We're Too Literary

Kenny Arndorfer
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Two guys, Two amateur writers, get together and discuss some of their favorite stories and how’d they do it differently.

  1. 09/17/2024

    Twisters (2024): From Antagonists to Atmospheric Anomalies

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 Who would have thought we'd find humor in a character's complete disregard for tornado warnings only to be hilariously proven wrong amid chaos? The scene where skepticism turns into panic had us rolling, especially when the skeptic finally recognizes the impending doom of a tornado. This episode dives deep into the tornado-filled sequel, "Twisters" (2024), as we dissect every tornado twist and character turn. There is much to reimagine, from Kenny's vision of a more menacing antagonist whose greed leads to their demise to Jonathan's proposals for stronger ties between the two films. We also couldn't help but chuckle at the film's occasional realism, like characters donning goggles that were never seen again, contrasted with their inexplicable safety abandonments. Of course, we'd push the boundaries to add more intensity and plot connections. Enhancing the thriller elements, boosting secondary character arcs, and refining Javi's storyline are just a few ways we'd amp up the narrative impact. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    50 min

  2. 09/03/2024

    M3GAN (2022): From Furry Friends to Fatal Futures

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 “Imagine a toy so advanced, you’d think it was built by the masterminds behind Terminator. Jonathan couldn’t help but laugh at the thought of a LEGO piece causing the apocalypse as we dive deep into the chaotic world of ‘M3GAN.’ This episode is an explorative dissection of 2022’s M3GAN, where we discuss everything from malfunctioning AI to the eerie charm of Purrpetual Petz. Tune in as we debate the movie’s slasher elements, relive our childhood trauma from horror classics like ‘Leprechaun’ and ‘Blade,’ and suggest improvements to M3GAN’s malfunction scene. What if M3GAN was more responsible and driven by a sense of purpose? And how about those safety protocols? We cover it all, including setting preferences and potential crossovers with the Terminator and Chucky franchises. Of course, we couldn’t stop brainstorming a sequel where Megan’s consciousness wreaks havoc in a theme park, potentially elevating the slasher narrative to new heights. Whether it’s critiquing character motivations, giggling over the impracticality of dangerous wet toys, or imagining a more gruesome series of events, we leave no stone unturned. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    1h 13m

  3. 08/27/2024

    IF (2024): A Heartfelt Tribute to Childhood Imaginations

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 Did you catch the marshmallow's voice? We couldn't stop laughing when we found out who it was! Dive into this week's episode, where we delve into the imaginative world of "IF" and uncover the surprising details and big-name actors who bring these quirky characters to life. We'll recount our favorite moments, including the joy of rediscovering our imaginary friends and how they tie into the touching and sometimes humorous narrative. From Steve Carell to Aquafina, the star-studded cast adds a unique charm to this feel-good movie. But it's not all giggles – we also dissect the film's more serious underpinnings, from the loss of a parent to a child's mature journey of self-discovery. Of course, we share what we would tweak – like adding more emotional weight to key scenes and clarifying some of those pesky rules about who can and can't see imaginary friends. So grab a seat, and let's explore this fantastical tale together. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    44 min

  4. 08/21/2024

    Borderlands (2024): Borderline Boring Borderlands Adaptation

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 Ever wondered what would happen if your favorite sarcastic robot got an unnecessary dance scene in a movie adaptation? So did we, and it turns out, it's just as awkward as it sounds! Join us for a rollicking discussion about the "Borderlands" movie adaptation, where Jonathan and Kenny dive into how the film missed the mark compared to its video game origins. From the lack of gore and swearing due to an ill-fated PG-13 rating change to the deviations from the true lore of the game, we're pulling no punches. Jonathan and Kenny dissect everything—how the storyline clashed with fans' expectations, why Claptrap's antics left us cringing, and ways we think the movie could have truly captured the essence of "Borderlands." Prepare yourself for some fiery critiques, a deep dive into the character inconsistencies, and our irreverent humor sprinkled throughout. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    52 min

  5. 08/06/2024

    Deadpool & Wolverine (2024): Adamantium Antics and Time-Ripping Troubles

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 It's not every day you hear someone suggest, "Let's cut out part of the Deadpool Corps fight for more Wolverine and Sabertooth action," but that's exactly how Kenny kicks off our dissection of the 2024 cinematic smash-up "Deadpool & Wolverine." The movie delivered a solid mix of action, comedy, and surprisingly sincere moments, but we couldn't help but feel it needed a heftier dose of gravitas. In this episode, we dive deep into the absurdity of the characters' survival antics, their outlandish costumes, and the slightly underwhelming finale that left Jonathan calling it a "bit of a cop-out." While we were enthralled by the appearance of various Deadpool versions—Lady Poole, Nicepool, Dogpool, and Kidpool—the highlight was undoubtedly Channing Tatum's Gambit, whose Cajun accent had us in stitches. However, we ponder how the film might benefit from increased stakes and more serious storytelling elements, especially if future sequels want to avoid burnout. We also dissect the convoluted timelines and confusing universe(s) brought on by the involvement of characters like Cassandra Nova and the Time Ripper, plus a few memorable cameos including an unexpected return of Wesley Snipes as Blade. Join us for an entertaining critique, where we'll also touch on how to bolster the narrative’s serious undertones without compromising its chaotically fun vibe. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    1h 4m

  6. 07/30/2024

    Time Bandits (1981): History Hijinks with Time-Traveling Tricksters

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 "But where else can you see Sean Connery as King Agamemnon fighting a Minotaur?" Kenny quips, and that's just the start of our deep dive into the wacky world of "Time Bandits" (1981). This episode unravels the whimsical, disjointed, and absolutely unpredictable plot of this Terry Gilliam classic. We share our initial skepticism about a kid like Kevin diving into history with time-traveling dwarves, only to find ourselves chuckling at the absurdity and questioning the lack of consequences for their timeline-altering antics. From parents more interested in kitchen gadgets than their own son to the delightfully odd appearance of historical figures like Robin Hood, we dissect it all. We also bring our own ideas to the table—how about integrating historical figures into Kevin's everyday life? Or perhaps a more conclusive ending with Fireman Agamemnon stepping in as Kevin's guardian? And don’t miss our lively debate over the movie's length and our take on modernizing this tale while maintaining its crafty, dream-like essence. Grab your history book and prep your time machine for a ride through this bizarre and whimsical narrative! 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    1 hr

  7. 07/23/2024

    The Acolyte (2024) Part 2: Sith Without the Title, But Just as Menacing

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 In this episode, we dive headfirst into the multifaceted world of "The Acolyte" (2024) and unravel all the intricate details that make this show both infuriating and intriguing. From discussing the potential memory wipes and the mysterious figure of Darth Plagueis to the impactful yet sometimes baffling actions of Qimir, we cover it all. Are the deaths in Episode 5 just a means to tie up loose ends, or do they serve a larger narrative purpose? And can Dave Filoni's magic touch salvage Season 2? We even explore alternative storytelling approaches, like the engaging multi-arc structures seen in "Andor," and our desire to see more character backstories fleshed out. And yes, the fighting choreography, with its unique lightsaber styles and cortosis elements, gets its much-deserved praise. Tune in as we dissect the twists, turns, and mysteries of "The Acolyte" and offer our take on what could elevate this series to new heights. 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    1h 11m

  8. 07/16/2024

    Late Night with the Devil (2024): Jack Delroy's Haunting Broadcast

    🎬 Welcome back to We’re Too Literary! 🎬 Ever wonder what happens when a horror-averse host finds himself surprisingly intrigued by a spine-chilling found-footage film? Jonathan's suspicion about that "movie camera" shot led to a hilariously passionate debate with Kenny about the balance between cinematic flair and found-footage authenticity. In this episode, we dive into "Late Night with the Devil," exploring its nostalgic 4 by 3 aspect ratio, fascinating character arcs, and Lily’s mesmerizing role. We discuss improving the visual representation of deaths to heighten the film's mystery and why a documentary-style cameraman might add a layer of authenticity. Plus, we brainstorm how some characters' survival could pave the way for potential sequels and speculate on intriguing tweaks to the hypnosis scenes. Join us as we also explore the film "Riggles," with its eerie light beams and séance sequences, followed by reminiscing about classic horror versus modern shock value. This episode is a deep dive into narrative cohesion with a touch of nostalgia. As always, we wrap up with recommendations and eagerly await your thoughts! 🔔 Don’t forget to subscribe for more deep dives into your favorite films and literary works! 🔔 DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! “We’re Too Literary” will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

    48 min
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Two guys, Two amateur writers, get together and discuss some of their favorite stories and how’d they do it differently.

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  • Creator
    Kenny Arndorfer
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    47
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2025 Kenny Arndorfer
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    We're Too Literary