Desert Goblin Movie Club

Desert Goblin
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Four friends review films from all decades and genres. The catch? We’ve never seen or, in some cases, heard of it and we review it minutes after watching it.

  1. 93 - Friday the 13th (2009)

    14H AGO

    93 - Friday the 13th (2009)

    In this reboot Jason stalks and murders friends partying in a family home and a young man looking for his missing sister.

    1h 48m
  2. 92 - The Keep (1983)

    MAR 2

    92 - The Keep (1983)

    When Nazi forces arrive in a mountain pass and occupy a keep in a small Romanian village, they unleash a powerful, evil entity. The Goblins also discuss their recent watches.

    1h 21m
  3. 91 - Freddy vs Jason (2003)

    FEB 16

    91 - Freddy vs Jason (2003)

    As part of the Goblins Friday the 13th tradition they watched Freddy vs Jason! They also discussed our recent watches.

    1h 53m
  4. 90 - 3 O'Clock High (1987)

    FEB 2

    90 - 3 O'Clock High (1987)

    There's a new student at school with a rough reputation. When Jerry is tasked with doing a welcome piece on the new student it creates one problem after another and hes faced with having to fight the guy after school at 3 o'clock.

    1h 21m
  5. 89 - Poolhall Junkies (2002)

    JAN 19

    89 - Poolhall Junkies (2002)

    Jonny, a former pool hustler, must return to his past lifestyle in order to raise money to pay his brother's debt and get him out of jail. The Goblins also discuss average erection length by country and vaginal cavities.

    2h 2m

  6. JAN 12

    BONUS - 25/26 Anticipated Movies

    The Goblins recap their 2025 anticipated movies and reveal their most anticipated movies for 2026!

    1h 39m
  7. 88 - Death To Metal (2019)

    JAN 5

    88 - Death To Metal (2019)

    Milton is a down-on-his-luck priest who after an emotional night of drinking and driving ends up covered in biohazard materials which turns him into a mutated priest out for vengeance against those he feel is doing wrong in this world.

    1h 36m
  8. 87 - Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    12/22/2025

    87 - Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    At a young age Billy witnesses a man dressed as Santa murder his parents. The disturbing memories trigger a string of violent murders years later.

    1h 24m
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Four friends review films from all decades and genres. The catch? We’ve never seen or, in some cases, heard of it and we review it minutes after watching it.

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  • Creator
    Desert Goblin
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    107
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Desert Goblin
  • Show Website
    Desert Goblin Movie Club