two official Hurt Alerts™: one student managed to get an arm stuck in a fence, while another suffered the devastating injury of getting a sticker stuck in their finger. Somehow both incidents received roughly the same level of emergency response.

    32 min

  3. May 23

    The One With the Field Trip Casualties

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler discuss the many hazards of field trips, proving that no matter how carefully you plan, someone will trip over absolutely nothing and require an ice pack. With only two weeks left in the school year, the guys also face a true educational crisis: they're completely out of tissues. Allergy season is raging, noses are running, and students are learning the valuable life skill of "find another classroom." Then things take a turn when they imagine the blockbuster sequel nobody asked for: Snakes on a Playground. The slides are occupied. The monkey bars are compromised. And somewhere, Samuel L. Jackson is already yelling. Next, listeners get a visit from Dr. Choey Tribbiani, Dream Doctor, who interprets dreams with the confidence of a trained professional and the accuracy of a guy making things up on the spot. According to Choey, dreaming about a giant chicken means you're either destined for greatness or hungry for nuggets. Finally, the guys wrap up with their completely unreliable Trip Advisor guide to the Netherlands and Ireland, offering travel tips that are equal parts educational, questionable, and guaranteed to get you lost at least once.

    46 min

  4. May 17

    The One With the Panel Show

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler investigate one of education’s greatest mysteries: why kids suddenly discover they have to use the bathroom the exact moment a test is handed out. Never before. Never after. Always during directions. Then comes the legendary Jandler Pie-in-the-Face Challenge, where dignity is lost, whipped cream goes airborne, and Choey enjoys the entire thing way too much. The guys also flip through Jandler’s photo album of the week, featuring blurry pictures, questionable memories, and at least one image that looks like it was taken during a tornado. Finally, they wrap up with a panel discussion about why principals make so many “roster changes” every year — sorry, grade-level changes. Is it strategy? Staffing needs? Chaos? Nobody really knows, but Choey suggests administrators spin a giant wheel in the office every spring and just see where teachers land.

    49 min

  5. May 8

    The One Where Field Day Gets Rescheduled

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler kick things off by mourning the sudden disappearance of previously unblocked websites—because nothing hurts more than losing access to a site you just discovered five minutes ago. Jandler then tells the heroic tale of how he single-handedly got Field Day rescheduled, a move so powerful it may qualify as educational leadership… or mild chaos, depending on who you ask. Next, the guys dive into an all-time classroom moment:“What did you learn in social studies?”“…What’s that???”Followed immediately by Jandler’s calm, reasonable response:“Am I speaking English? You have two choices.”(Neither of which the student picked.) They also attempt to “sit for story time,” which quickly turns into 3% listening and 97% wiggling, whispering, and someone asking to go to the bathroom mid-sentence. Finally, they wrap it up with a round of Jokin’ With Janz, where the questions are questionable, the answers are worse, and somehow everyone leaves more confused than when they started.

    44 min

  6. May 1

    The One With Nerds EVERYWHERE!!!

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler uncover a shocking truth: Nerds are NOT an appropriate snack for school—mainly because they spill everywhere and instantly turn your classroom into a sugary crime scene. Things only get weirder when a kid’s shoe somehow ends up on the roof, leading to zero answers, multiple theories, and one conclusion: children are capable of things science cannot explain. Next, the guys break down a classic school moment—one student gets mad at someone… and then kicks a completely different kid. Choey calls it “misdirected anger,” Jandler calls it “impressive confusion.” In a “Teachable Moment,” they explain how kids behave during fire drills: half take it seriously, half think it’s a field trip, and at least one kid asks if they can bring their Chromebook. The episode wraps with “What’s Chappin’, Choey,” where Choey delivers his usual mix of wisdom, sarcasm, and life advice that somehow feels helpful and insulting at the same time.

    44 min

  7. Apr 29

    The One Slowed Down By Technical Issues

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Choey and Jandler tackle the delicate art of talking to kids while they’re crying—which mostly involves nodding, guessing what’s wrong, and hoping the phrase “you’ll be okay” somehow fixes everything. They then dive into why spelling actually matters, after realizing that one wrong letter can turn a simple word into something wildly inappropriate (and immediately get a teacher in trouble). In a bold and questionable segment, Choey attempts to teach everyone about women, delivering a masterclass that is equal parts confidence, confusion, and Jandler repeatedly saying, “You sure about that?” Finally, the episode wraps with an educational (and chaotic) musical breakdown of Fiesta San Antonio—because nothing says learning like a song that somehow includes parades, medals, food, and at least one line that probably shouldn’t be sung in a classroom.

    41 min

  8. Apr 17

    The One With What In The World is Sarmen Can Diego Eating?

    This week on The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Jandler debuts his new belt like he’s walking a runway at Kohl’s, while Choey immediately roasts it for looking like “something a divorced magician would wear.” Then the guys discuss the shocking moment when Mr. Bing accidentally said a curse word in class. The students reacted like they had just witnessed a bank robbery, while Mr. Bing immediately entered the five stages of teacher panic. Next, one student proudly yelled, “I GOT 100% ON STAAR!” only to discover that “100%” meant they were 100% finished taking the test… not that they had suddenly become the Einstein of 4th grade. Another student somehow spent several minutes using a white crayon on white paper, creating what Choey called “the world’s least visible masterpiece.” The episode also features the debut of “Inebriated History of NIOSA,” where the guys drunkenly explain Night in Old San Antonio as if it were a combination of Fiesta, chaos, and poor life choices. Finally, they wrap things up with a Fiesta edition of “Jokin’ With Janz,” asking the important question: “What is Sarmen Can Diego eating?” Spoiler: nobody guesses correctly, but somehow the answer involves a chicken-on-a-stick, two funnel cakes, and mild regret.

    45 min
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