Closed Comments

Nick and Sam
  • 5.0 (1)
  • Comedy
  • Semiweekly

Closed Comments is a no-stakes game show where friends Nick and Sam try to guess what various out-of-context comments are commenting on. Send us links to comment suggestions at closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com Cover art by jimmyjohnyd

  1. 01/21/2024

    Night at the Cryptid Museum

    We try to guess comments pertaining to cryptids. Alternate titles for this episode were The Ohio Files, Metal Orcas, Boujee Aliens, The Clown Prince of the Swamp and Good ol’ Trolls.

    Night at the Cryptid Museum

  2. 10/16/2023

    Swiss Army Animals

    Today we look at comments pertaining to animals. Topics include whether you should kiss your pet hedgehog (no), if Dodos were tasty, and which animal can eat with both sides of its body. Nick has a New York Times subscription and Sam has Reddit.

    Swiss Army Animals

  3. 07/03/2023

    The Endangered Species Restaurant

    In our first zoological episode, we read comments about animals. Topics and tangents include: whether Joe Exotic would make a good pet, Elder Scrolls, Russians versus Floridians versus Hippos, cryptids, and prehensile penises.

    The Endangered Species Restaurant

  4. 04/19/2023

    Chupacabra Vitality Supplements

    We sift through comments on movie trailers. Topics covered include a protracted discussion of You, Me and Dupree, Idiocracy coming true, Renfield, Ren Faires, and semi-forgotten Best Picture winners.

    Chupacabra Vitality Supplements

  5. 03/14/2023

    Mystical Hitmen

    We're back doing movies. In this episode, we look at comments on new and old movie trailers. Topics include: unauthorized biopics, Gerard Butler, Tetris intrigue, and mid-2000s era comedies. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

    Mystical Hitmen

  6. 02/22/2023

    The Talented Mr. Lee

    We read comments about well-known people. Topics and tangents include why people hate poetry, guillotine etiquette, and Rasputin. Shoot us an email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

    The Talented Mr. Lee

  7. 02/14/2023

    Chad Joan of Arc

    We read comment threads about people living and dead. (Mostly dead). Tangents include wrestling jargon, teenage AI, and the movie 300. Email: closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

    Chad Joan of Arc

  8. 02/08/2023

    Dream Sailors and Cadaver Curators

    In our second work-related episode, we try to make sense of comments about people's careers. Topics discussed include gamer mayors, renaissance faires, familiarity with death, lifeguard traps, elite priests, and The Good Nurse. Email interesting comments to closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com

    Dream Sailors and Cadaver Curators
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About

Closed Comments is a no-stakes game show where friends Nick and Sam try to guess what various out-of-context comments are commenting on. Send us links to comment suggestions at closedcommentspodcast@gmail.com Cover art by jimmyjohnyd

Information

  • Creator
    Nick and Sam
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Closed Comments 2022
  • Show Website
    Closed Comments