Crunch Wears No Pants

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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.

  1. 6D AGO

    Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu

    Dear NAW,  Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuveDebí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pudeEy, ojalá que los míos nunca se mudenY si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayuden We love you,  CWNP

    51 min

  2. FEB 6

    Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)

    Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.

    52 min

  3. JAN 30

    Minnesota Gianniswolves

    Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

    1h 6m

  4. JAN 22

    MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!

    MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft.

    1h 12m

  5. JAN 14

    We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore

    The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

    1h 1m

  6. JAN 7

    Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer, Rudy's 5th DPOTY, Brief My Neighbor Totoro Tangent

    - CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY? - WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS - CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER? - TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

    1h 24m

  7. JAN 2

    The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?

    Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them).

    1h 21m
  8. A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the Wolves Roster

    12/25/2025

    A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the Wolves Roster

    Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.

    26 min
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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.

Information

  • Creator
    Pulltab Sports
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    125
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Pulltab Sports
  • Show Website
    Crunch Wears No Pants

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