Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 3h ago

    Ep. 249 "See Myself Inside You"

    This week on Can’t Get Any Worse, Jimmy discovers that his name apparently determines his sexuality, Parker comes home from school with a racism scandal that turns out to be about a baby doll, and Jimmy witnesses something at a school sports carnival that no parent should ever have to see. There’s also a terrifying late-night encounter with Nikita, Jimmy finally discovers Apple CarPlay like it’s been invented specifically for him, Westy learns exactly how to push Dad’s buttons, and Jimmy considers whether he should voluntarily embark on a three-year foreskin restoration experiment for the sake of the podcast. Comedy was particularly brutal this week, with disastrous nights at the Gold Coast Tavern, Morrison and Spice Bar, before Jimmy rounds out the week talking Last House, Tires Season 3, the Idaho murders documentary and UFC 330, including Islam Makhachev extending his historic win streak. And yes… there is somehow a segment about a creepy Teletubby offering a hot dog. Subscribe, leave a review and send this episode to someone who needs to hear about Jimmy’s potential new foreskin. #CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #AussieComedy #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #Tires #UFC330 #UFC #ShaneGillis #AppleCarPlay #Netflix #ComedyClips Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 249 "See Myself Inside You"

  2. 5d ago

    Ep. 248 "UFC 330 Breakdown"

    This week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 330 card, from the early prelims right through to the main event, with every fight, every pick, the Aussie odds and a few juicy underdogs that could absolutely ruin your multi. Islam Makhachev looks to keep his insane winning streak alive against Ian Machado Garry, Mackenzie Dern puts her strawweight title on the line against Gillian Robertson, and we’ve got plenty of violence underneath them, including Edson Barboza, Jalin Turner, Joel Alvarez and Mansur Abdul-Malik. Outside the Octagon, I’m getting into all the latest UFC chaos, Conor McGregor’s comeback already being planned after his 69-second return, Max Holloway wanting another crack at Justin Gaethje, Gaethje potentially being lined up for Islam in his “final fight”, Ilia Topuria’s next move, Quillan Salkilld absolutely destroying Mateusz Gamrot, and Zuckerberg somehow sparring Merab on a f*****g lake. Plus, the return of the Can’t Bet Any Worse multi. Got a story, question or hot take? DM me on Instagram or hit cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com Jimmy Missen – Instagram Facebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Instagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcast YouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast TikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast #Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC330 #IslamMakhachev #IanMachadoGarry #MackenzieDern #EdsonBarboza #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway #JustinGaethje #IliaTopuria #QuillanSalkilld #MMA #UFCBreakdown #MMAPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 248 "UFC 330 Breakdown"

  3. Aug 10

    Ep. 247 "Gloryhole, Here I Come"

    This week on Can’t Get Any Worse, things somehow manage to get worse… again. I’m back at the hospital with a prolapsed arsehole, spiralling about my career, questioning whether I need to escape cabinet making, losing comedy gigs, and discovering that TRT has apparently decided I need to grow enough back hair to qualify as wildlife. We’ve also got a 1cm splinter underneath my fingernail, Parker confusing the word LOOK for 100K, Westy accidentally convincing his basketball teammates that a cat attacked his face, and Parker discovering golf, before immediately abandoning it for hockey. Plus: a full recap of a massive week in comedy including Newmarket, Brisbane Comedy Cellar and the opening night of the new Comedy Warehouse. Then we get into Rodney Rude, Damien Power’s new special, Ballers, and the absolute chaos currently surrounding the WNBA. And, of course, plenty of Turns Out It Can Get Worse clips because apparently the internet is determined to keep making my job easier. Listen now, and remember: it can always get worse. #CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #StandUpComedy #PodcastAustralia #AussieComedy #ComedyWarehouse #DamienPower #WNBA #RodneyRude #Ballers #Comedy #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 247 "Gloryhole, Here I Come"

  4. Aug 3

    Ep. 246 "Cum Pits"

    The comedy rollercoaster continues this week... one minute I'm bombing so hard I'm discussing a bloke's Toyota Corolla instead of telling jokes, the next I'm absolutely ripping the roof off Good Chat and remembering why I put myself through this punishment. The ATO nearly gave me a heart attack, Westy has officially discovered gambling thanks to scratchies, and both of my boys somehow managed to break my heart by refusing to even step onto a jiu-jitsu mat. Plus, I drink a bartender's hand juice, witness the creepiest ASMR video ever made, review Netflix's A Toxic Love Story, wrap up I Will Find You, and chat about Jesse James Parr's insane 33-second MMA debut. As always, we've got a fresh batch of Turns Out It Can Get Worse internet legends to remind you that no matter how bad your week was... somebody out there is whispering "good boy" into a camera. #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #BrisbaneComedy #FunnyPodcast #Comedy #DadLife #Parenting #UFC #MMA #Netflix #JiuJitsu #Gambling #Knucklebet #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #AustralianPodcast #ComedyClips Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 246 "Cum Pits"

  5. Jul 27

    Ep. 245 "Black Caulk or White Caulk?"

    This week Parker proves once again that he's either an absolute genius or he's going to end up running a Fortune 500 company... because he's already figured out how to game the school system. I also thought I was about to be murdered at 4am, only to discover I was being stalked by a basketball, Westy receives the greatest compliment a basketball dad can hear, and Parker has officially decided he wants to start jiu-jitsu... so Queensland's six-year-olds have been put on notice. Elsewhere, a six-leg UFC multi finally pays for my long-overdue car service, I admit that one of the "gay-looking" exercises at the gym completely fixed my knee. Plus we've got another batch of the internet's weirdest humans in Turns Out It Can Get Worse, including Skye Bagina's new hit single, aggressive screen licking, black caulk debates, and another listener submission from... unfortunately... my wife. Enjoy! #CantGetAnyWorse #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #Comedy #Funny #Parenting #DadLife #Storytime #UFC #Netflix #JiuJitsu #Basketball #HealthyHarold #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #ComedyClips #AussieHumour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 245 "Black Caulk or White Caulk?"

  6. Jul 20

    Ep. 244 "Itchy Hole"

    This week we also dive into the biggest lies we were told as kids (seriously... where are all these people offering free drugs?), why I spent an afternoon mentally preparing to fight a crackhead at the park, and how buying NBA 2K has almost dragged me back into a full-blown PlayStation addiction. In comedy, Shane Gillis makes history by selling out a stadium, the Tom Segura & Christina P divorce rumours have broken the internet, and I somehow ended up getting a professional clapping lesson. Plus, an IBC recap, Netflix recommendations, and another collection of the weirdest people the internet has to offer in Turns Out It Can Get Worse. #CantGetAnyWorse #JimmyMissen #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #AustralianComedy #FunnyPodcast #Comedy #Podcast #ShaneGillis #Netflix #HealthyHarold #IBC #PS5 #NBA2K #Parenting #DarkHumour #AussieComedy #ComedyClips #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #Humour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 244 "Itchy Hole"

  7. Jul 13

    Ep. 243 "Can You Buy Animal D*cks?"

    This week Parker is back with another all time brain buster with him wanting to buy an animal penis. I also tell the boys about the completely normal 90s parenting techniques that involved wooden spoons, belts and soap in your mouth, our neighbour accidentally hijacks our Bluetooth speaker, I survive what felt like a real-life Final Destination moment behind a ute towing a swimming pool, celebrate our very first sale for Westpark Collectables, and nearly get taken out by the most aggressive possum Brisbane has ever produced. Plus I hit a couple more comedy rooms, finally watched Obsession, talk Louis CK's latest special, preview another huge IBC card, and break down everything from UFC 329, including Robert Whittaker's performance, Paddy Pimblett's huge win, and why Conor McGregor's latest comeback has me worried. As always, we finish with another collection of the internet's weirdest humans in Turns Out It Can Get Worse. #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #AustralianPodcast #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Brisbane #UFC #UFCAustralia #ConorMcGregor #RobertWhittaker #PaddyPimblett #LouisCK #TradingCards #EBay #Parenting #DadLife #Storytime #TurnsOutItCanGetWorse #CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 243 "Can You Buy Animal D*cks?"

  8. Jul 8

    Ep. 242 "UFC 329 Breakdown"

    This week I’m breaking down the entire UFC 329 card from the early prelims right through to the main event. Conor McGregor is back against Max Holloway, Paddy Pimblett takes on Benoît Saint Denis, Robert Whittaker makes the move to light heavyweight, and we run through every fight with the odds, predictions, underdogs, and the latest "Can’t Bet Any Worse" multi. I’m also ripping into all the biggest stories in MMA this week, including the the White House card, Ilia Topuria breaking his silence after his loss to Justin Gaethje, the latest Conor headlines, new blockbuster fights being announced, and all the juicy UFC gossip making the rounds. Got a story, question or hot take? DM me on Instagram or send it through to cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com Jimmy Missen – Instagram Facebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Instagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcast YouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast TikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast #Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway #PaddyPimblett #RobertWhittaker #IliaTopuria #JustinGaethje #MMA #UFCBreakdown #MMAPodcast #SportsBet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ep. 242 "UFC 329 Breakdown"
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Welcome to the Can’t Get Any Worse podcast, hosted by Brisbane comedian, Jimmy Missen, talking shit and making life’s chaos a little funnier. Most weeks, it’s solo we kick it solo talking about my dick, depression and dumb thoughts, and whatever nonsense life throws my way. Sometimes, I bring on a guest for a yarn. And if there’s a UFC pay-per-view, you bet I’m breaking it down (poorly). No deep insights, no life lessons, just laughs. Tune in and let’s make your week slightly worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Can't Get Any Worse Podcast
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    250
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023 Can't Get Any Worse Podcast
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