Unseen Incidents with Patrick and Pete

Unseen Incidents
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Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast! Join us, Patrick and Pete, as we talk over the latest football news, answer your questions, and do our two favourite things: call everyone stupid, and tell you about the things we hated this week. Enjoy our free episodes, and if you'd like to hear more from us, subscribe at patreon.com/patrickvs for access to bonus shows.

  1. Mudryk, Sancho, and Zohran Mamdani

    4D AGO

    Mudryk, Sancho, and Zohran Mamdani

    Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're answering a question on the worst transfers of the last five years. It feels like the big swings at the top of the market have got safer, and there are fewer busts than there used to be, but what makes for a disaster signing? Why do Chelsea and Manchester United make so many? And how are some big flops, like Sancho, Lukaku, and Mudryk, still affecting their teams now? Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing American politics, meal prep, and curtain-twitching. Have we discussed this before? No-one knows. Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs

    1h 19m
  2. Timber, Anderson, and William Shakespeare

    JAN 31

    Timber, Anderson, and William Shakespeare

    Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're taking a look at the best Premier League players in every position this season. Why are so many wingers and strikers underperforming? Which players have really won points for their teams? And how has the new tactical landscape of the division benefited certain types of player? Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing Hamnet, time, and hiking equipment. Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs

    1h 22m
  3. Woltemade, Ekitike, and Timothée Chalamet

    JAN 17

    Woltemade, Ekitike, and Timothée Chalamet

    Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And what do we make of the £100m of forwards Chelsea added? Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing nursery, the enshittification of all technology, and Doing Things. Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs

    1h 20m
  4. Salah, MBS, and Big Head

    12/13/2025

    Salah, MBS, and Big Head

    Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! We’re getting into the Salah drama this week, as the Egyptian put his Anfield career in the sarcophagus with an explosive interview. What led to his outburst? Does he have a point? Is there any way back? And how can Liverpool benefit from the situation?Then we open up the Burn Book, this week chatting Winter Wonderland, the NHS, and performative behaviour.Check out Patreon.com/patrickvs for access to more episodes! Stay toxic!

    1h 18m
  5. Watkins, Semenyo, and Davis Clarke

    11/22/2025

    Watkins, Semenyo, and Davis Clarke

    Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Today we’re using a listener question about Ollie Watkins’ drop-off this season to look at three players struggling for form, and another, Antoine Semenyo, whose underlying stats are not matching up to his real goal and assist numbers. Which one is a better representation of the player, and what do we make of his rumoured £65m buyout? And how much can team effects be blamed for the issues facing Watkins, Isak, and others, and how much is down to them?Then we open the Burn Book, this week featuring standing ovations, bow-ties, and Barbour jackets.Thanks for listening, and please consider subscribing at patreon.com/patrickvs for bonus content!

    1h 37m
  6. Mbeumo, Glasner, and Lily Allen

    11/08/2025

    Mbeumo, Glasner, and Lily Allen

    What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents. This week we’re asking whether Manchester United have turned the corner and are finally good - or at least ok - again. We dig deep into their style and personnel under Amorim, and discuss how much the coach has changed, and what worries us about the adaptations that are currently working for the Red Devils, as well as the next steps required for the project. Then we open up the Burn Book, which this week includes mice, Lily Allen, and chewing gum. If you enjoy the pod, consider subscribing at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

    1h 31m
  7. Gvardiol, Udogie, and Taco

    10/25/2025

    Gvardiol, Udogie, and Taco

    What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re swapping players between Premier League clubs in an attempt to improve both parties. We can all see how Gvardiol could help Liverpool, but why does Pete think Wirtz would solve City’s problems? And which Liverpool midfielder would make sense for Spurs, and why is Destiny Udogie more promising than Milos Kerkez? Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features kiwis, pet trackers, and your hobbies. If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!

    1h 17m
  8. Grealish, Zubimendi, and Paul Thomas Anderson

    10/11/2025

    Grealish, Zubimendi, and Paul Thomas Anderson

    Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re answering a listener question on the new players making the biggest impact so far this season, and who we think will prove the most important additions by May. We dig into Jack Grealish and a new superstar goalkeeper, examine Xabi Alonso’s work with Real Madrid and the next stage of the project, and get into Martin Zubimendi’s part in making an already amazing Arsenal defence stupendous, as well as his role in the team’s new attacking set-up. Then we make another entry in the Burn Book, this week talking One Battle After Another, the Royal Mail, and Pete’s trip to Sevilla. Thanks for listening, and please consider signing up for our Patreon, where this week we ask whether Mohamed Salah has finally lost his juice. Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs

    1h 30m
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Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast! Join us, Patrick and Pete, as we talk over the latest football news, answer your questions, and do our two favourite things: call everyone stupid, and tell you about the things we hated this week. Enjoy our free episodes, and if you'd like to hear more from us, subscribe at patreon.com/patrickvs for access to bonus shows.

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