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is your showerhead making you gay? can the economy save sluts? can sluts save the economy?? and, local man claims new evidence of elusive "cissexual". this and more... tonight... on Baitline.

  1. 04/27/2024

    Nymphsons Did It!

    Nymphsons did it! Nymphsons did it! *** it appears we've become a show of pitches. remember when we said we'd be back back back (again)? well not quite. see, zak was supposed to bring new pitches to the sharks (xander) fer episodes this season [yes yes fine we'll call this season 3. goddammit. really f****n lucy from peanuts'ing ourselves here]. and then we'd try out a scene 'r two. but instead he took xander's bigole t-infected nose and shoved it in the rss feed of megahit trans podcast... The Simpsons. i mean, The Read. f**k. wait, no. i mean Sloppy Seconds. nonono wait hold up i mean uh, A Field Guide to Gay Animals. shit. what was it? Contrapoints? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

  2. 04/08/2024

    Yu-Gi-No!

    with special guest... Deven! *** lost between ideas and seasons, Xander pitches tHe BoYs an audio drama we will toooootally make. and you might be like "woah is time a flat circle?" because boy-howdy do we keep repeating entire sections of the conversation like blabbermouth goldfish. anyways, it's time to P-P-P-P--PPPP-POO(uel) 🥴 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

  3. 03/17/2024

    The Fart Trilogy: Go PP in the Gouthouse

    Steve... upstairs... there's a body-ody-ody *** zak and xan finish up they/them/their lil chat trilogy / bridge of seasons / un-deadening of the feed with sum piping hott ttea on a baton rouge slumlord who is unfortunately no longer with us, or his wife, but he's probably still kickin around... somewhere idk. this is the story of Gouthouse.  returning to totally not canned programming soon ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

  4. 02/04/2024

    The Fart Trilogy: The News

    we havent been gone idk wht yer tlkng abt, dg. *** totally normal . bringing you up-to-the-minute ho t fresh ready news JOURNALISM and held beliefs of ppl on tape. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

  5. 11/04/2023

    The Fart Trilogy: Stink Noise

    zak doesnt like farts *** this convo is from right after Beau is Afraid left theatres. we came up with Heaux is Afraid right after this lil ep recording ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

  6. 10/25/2023

    Heaux is Afraid

    you been havin real bad dreams. uh oh. *** long. pointless. could be cut by 1/3. full of mismatched cameos and 4ucked up b******t. just brilliant. but that's the story of beau. this is the story of a heaux. fuelled by post surgical meds and momhate, we bring you our freighter-paced opus, Heaux is Afraid. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

    Heaux is Afraid

  7. 10/19/2023

    I Try to Talk to You Like a Sister

    oop. time ta go. *** zak and xan sit down fer a short chat as they feverishly edit other episodes and "hold down" jobs. hmmmm what's here? uh... Tall Girl 2020 // Hassidic Drag Race // Zak Gets The Staircase'd // "truss rods" // Tall Girl 4 Prison! // It's Giving Tree  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

    I Try to Talk to You Like a Sister

  8. 10/11/2023

    The Ones Who Walk Away From Ogaylas

    not all who cum... stay. sum walk away. *** ok so aparently ppl say "OH-muh-LASS" not "oh-MAY-luss" so this joke barely works. blame my f****n elementary school teachers. also xander had a*****e surgery so this is a STANDING POD. she can't do a whole lot but boy can she still bang that f****n soundbored. hopefully there are no ~unforseen side effects~ of the nip or the tuck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ @baitlinepod on the internet!

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is your showerhead making you gay? can the economy save sluts? can sluts save the economy?? and, local man claims new evidence of elusive "cissexual". this and more... tonight... on Baitline.

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  • Creator
    baitline
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2022
  • Show Website
    BAITLINE