The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio

The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio
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Join Ollie, Heeren and Anton on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, the ONLY talk show to interview real aliens, take call-ins from around the known observable universe, give alien advice to human listeners, and play the hottest extraterrestrial tracks from the cosmos. Contact us! cosmicsatellitetalkshowradio@gmail.com Twitter: @CosmicTalkshow

Episodes

  1. 11/11/2022

    The Roast of E.T - Live at the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre!

    E.T the extra-terrestrial won't know what hit him. After years and years of disappointment, hundreds of cosmic space-bucks owed, and many relationships destroyed, he has to pay a price—and that price is a spiritual one, one which will tarnish the soul. E.T will endure personal and physical humiliation whilst suspended midair in a bubble above the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre in tonight's premiere event: THE ROAST OF E.T. Get your laughing hats on, grab some popcorn and a beer and get a'listenin'!

    1h 5m
  2. A Space Vampire Spooktacular Halloween Episode!

    10/28/2022

    A Space Vampire Spooktacular Halloween Episode!

    In a Halloween episode in which all views are our own, the boys welcome the return of Mr Richmond, A.K.A Bauble Schnarp. Here, we speak upon many a things that are spooky, we chat videogames, spooky sci-film movies, and Heeren's much anticipated Halloween party. We also get our radio broadcast hijacked by space-vampires!!!

    1h 14m
  3. Our New Gen-Z Alien Social Media Intern: An Interrogation

    10/14/2022

    Our New Gen-Z Alien Social Media Intern: An Interrogation

    What comes up must go down. After a high-energy show last week, the boys dial it back. There’s an ebb and flow to everything in the universe, a contraction and relaxation. Therefore, in spirit of keeping the equilibrium,  it’s a rather lowkey affair today as the boys interview and interrogate their new Gen-Z alien social media intern over his recent handling of the radio show's twitter account. This is the kind of podcast you’d hear if you woke up mid-abduction and all the alien scientists were smoking weed and shooting the shit. Go back to sleep, it’ll all be over soon.

    1h 6m
  4. I Got Voluntarily Probed in the Name of Science

    10/07/2022

    I Got Voluntarily Probed in the Name of Science

    Today on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, we have our very first alien guest! Ollie is invited into a UFO to share an intimate spaghetti dinner and tea with certified alien freak Bauble Schnarp. Listen to his many tales and traditions from his home planet, and find out what he uses to boil tea. The boys discuss trips to the hospital, Heeren divulges into his voluntary probing experience, and a rag-tag bunch of space-cowboys hijack the airwaves with their own Cosmic Satellite Pirate Radio Show!

    1h 3m
  5. Help, I've Been Infected with a Space Parasite on an Intergalactic Cruise!

    09/30/2022

    Help, I've Been Infected with a Space Parasite on an Intergalactic Cruise!

    Heeren describes his trip on an Intergalactic Cruise, Anton talks of an Ibiza holiday gone wrong, and Ollie muses on his rainforest cafe celebration dinner. Alien ad-reads from across the globe, space-jazz, and an alien film legend calls into the show.

    1h 6m
  6. Seasonal Space Flu, Dream Dinner Guests, and a Life-Size Gluten Replica of E.T.

    09/23/2022

    Seasonal Space Flu, Dream Dinner Guests, and a Life-Size Gluten Replica of E.T.

    An ill-healthed, sickly Ollie fights through our third episode as the boys talk about who they’d choose for dinner guests, how Ollie got his cold, and what really goes into the hand wash from Kepla B-22. Plus! We discover the origins of the E.T barbecue meme and a new segment is birthed!

    56 min
  7. Voyager Golden Record 2.0

    09/16/2022

    Voyager Golden Record 2.0

    NASA’s probe Voyager 1 has been found by the civilians of the egg-shaped dwarf planet 136108 Haumea. They thought that the golden record on board the probe, an artefact of humankind’s creativity, expression, and desire to reach out to others, was okay… pretty good. But as it rests in a vault or behind glass in a museum, the boys of The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio discuss what should go on the next golden record. What sounds and images should represent all of humanity should it ever get discovered when Earth is long gone…? Also on the show: Alien ad-reads, a song from outer-space, and whether E.T would taste good if barbecued. DISCLAIMER: Any real brands referenced in our alien ad-reads are purely mentioned for parody purposes. We do not have any sponsorships from any real brands, using our code for discounts on their websites will not work.

    58 min
  8. The Pilot(s) (who crashed down to Earth)

    09/08/2022

    The Pilot(s) (who crashed down to Earth)

    Join Ollie, Heeren and Anton on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, the ONLY talk show to interview real aliens, take call-ins from around the known observable universe, give alien advice to human listeners, and play the hottest alien tracks from the cosmos.  So, whether you're listening here on Earth or from Alpha Centauri, kick back, relax and listen to three guys fumble their way through their first ever broadcast to Earth!

    54 min
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Join Ollie, Heeren and Anton on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, the ONLY talk show to interview real aliens, take call-ins from around the known observable universe, give alien advice to human listeners, and play the hottest extraterrestrial tracks from the cosmos. Contact us! cosmicsatellitetalkshowradio@gmail.com Twitter: @CosmicTalkshow

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