Burning River Sportscast: A Cleveland Browns Podcast

It's time! Time for the Burning River Sportscast presented by Tap In Media! This is a podcast for the most die hard Cleveland Browns fans and casual fans alike! With Kenny Thunder and Red Hot Ronnie Jams on the main mics and the Big Bone Man on the board and keeping the boys in check when necessary, they bring the fire and talk about the Browns like we all do: with passion, anger, despair, joy, and confusion! They even dabble in Cavaliers and Guardians news. So let them crank up the heat because its time to burn! #Browns #DawgPound #ForTheLand #LetEmKnow #BurningRiverSportscast #TapInMedia

  1. 1d ago

    BRS 157 - Preseason Week 3: Personally Disrespectful

    Welcome back for episode 157 of the Burning River Sportscast, where our patience is thin, our rants are unfiltered, and our predator quarterback is making $12 million a game to throw balls directly into the dirt. This week, Kenny Thunder, Red Hot Ronnie Jams, The Bone Man, and special guest "Big Dew Dawg" dive headfirst into the absolute clown show that is the Cleveland Browns front office. We're unpacking the tone-deaf, diamond-flashing masterpiece of a press conference where Deshaun Watson proudly declared he has "no regrets"—right before we contrast him with the ultimate classy retirement of model citizen and absolute legend Nick Chubb. Spoiler alert: One of them would be booed even if he returned 15 years from now to smash a guitar and the other will be in the Ring of Honor. But it's a true emotional rollercoaster today. We take a meaningful timeout to honor a real community hero, our late high school coach George Wetzel. We share some hilarious, fond memories of his "tough love" style—including the time he completely forgot he punished one of us to run laps for three and a half hours. Finally, Kenny gets "Gassed Up" over his recent dinner at Steak and Shake, which has apparently mutated into a dystopian sci-fi nightmare where you need a QR code scanner just to pour a Diet Coke. Stick around for a wildly tumultuous history lesson on the litigious cold war between Hershey's Chocolate and Hershey's Ice Cream, and find out how you can win a signed Bernie Kosar jersey! Episode Highlights: The $230M Albatross: Why Cleveland fans have officially entered the "apathy and rage" stage of the Watson era. Nick Chubb vs. The Circus: The glaring contrast between a silent, 5-yard-per-carry superstar and a tone-deaf PR disaster. Remembering Coach Wetzel: A heartfelt tribute to a great motivator who loved history, shaped young minds, and handed out legendary punishments. Kiosk Warfare: Kenny's personal mission to stick it to the man at the self-service beverage fountain. Jersey Giveaway: Lock in your chance to win autographed memorabilia before the October 18th deadline. Warning: This episode contains unfiltered adult language, extreme sports frustration, and explicit talk about butthole-waxing bet penalties. Chapters (00:00:00) - Burning River Sporstcast Cold Open(00:04:17) - Show Opening(00:07:07) - News Story of the Week: RIP George Wetzel(00:17:07) - Bernie Kosar Autographed Browns Jersey Giveaway(00:18:00) - Hot Take Hotline(00:18:45) - Burning River Rundown(00:26:00) - Burning River Rundown: Deshaun Watson(01:03:10) - Big Dew Dawg(01:33:20) - Gassed Up(01:45:20) - King of the North(01:46:09) - Hot Take Hotline 2(01:46:28) - Closing(01:47:34) - Facts for Days(01:55:24) - Sign OffsAll this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 157 - Preseason Week 3: Personally Disrespectful
  2. Aug 20

    BRS 156 - Preseason Week 2: Turnovers and Cinnabons

    Preseason Week One is officially in the books, and the guys are already staring down the barrel of existential dread. In this episode of the Burning River Sportscast, Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man break down the 2026 Cleveland Browns’ opening performance. From the sluggish, vanilla quarterback display to a severely lacking interior offensive line, they question if Todd Monken’s offense can make anything out of this season. But it’s not all depressing football talk. The guys also unpack the legendary story of Kenny’s 1.5-hour interstate trek to find an open Cinnabon, debate why we should normalize total honesty with restaurant servers, and explain why "The Bone Man" had to give a corporate office a piece of his mind over a horrific Great Clips haircut. Key Takeaways The QB Carousel: A deep look at Deshaun Watson’s short-game stat line and  Shedeur Sanders’ arm talent vs. his pocket awareness. Bright Spots & Deficits: The team honors the exceptional blocking of Spencer Fano and the versatility of rookie KC Concepcion Jr., while simultaneously roasting the performance of Dillon Gabriel, aka Lil' Coconut, and his ability to dive on the ground to avoid getting hit. Bernie Kosar Jersey Giveaway: Details on how you can enter to win an autographed, embroidered Bernie Kosar jersey through our social platforms. All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 156 - Preseason Week 2: Turnovers and Cinnabons
  3. Aug 6

    BRS 155 - Season 5 Kickoff: Black Hole Sun

    Welcome back to another season of emotional damage! Season 5 of the Burning River Sportscast kicks off with Kenny Thunder, Ronnie Jams, and The Bone Man attempting to process the latest chapter in Cleveland Browns existential dread. In This Episode: Sponsor Spotlight & Free Stuff: We raise a glass of Towpath Distillery to numb the pain, dissect a viral national anthem clip, and announce how you can win an autographed Bernie Kosar jersey—because clinging to the 1980s is still our primary coping mechanism. The Post-Myles Reality Check: Life after trading Myles Garrett to the Rams. Can Jared Verse, Carson Schwesinger, and Mason Graham fill the void, or will opposing quarterbacks have enough time back there to comfortably file their taxes? O-Line Overhaul: Rookie Spencer Fano takes over at left tackle under new coach George Warhop. We evaluate whether this revamped unit can actually protect a quarterback, or if they’re just dynamic turnstiles. The Great QB Circus: Todd Monken’s first-team rep distribution is giving us heartburn. We break down the Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders, and Dylan Gabriel battle—and react to EA Sports Madden 27 insulting both Watson and Sanders with identical 69 overall ratings. Nostalgic Regret: A brief, highly rational moment of wishing Baker Mayfield was still holding down the fort. Over/Under 5.5 Wins: The boys lay their dignity on the line to predict if the 2026 Browns can somehow smash expectations and win an astounding six whole games. Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and hit play! All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 155 - Season 5 Kickoff: Black Hole Sun
  4. Jun 23

    BRS 154 - 2026 Off-Season: The Trade

    Welcome back, Burning River faithful! We promised that when earth-shattering Browns news broke in the off-season, we would respond. But we didn't promise it would be cheerful. Grab a stiff drink from our friends over at Towpath Distillery, because we are officially breaking down the trade that sent our generational, once-in-a-lifetime sack king, Myles Garrett, packing to the LA Rams. Logically? Maybe it was the right timeline realignment. Emotionally? It’s just another brick in our perpetual wall of Cleveland sports trauma, right next to LeBron, Lindor, and the time-honored tradition of shipping Cy Young winners off to the highest bidder. We discuss whether Jared Verse can ever actually fill those size-16 shoes (spoiler: he's not Myles) and launch our official, season-long LA Rams Spite Watch. Inside the Episode: The Ultimate Eulogy: We look back at Myles’ historic Cleveland career, the June 1st financial escape, and ask the hard question: How did we have a top-three defender in NFL history and turn it into exactly one playoff win? Classic Browns. Deshaun Watson’s PR Masterclass: Deshaun finally talked to the media for 13 whole minutes. Did he take accountability for playing like such garbage to the point that fans cheered when he ruptured his achilles? Of course not! But he did tell everyone to check out his Instagram page "Four Love." Quarterback Scab Roulette: There is an honest-to-God QB competition brewing between Watson and Shedeur Sanders. Kenny explains why watching Deshaun play under new OC Todd Monken is like picking at a gnarly, infected scab—you know it’s a terrible idea, there’s going to be blood everywhere, but you just can't look away. The Berea Baptism: We recap the "Cleveland for Christ" event at the Berea Municipal Pool, where Defensive Rookie of the Year Carson Schwesinger got baptized. We also debate Joel Osteen, the prosperity gospel, and whether being baptized in a Jacuzzi across state lines actually counts. The Unofficial Season 5 Motto: “Nobody wants this, but we’re gonna give it to you anyway.” Leave a Review! If you're feeling trapped in the airless, directionless void that is the Cleveland Browns offseason, hit that subscribe button on YouTube and leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your podasts. Want to leave a late-night, unhinged rant on our hot take outline? Our number is 330-227-8081. Operators are definitely not standing by, but Kenny might listen to it while crying over Myles Garrett highlights. All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Prime Time Sports and Framing Varsity Coolers For We... All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 154 - 2026 Off-Season: The Trade
  5. Jun 23

    BRS 153 - Live Draft Special: 2026

    Most Browns fans toast the draft with hope—this year, the strategies behind the picks might surprise you. From trading down and selecting versatile linemen to passing on early wide receivers, the Cleveland Browns' latest decisions could reshape their future. Are they finally playing the long game, or just playing it safe? Discover the behind-the-scenes reasoning and what it means for Cleveland fans who’ve mastered the art of “maybe next year.” In this fiery episode, we break down the chaos of draft night: the unexpected trades, the rise and fall of top prospects, and the squad’s master plan to build a championship-caliber team. We cover how Andrew Berry’s strategy of prioritizing value and versatility might just be the smartest move yet—or the biggest gamble. You’ll hear insider insights, draft theories, and a deep dive into how Cleveland’s picks could either set them up for success or keep the skeptics skeptical.You'll discover: why the Browns' focus on offensive line depth signals a shift in draft philosophy, the implications of passing on flashy receivers for long-term stability, and how their choices at 24 could be the difference in playoff pursuit. We discuss the risky but potentially rewarding approach of stockpiling linemen, the impact of drafting Ohio State talents, and whether this draft will finally break the curse or just prolong the wait. This episode matters because the NFL draft isn’t just about next season—it's about shaping the franchise’s identity for years to come. Whether you're a die-hard Browns supporter, a draft strategy junkie, or just love the thrill of unseen potential, this conversation is a must-listen. Get ready for surprises, heated debates, and the kind of optimism only a Cleveland sports fan can pretend is routine. And don’t miss out—call into the Hot Take Hotline and share your own draft predictions. Are the Browns making the right moves? Will their strategy pay off? The power is in your hands now. Buckle up, hit play, and join us in shaping Browns history, one pick at a time. All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Prime Time Sports and Framing Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland #NFLDraft All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 153 - Live Draft Special: 2026
  6. Feb 12

    BRS 152 - Season 4 Finale: Not Goodbye, See You Later

    On this final show of Season 4, this is what you can look forward to: The Browns Brief - including the Jim Schwartz mess, our DC search, trade rumors, free agency rumors, starting QB rumors, dates to know in the offseason, players giving Shedeur a vote of confidence, and more - A quick trip around the NFL, a recap of the Super Bowl and the halftime show, and we’ll talk about all of our offseason happenings during our hiatus.  All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Prime Time Sports and Framing Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 152 - Season 4 Finale: Not Goodbye, See You Later
  7. Feb 7

    BRS 151 - Super Bowl Preview: Monken Business

    Today on the show this is what you can look forward to: The Browns Brief - we have a coach and his staff is starting to take shape, all the drama from the coaching search, Shedeur Sanders is a Pro Bowler, Myles Garrett and Carson Schwesinger are likely taking home hardware, the Browns will play in France, and the defense was more dominant than you can imagine and the Browns still only won 5 games this year... hence Todd Monken - A quick trip around the NFL, a recap of whatever the hell that thing they call the Pro Bowl is anymore, and a Super Bowl preview! All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Prime Time Sports and Framing Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland All this and so much more and we break it all down for you right here on the Burning River Sportscast! ------------------------------ BRS Links: Subscribe on YouTube Visit our website Follow on Facebook Follow on IG Follow on X Follow on TikTok Merchandise   Hot Take Hotline: (330)227-8081   Sponsors: Towpath Distillery Varsity Coolers For Wellness ($15 off order) Riverside fm  Sunday Lawn Care Niphean Paddle Boards ------------------------------ #clevelandbrowns #DawgPound #browns #nfl #cleveland

    BRS 151 - Super Bowl Preview: Monken Business

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It's time! Time for the Burning River Sportscast presented by Tap In Media! This is a podcast for the most die hard Cleveland Browns fans and casual fans alike! With Kenny Thunder and Red Hot Ronnie Jams on the main mics and the Big Bone Man on the board and keeping the boys in check when necessary, they bring the fire and talk about the Browns like we all do: with passion, anger, despair, joy, and confusion! They even dabble in Cavaliers and Guardians news. So let them crank up the heat because its time to burn! #Browns #DawgPound #ForTheLand #LetEmKnow #BurningRiverSportscast #TapInMedia

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