Crunch Wears No Pants

Crunch Wears No Pants
  • 4.9 (51)
  • Basketball
  • Updated Weekly

Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.

  1. 1d ago

    2026-27 Timberwolves Over/Unders with Dane Moore

    Dane Moore joins as our guest for this season's over/unders. Dane also uncovers a bit of a conspiracy where Brandon may be tipping the scales in his favor. Rudy Gobert WILL hit a three this season

  2. Oct 9

    Pre-Season Reactions and Seeing the Vision of the 2026-27 Wolves

    It's been four thousand years. Welcome back, Panty Nation

  3. Aug 28

    Kuminga Reactions + NEW JERSEY RELEASE INFO

    THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE NEW JERSEYS ON SALE ON 9/1! THEY ALSO WILL EMPLOY JONATHON KUMINGA! WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT

  4. Aug 26

    New Ownership, The Marks/Marcs Draft, Olivia Miles MVP

    This is simply one of the crunch wears no pants episodes of all time

  5. Aug 14

    LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman

    reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one

  6. Jul 8

    LeEpisode

    this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves

  7. Jun 26

    LAMELOOOOOO

    LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF

  8. Jun 5

    Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft

    This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.

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Crunch Wears No Pants is a Minnesota Timberwolves and Lynx podcast hosted by three guys named Brandon, Nate, and Jordan. We talk about the vibes of the team, what happened, what mattered, what probably doesn't, and whatever tangent occurs along the way. It's the Timberwolves podcast you like if you're looking for people who don't take hosting a podcast very seriously, but take Timberwolves basketball very seriously. Maybe too seriously.

Information

  • Creator
    Crunch Wears No Pants
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    153
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 tornadojally dj and audio services
  • Show Website
    Crunch Wears No Pants

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