10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Sister Act (1992)

    JAMSuary is here! That means we're watching movies with music being an element of the movie. This movie.... The Whoopster (as Justin refers to her when he's taking a late night bubble bath) leads this ridiculous movie. It's like Pitch Perfect and God had a litter of nuns and then one of the nuns didn't know she was a nun growing up and became a lounge singer (straying from God) and witnesses a murder and then finds her way back to God by singing oldies and replacing the word "baby" with God. Nailed it.

    1h 25m
  2. Hot Frosty (2024)

    12/26/2024

    Hot Frosty (2024)

    I know what you're thinking... Another movie about going to a Wendy's in Miami on Fourth of July. You could not be more wrong. Its about a chiseled snow sculpture that comes to life because of a hand-me-down scarf that still has "magic" on it from previous use... He comes to life and is aware of his birth from snow to man and can communicate amazingly through God's Language.. American English. Don't expect much.

    1h 40m
  3. Jack Frost 1997

    12/19/2024

    Jack Frost 1997

    I guess we're doing Snowman movies.... Another Jack Frost. Its different than the last one. Felt like a teenager wrote it, a 9 year old filmed it, and weirdo directed. Let's be honest, we watched this so no one else has to.. Terrible film, but some lovable moments. Like when a psycho killer is fuzed with snow to form the ultimate killing machine in a sleepy town. I got nothing for this.. just listen

    1h 44m
  4. Jack Frost (1998)

    12/12/2024

    Jack Frost (1998)

    Jack Frost... This movie cost $85 million. Michael Keaton plays a 40 something trying to break in to the music industry with The Jack Frost Band playing the same music that hasn't gotten him anywhere in 20 years. Then finally several people enjoy it ,and the record company wants him to sign! Hold on! He has to play at the record execs house on Christmas Day in a battle of the bands and then he dies. He comes back as a snowman and nothing really happens. $85 million. Sadly, it lost $50 million. Those are real numbers. Movies are b******t! Merry Christmas Jesus. Sorry your movies suck...

    2h 7m
  5. Santa's Slay (2005)

    12/05/2024

    Santa's Slay (2005)

    December is here, and its a time when we celebrate Jesus's birthday by watching movies that have a slight connection to it starting with "Santa's Slay". Justin's favorite Christmas movie. It stars Goldberg (it's not ironic - Jesus was Jewish). I don't know if Goldberg, the wrestler, is jewish. Honestly, this is the first time I've even thought about it. A big bulky Jewish wrestler that play Division 1 football? Idk... Anyways this movie is Santa as Satan that lost a 1000 year old bet.. but 1000 years is up. Enjoy!

    1h 28m
  6. The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

    11/28/2024

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

    Hey, all you Goofy Goobers out there! I've got one word for you... Hey! Now that I've got you, I have more words. This buddy comedy tells the tale of two buddy comedians with interaction, misadventures, and camaraderie between the two main characters who often had opposite personalities, background, and circumstances. The comedic dynamic arises from their contrasting traits, resulting in humorous situations leading to personal growth. Join us as we shit on a kid's cartoon movie.

    1h 48m
  7. Good Burger (1997)

    11/21/2024

    Good Burger (1997)

    Good Burger. Soooooooo... Justin's favorite was Dan Schneider. End of description.

    1h 27m
  8. Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

    11/15/2024

    Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

    Nickelodeon November continues with a Jim Carrey vehicle... Post 9/11 Jim Carrey sucks. There. Now its out there. Seriously, go look at his catalog. Its real. Justin will talk about the greatness of Eternal Sunshine, but its not great or good or thought-provoking or any other hyperbolic superlatives... Its so-so at best. So the real questions we should be asking ourselves is.. What role did Jim Carrey play in 9/11? Was the weight of his conscience manifesting in his films? Does he have a secret sexual relationship with Justin? We have to be brave enough to confront the truth and ask questions. Anyway This movie sucks. Enjoy.

    1h 29m
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We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

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    2022 - 2025
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