Up The Aft

Georgie Porgie & Titty Kaka
  • 4.3 (6)
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Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea! In this nautical podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living out of a suitcase and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! Camp, chaotic and very unfiltered. Pull up a deckchair, and grab a cocktail. Got a problem for us? Send us a message in a bottle: DM @uptheaft on Instagram or leave us a voicemail.

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  1. 3d ago

    GRIEVING & RECEIVING

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Happy Halloween, darlings! It's our ooky, spooky, scary, glamorous Halloween episode. Titty is sipping goji-berry matcha in Bali, Georgie is back in Miami for another ship, and we still can't introduce each other without it sounding like a kids' book. In What Are You Wearing, Titty has gone for the most terrifying costume she could think of: Miss Georgie Porgie. A grown-out ginger beard, a tatty hard-front wig and a sweaty leopard catsuit screaming at the seams, in stripper platforms three sizes too small. Georgie fires back by going as the scariest day in history: Titty's birthday, 1981. Georgie runs through this year's most predicted Halloween costumes, explains why coffee beans glued to your face look like something else entirely, and hosts a very educational game of spooky bedroom role play (mummification, incubus fantasies and the occult), where Titty gets every single answer horribly wrong. Then Titty has discovered Priority Pass and become an airport lounge princess. In Message in a Bottle, Gary from Grimthorpe's boyfriend only gets in the mood at funerals. Fourteen funerals later, Gary is stuck between a corpse and a hard place. Should he keep it up? THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MANTRA MATCHA Super premium ceremonial matcha and six superfood-infused flavours. Get 15% off any product with code UPTHEAFT at https://promocode.to/mantra-matcha-blends-with-benefits/uptheaft-be7 Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us: Up The Aft: @uptheaft Titty Kaka: @titty_kaka Georgie Porgie: @babesitsgeorgieporgie Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@uptheaft Support the show: https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Until next time, stay salty (and spooky)!

    GRIEVING & RECEIVING

  2. Oct 22

    FURRY S*****G

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Titty's waking up at 10am in New York sounding like Barry White, Georgie's cracking open a full-fat Coke, and we're already arguing about who got the bigger round of applause last week. (It was the live studio audience. Obviously.) Georgie's checked in with a passport stamp from Tenerife and is about to do eight sea days on a crossing, as a cross-dresser. In What Are You Wearing she's made a sari out of the cabin curtains and the duvet cover, so she can cocoon herself for a nap at any time, and Titty's in a floor-length gown of bodega sandwich foils, pressed by the bodega cat himself, with a neon balaclava and toenails grown into the shape of a LaDuca boot. In Excess Baggage, Titty makes her aerial straps debut as a rhinestoned can of Baja Blast, Georgie tells us about the iron fanny, the hula hoop and the furry s*****g, and the crew group chat delivers the stinkiest poo ever. Plus: why men in Halloween costumes give Georgie the ick, the renaissance of the wired headphone, and Titty's run-in with Donna at the Apple Store. In Message in a Bottle, Brandy from Battersea can't stop falling for men who look like they've just been released from prison. Does she kick the habit, or keep taking the 781 bus up to visiting hours? THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MANTRA MATCHA Super premium ceremonial matcha and six superfood-infused flavours. Get 15% off any product with code UPTHEAFT at https://promocode.to/mantra-matcha-blends-with-benefits/uptheaft-be7 Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us: Up The Aft: @uptheaft Titty Kaka: @titty_kaka Georgie Porgie: @babesitsgeorgieporgie Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@uptheaft Support the show (Diane from Kentucky did, be more like Diane): https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Until next time, stay salty!

    FURRY S*****G

  3. Oct 16

    FOR BETTER OR FOR WURST

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Second week back and we've already forgotten how to start a podcast. Titty is hot and bothered in Brooklyn, Georgie is nine hours ahead in Berlin, and somehow we've both had an email from Maria in The Sound of Music. In Excess Baggage, Titty learns the hard way not to drink the water in Guatemala, Georgie reveals she's the only person alive to GAIN weight on Mounjaro, and a honeymoon in Bali goes very wrong in a glass bathroom. Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us on Instagram: @uptheaft @titty_kaka @babesitsgeorgieporgie Support the show (and buy us name badges): https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Leave us a five-star review… or a one-star one, and we'll read it out on the show.

    FOR BETTER OR FOR WURST

  4. Oct 9

    WRONG DOOR, RIGHT HOLE

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... WE'RE BACK, BABES! After a two-year hiatus (and a mysterious $1.24 PayPal payment), Titty Kaka and Miss Georgie Porgie are rebooting Up The Aft, and the wheels are well and truly greased. Georgie's recovering from a Wendy's-chilli-induced coma, Titty is house-sitting (and p***y-sitting) in New York, and nobody can agree on what a dandelion is. We say hello to our brand-new segment, Passport Control, and find out how Titty ended up legally classified as a woman by the Bahamas. Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us on Instagram: @uptheaft @titty_kaka @babesitsgeorgieporgie Support the show (and buy us name badges): https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Leave us a five-star review… or a one-star one, and we'll read it out on the show.

    WRONG DOOR, RIGHT HOLE

  5. 03/15/2024

    TUNA GATE

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Miss Georgie is back in the UK so these two salty showgirls couldn't be further apart. There's a new artisan cafe open on the Isle of Wight and Georgie is obsessed. Titty can't stand tuna on a Jacket Potato... what would be your topping Diane?

    TUNA GATE

  6. 03/02/2024

    WILLY MCDUFF

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... An event over the weekend in Glasgow has swept the globe and the girls simply HAD to come back out the woodwork to talk about it! Miss Georgie brings some erotic updates from National Geographic and Titty gives her best advice about getting out of a sticky situation!

    WILLY MCDUFF

  7. 11/11/2023

    THE FIRST ANNUAL UP THE AFTIES

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... The girls are bouncing around the globe but pull together for the one year anniversary special of the podcast sweeping the seven seas. Miss Georgie talks about her time in Gran Canaria and Miss Titty reveals her upcoming travel plans over the holidays!

    THE FIRST ANNUAL UP THE AFTIES

  8. 11/06/2023

    COOL PREFERENCE NO TALKING

    Are you looking for advice? Do you have a saucy story from travelling the globe? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... HAPPY HALLOWEEN GHOULISH GIRLIES... It's Halloween in the studio and the girls talk through some of the best, and worst treats to hand out at the door. They talk about walking through fabric shops and Miss Georgie surprises Titty with a last minute trick or trivia...

    COOL PREFERENCE NO TALKING
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About

Join Georgie Porgie and Titty Kaka as they spill the hot tea on the high sea! In this nautical podcast, dive in with these two salty showgirls as they kick off their heels and let it all hang out. Follow their journey navigating life living out of a suitcase and listen to what they get up-to in port and below deck! Camp, chaotic and very unfiltered. Pull up a deckchair, and grab a cocktail. Got a problem for us? Send us a message in a bottle: DM @uptheaft on Instagram or leave us a voicemail.

Information

  • Creator
    Georgie Porgie & Titty Kaka
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    45
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Plug & Play Productions 2026
  • Show Website
    Up The Aft
  • Provider
    Plug and Play Productions Ltd.

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