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Mike Toner and Ankarino Lara discuss breaking news and trends in all things Crypto: from Bitcoin to ETH & Altcoins, from DeFi to NFTs, and of course the burgeoning Metaverse. Subscribe today and prepare yourself for a better tomorrow!

  1. Sep 1

    E143: Have You Been Involved with GTA6 Leaks, Anthropic's AGI Drop, and the Death of Open Source?

    Michael Saylor apparently caught his sturgeon at Jackson Hole and is already back to buying — 4% of all the Bitcoin that will ever exist, timed to land right before the September 15th Clarity vote. Meanwhile John Ternus just took over Apple from Tim Cook, and the "designed in America" pitch is somehow more relevant to Grand Theft Auto than to iPhones. Because GTA6 just got leaked into oblivion — ten years of human craftsmanship rug-pulled by hackers, with an entire in-game crypto economy buried in the fallout. Which fits, because this episode's real thesis is that we're all "mini-bosses" now, running armies of AI agents to handle our LinkedIn, our finances, our Sunday-night batch jobs. Command an agent to rank you, and it will. The catch: if everyone's a mini-boss with the same army, is anyone actually winning? Then Anthropic drops its most advanced models yet — named, fittingly, after video game franchises — on the same week the hosts are asking whether Bitcoin is the only real attempt at an "open source financial system" the world has ever built. Bill Gates picks this exact moment to warn that AI could be "the greatest equalizer ever invented or the worst source of injustice," which is a big claim from the guy who helped build the divide in the first place. Show me your data stream. Show me your proof of work. That's not a CV anymore — that's the leaderboard everyone's stuck playing on, whether they signed up for it or not.

  2. Jun 30

    E140: Have You Been Involved with the Government Shutting Down AI Before It Hacks the Dollar?

    America’s 250th birthday is coming in hot—and apparently everybody brought their own version of the dollar. BlackRock is plugging a synthetic dollar into its $20 trillion Aladdin platform, Stripe and Visa are lining up stablecoins, and CBDCs are quietly waiting offstage like they never left. Real money, fake money, artificial money, synthetic money… what are your currency’s pronouns? Meanwhile, Anthropic releases its most powerful AI models, the government yanks them offline under everyone’s favorite phrase—“national security”—and suddenly OpenAI and Claude need permission slips for their customers. Sam Altman is still scanning eyeballs, bribery allegations are circling Tools for Humanity, and access to advanced AI may soon depend on whether your orb knows who you are. Toner and BTC Ankarino connect the new AI walled gardens to the old Apple-versus-Microsoft playbook, then head to Hollywood, where synthetic entertainment is already leaving the storyboard behind. China launches all-in-one AI filmmaking tools, vertical micro-dramas become derivative media products, and the next blockbuster may be tested by an algorithm before a human ever steps on set. From Worldcoin to World Cup wagers, from Roblox fidelity to GTA 6 fantasy, this episode asks the only question that matters: if you can buy a synthetic movie with synthetic dollars, is any of it still fake?

  3. Jun 2

    E139: Have You Been Involved with the Pope Regulating AI While Robots Build a Bitcoin Moon Base?

    The Pope says touch grass. The astronauts say look up. Meanwhile, humanoid robots are preparing to unzip themselves onto the lunar surface and build Moon Base Twenty-Eight before the humans arrive.This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino connect NASA, SpaceX, artificial intelligence, blockchain, and the Vatican’s surprisingly timely warning that technology is never neutral—it inherits the motives of whoever builds, funds, regulates, and controls it. If humanity becomes interplanetary, what money do we spend on the moon? Who controls the internet switch? And when the robots wave back, are we still the aliens?Back on Earth, Anthropic quietly files for a potentially historic IPO, Michael Saylor sells a sliver of Bitcoin, and Polymarket traders discover that “did it happen?” and “could you prove it before midnight?” are now two very different financial realities. Congress wants to stop military personnel from wagering with non-public information, prediction markets are speed-running the invention of insider trading, and everyone else is building the next loophole before the ink dries.From proof of humanity to proof of faith, from lunar pickleball courts to trillion-dollar AI offerings, the future is abundant, borderless, heavily leveraged—and apparently under construction.

  4. May 27

    E138: Have You Been Involved with MasterCard Going to the Moon in a Bitcoin Space Suit Made by Kubrick?

    MasterCard just picked a side. Bitcoin is moving from retail toy to institutional plumbing, and Visa isn't sleeping either. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino dig into what it actually means when legacy finance decides crypto is no longer optional — and who's quietly stacking sats while everyone else argues about regulation. Meanwhile, the Clarity Act is trying to draw lines in a sandbox that keeps shifting, AI companies are waiting to find out if the next executive order has their name on it, and stablecoins are quietly becoming the rails that power everything from creator payouts to national banks. SoFi is launching a USD-backed coin, and apparently that's just Tuesday now. Also: Stanley Kubrick allegedly had a hand in making the Apollo moon landing footage look good — which either says everything or nothing about who you trust to tell the story. The Pope showed up in the AI conversation. And if all-time highs are the new baseline, "blue moon load up in June" might be the most honest thing anyone said all episode. The trust layer is being built in real time. The question is who's laying the bricks.

  5. May 12

    E137: Have You Been Involved with GameStop Buying eBay with Pokémon Cards and Vibes?

    Meta’s back in the money business—just don’t call it Libra, and definitely don’t call it a bank. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino unpack Zuckerberg quietly rolling out USDC creator payouts in Colombia and the Philippines, Stripe handling the tax receipts, and why the creator economy may be turning into a walled-garden stablecoin casino.Meanwhile, Google Cloud and Anchorage Digital are building “agentic banking,” GameStop tries to buy eBay with what may or may not be Pokémon cards, NFTs, stock, and vibes, and ComputerShare starts tokenizing the plumbing underneath public markets. Add in the Clarity Act, Warsh stepping into the Fed chair seat, Trump heading to China with the old-money rotunda guest list, and suddenly everyone’s acting like the rules are already written.Also: Meta as the new credit bureau, Visa and Mastercard refusing to get left behind, UAP files dropping at war.gov/UFO, and Steven Spielberg apparently getting summer’s alien narrative queued up right on time. The trust layer is forming, the creator economy is closing the loop, and the influencers may be the last people to find out they’ve been disrupted.

  6. Apr 29

    E136: Have You Been Involved with Blowing a Hairdryer on the Truth Layer?

    Coinbase becomes a movie studio, Apple shows you the crew behind the commercial, and suddenly every brand is breaking the fourth wall just to prove the magic trick is real. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino follow the signal through Finding Satoshi, gray-box AI, shiny Brian Armstrong stages, and the new media playbook where trust is manufactured one behind-the-scenes shot at a time.Meanwhile, Polymarket and Kalshi keep turning reality into a casino—soldiers betting on Maduro, airport thermometers getting hair-dried in Paris, and war maps settling million-dollar outcomes before anyone can say “premature payout.” Tether freezes $344 million like a private-state sanction machine, FinCEN and the OCC start building the next alphabet-soup enforcement stack, and stablecoins begin looking less like crypto rails and more like banks with better branding.Then it all gets weirder: Michael Saylor in Vegas, sovereign wealth funds circling media assets, Clarity Act dominoes, dream-state wearables, agentic sleep labor, and the terrifying question of who owns the billion-dollar idea your brain invents while you’re unconscious. The world is becoming tokenized, surveilled, regulated, filmed, and bet on in real time.The casino is open. The truth layer has a thermostat. Better bring a battery-powered hairdryer.

  7. Apr 22

    E135: Have You Been Involved with AI Movies, GTA Wallets & Ibogaine for Robots?

    Bitcoin is everywhere now: at Cannes, in the New York Times, in the Strait of Hormuz, inside banking conferences, and possibly hiding in a gray box with Casey Affleck. This week, Toner and BTC Ankarino chase the signal through AI-generated movies about Satoshi Nakamoto, Polymarket bets on GTA 6, and the great rebrand where every company suddenly discovers it was an AI company all along. Liquid Death isn’t water, it’s entertainment. Allbirds isn’t shoes, it’s logistics AI. Hollywood didn’t use CGI, silly—it was always just AI with better craft services. Meanwhile in DC, crypto clarity keeps almost arriving. Wallets may finally escape broker-dealer doom, stablecoin rules keep inching forward, and every app starts looking like it wants a wallet bolted inside. Which brings us to GTA 6: delayed game, or stealth economic operating system waiting for stablecoins, creator shops, on-chain casinos, and full metaverse monetization? If every world has money, every game becomes a bank—and every bank better start acting like Liquid Death. Also: Michael Saylor still isn’t selling, Bitmine’s Tom Lee screams ETH to the moon while eating unrealized losses, psychedelics get fast-tracked for PTSD, AI hallucinations meet human hallucinations, Bitcoin allegedly becomes the toll road of sanctioned global trade, and Polymarket lets you bet on Jesus returning before 2027 with “credible sources” as the oracle. Show me the money. Show me the wallet. Show me the gray box.

  8. Apr 7

    E134: Have You Been Involved with Truth ETFs & Programmable Markets?

    From Tulum cenotes to faulty toilets in space, Toner and BTC Ankarino return from spring break staring directly into the next great American asset class: betting on whatever happens next. Kalshi gets sued, Polymarket heats up after March Madness, nobody knows how to file taxes on prediction-market wins, and suddenly “investing in future outcomes” sounds a lot less like gambling and a lot more like Wall Street with better UX.This week, the boys connect the dots between SEC crypto safe harbors, market-structure clarity, programmable money, AI agents, stablecoin rails, and the coming explosion of niche prediction markets—World Cup, Olympics, war, Oscars, space toilets, you name it. If the NYSE is pumping billions into Polymarket, Donald Trump Jr. is sitting on both Coke and Pepsi boards, and your AI bot can read the prospectus before your Fidelity guy can find his password… then maybe the truth is already tokenized.Also: Liberty Tax dancers in LA, Truth Social as an oracle layer, Starlink as the global betting rail, DAO-flavored IPOs, crypto in your 401(k), insurance against reality being wrong, and why the next four years might be the regulatory sandbox where everything gets weird on purpose.The market is programmable. The truth is fractional.

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Mike Toner and Ankarino Lara discuss breaking news and trends in all things Crypto: from Bitcoin to ETH & Altcoins, from DeFi to NFTs, and of course the burgeoning Metaverse. Subscribe today and prepare yourself for a better tomorrow!

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  • Creator
    Mike Toner & Ankarino Lara
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    141
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