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A thought-provoking look at the news--offering entertaining insights into politics, economics, and popular culture--which are occasionally grounded in actual facts.

  1. DEC 15

    Why Do Electric Mail Trucks Cost So Much? Could Children on Bikes Replace Postal Carriers Nationwide?

    Send us a text Always ready to spotlight instances of government waste and folly, Adam and Jeff turn their attention to the boondoggle that is the government effort to purchase electric mail delivery vehicles from a defense contractor that has never built trucks for the civilian market.  As about only 612 vehicles have been delivered at a cost of $3 billion, which is equal to a price of almost $5 million per vehicle, Jeff and Adam wonder if there is a better way to deliver the mail.  They consult the want adds and find out that there are numerous lightly used trucks available for $20,000 to $30,000 each that could be used as mail vehicles.  However, Jeff takes it one step further and proposes that the nation's children become mail carriers and deliver the mail on their bikes--offering a solution that is environmentally green while getting the kids outside for some fresh air.

    36 min

  2. DEC 10

    What Good are Congressional Resolutions? . . . Ranking the Worst Killers in History

    Send us a text Adam and Jeff discuss whether they think Congress should spend its time promulgating non-binding resolutions.  A recent resolution passed by the House condemning the horrors of socialism is considered.  Adam and Jeff wonder if the Congress might have better spent the time on other things such as ending the recent 6-week government shutdown.  They also discuss whether it makes any sense for Congress to concern itself with something that is not legally binding as there is already so little time for members to devote their attention to matters of great importance such as their own re-election campaigns.  This resolution leads Adam and Jeff to consider the achievements of the greatest mass murderers in history and to wonder why people of each successive generation think socialism will solve all of their problems--despite the attendant historical wreckage.

    33 min

  3. NOV 22

    Where are the good old days really that good?

    Send us a text Cultural anthropologists and nude volleyball magazine collectors Adam and Jeff gather at the desk of the Omaha Bugle to talk about those people who yearn for the “good old days.”  As most people who yearn for the fun of subsistence living and widespread disease and death have no idea how bad things were back then, Adam and Jeff waste no time in describing some of the fun when life was “nasty, brutish and short.”  They also point out that everything in the good old days took so much time to do whether it involved collecting wood for a fire or trapping animals or even drawing water for a bath that there was no time to contemplate the lack of leisure time.

    48 min

  4. NOV 22

    Rumors of the Death of the Penny are Greatly Exaggerated

    Send us a text Noted coinage experts Adam and Jeff convene in an effort to calm down the public, which is panicking over the halt in production of the penny after 232 years. Jeff points out that there are almost 300,000,000,000 pennies floating around and that there is very little likelihood that we will run out of pennies anytime soon. Adam also notes that younger people do not use cash much at all, preferring to carry out their financial transactions with debit and credit cards.  As the end of penny production will save an estimated $56 million per year, this awe-inspiring example of financial brilliance will doubtless help the government  get its $2 trillion in deficit spending under control in the next few weeks.

    36 min

  5. NOV 19

    Is Justice Possible When the DA Hates You? Searching for Love at the Rehab Meeting. . . . No One Wants to Reach Across the Aisle

    Send us a text Adam recounts the story of a man who was released from prison after 26 years for having stolen a gold chain and a wedding ring.  The sole witness against him was a repeat offender who had various drug and alcohol issues that caused his credibility to be called into question--but apparently not enough to secure the release the accused.  Jeff talks about how District Attorneys have enormous discretion and the full power of the state so that they can secure an indictment against anyone for almost any offense.  He points out that ordinary people have no real chance because they cannot afford high priced defense attorneys; they will often cut a deal to avoid being forced into bankruptcy.  Adam wonders about corruption in the political arena, particularly when members of Congress, for example, have access to legislation that can impact the prices of stocks before this information is released to the public.  Both are concerned about the unwillingness of members of Congress to reach across the aisle--even though the aisle is barely 3 feet wide.

    34 min

  6. NOV 19

    Who Won the Shutdown? . . . Who Might Balance the Budget? . . . Jeff and Adam Plot the Shutdown of the Omaha Bugle

    Send us a text Noted government shutdown experts Adam and Jeff offer their opinions as to who won the most recent government shutdown.  Jeff points out that most shutdowns accomplish very little because they are typically instigated by the party out of power who then must bear the wrath of the public when they are unable to secure any concessions in short order.  Jeff points out that the Democrats, who won several elections a couple of weeks earlier, decided that there was nothing more to gain and had several senators not up for re-election next year vote to end the shutdown.  Adam bemoans the fact that the Congress cannot do a budget anymore and believes that the Omaha Bugle should produce a TV show called "Real Housewives of Washington D.C." which would feature both the backbiting and catfights of similar reality shows but also show the housewives working together to balance their family budgets in order to maintain their lavish lifestyles.  Finally, Adam and Jeff consider the possibility of locking the board of directors of the Omaha Bugle into a board room and creating their own shutdown in order to increase their take home pay.

    28 min

  7. NOV 15

    Is the 50 Year Mortgage A Good Idea?

    Send us a text Recent proposals that lenders be permitted to offer 50 year mortgages to help make housing more affordable to homebuyers has sparked intense debate.  Never ones to shy away from wandering into the crossfire, Adam and Jeff consider the pros and cons of having an exciting new loan product that can encumber your property for your life, your childrens' lives and, possibly, much of your grandchildrens' lives.  Jeff admits that he is concerned about the fact that the monthly payment on a $500,000 loan at 6%, for example, only drops by about $300 a month if the borrower chooses a 50 year mortgage over a 30 year mortgage.  Unfortunately, the borrower then gets to pay that reduced amount for an additional 20 years--long past the time when he or she will even be able to remember where he or she lives or anything else for that matter.  Adam thinks longer mortgages are nothing more than financial gimmicks that are offered by politicians anxious to show they are doing something without really doing anything at all to lower housing costs.  Jeff suggests lavish tents could be a possible low-cost housing substitute.  Adam and Jeff believe that the solutions are much more challenging because policymakers have to deal with the high costs of land, labor and materials as well as a regulatory environment that often discourages higher density building.

    44 min

  8. NOV 11

    A Bigger, More Beautiful White House?

    Send us a text Noted White House historians and French postcard collectors Adam and Jeff offer their thoughts on the recent demolition by the Trump Administration of the East Wing of the White House to make way for a grand ballroom.  Jeff points out that renovations are nothing new to the White House as it was first completely gutted when the British burned it down in 1814.  Other improvements followed such as the construction of the East Wing during Franklin Roosevelt's administration where First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt could be housed in an office as far away as possible from the Oval Office on the other side of the building.  Harry Truman presided over the most massive reconstruction of the White House in the late 1940s when its interior was largely rebuilt--leaving little more than the exterior walls intact.  Although Truman's renovations were criticized for being out of character with the existing architecture, no body could answer how any such character could be preserved if the White House collapsed.  Donald Trump's desire to build a 25,000 square foot ballroom to house up to 1,000 guests is the latest attempt to make the "people's house" a more pleasing experience for visiting dignitaries who might otherwise have to go fetch their plates at a tent on the front lawn or relieve themselves in one of the many convenient exterior portable toilets.  In keeping with this patriotic duty to make a bigger, more beautiful East Wing in which the offices of the First Lady and the White House Calligrapher will be relocated, Adam and Jeff have called on the Omaha Bugle to contribute funds to participate in this magnificent building project.

    30 min
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