Five Aside

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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

  1. 1d ago

    CARRICK ON THIN ICE! 🥶 Alonso OUT Next?! Arsenal vs Liverpool Gets HEATED!

    🚨 THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK, AND SOMEBODY'S JOB MIGHT BE ON THE LINE! 😂🔥 After a disastrous Carabao Cup week, Dalu, AK and Ini are back with their predictions for a massive Premier League weekend! 🔴 Chelsea vs Manchester United: Carrick is under pressure, Alonso is running out of excuses, and Chelsea fans are already preparing the #AlonsoOut campaign! Who survives this Halloween showdown? ⚔️ Liverpool vs Arsenal: Arsenal's attacking injury crisis couldn't have come at a worse time. Can Arteta find another ugly win, or will Liverpool expose the Gunners? Plus, the boys get into a heated debate over Alexander Isak's form! 🔵 Manchester City vs Brighton: Could Brighton hand City another defeat? The predictions might surprise you! Three massive fixtures. Two managers under serious pressure. One weekend of pure Premier League chaos. 👇 DROP YOUR SCORE PREDICTIONS IN THE COMMENTS! 👕 Check out our Five Aside merch! 📲 Follow us: Instagram: @theFive_aside TikTok: @five.aside YouTube: @FiveAsidePod ⚽ FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #FiveAside #PremierLeague #Arsenal #Liverpool #ManchesterUnited #Chelsea #ManchesterCity #FootballPodcast Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Intro — Carabao Cup misery & EPL weekend preview 00:47 Carrick's job on the line? Man United's leadership questioned 02:02 Chelsea vs Man United — Alonso vs Carrick 04:50 Chelsea fans fear another disaster 06:00 Will Alonso face an OUT campaign? 08:51 Both managers desperate for a win 09:18 Can United exploit Chelsea on the counter? 10:19 Chelsea vs United — Final predictions 10:52 Man City vs Brighton — Another City defeat? 13:46 Liverpool vs Arsenal — The big showdown 16:05 Arsenal's injury crisis and Liverpool's opportunity 18:32 Arteta's tactical dilemma 20:29 Arsenal's attacking depth questioned 21:38 Is Alexander Isak actually in form? 24:34 Arsenal vs Liverpool — Final prediction 25:22 Final thoughts — Who gets sacked first? 26:02 Outro, social media & Five Aside merch

    CARRICK ON THIN ICE! 🥶 Alonso OUT Next?! Arsenal vs Liverpool Gets HEATED!

  2. 2d ago

    CHELSEA IN CRISIS! 😭 Alonso Under FIRE, Arsenal Drama & Ballon d’Or ROBBERY! 🏆 | Five Aside

    Three losers in the building and Dalu is NOT letting anybody breathe! 😂🔥 Chelsea fans are losing patience with Alonso after another disappointing performance against Liverpool. AK and the boys clash over Fofana, Chelsea's tactics, and why Estêvão isn't getting enough minutes. Is Alonso already running out of excuses? Meanwhile, Arsenal's cup drama sparks another heated debate before the conversation turns to the Ballon d'Or. Did David Raya and Luis Enrique get robbed? Did Harry Kane deserve his award? And are the voting criteria even consistent? Then comes the big one: the Five Aside Community Awards! 🏆 Our community voted, and we're revealing their picks for the best players, managers, and football moments. Expect heated arguments, shameless football banter, and plenty of laughs. ⚽ Subscribe to Five Aside — For the Culture. 📲 Instagram: @theFive_aside 🎵 TikTok: @five.aside ▶️ YouTube: @FiveAsidePod #FiveAside #ChelseaFC #Arsenal #BallonDor #FootballPodcast Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Three Losers in the Building! 😂 01:30 Chelsea vs Liverpool: The Fofana Debate Gets HEATED 07:35 Was Alonso Even Trying to Win? 09:30 Why Isn't Estêvão Playing More? 11:05 Chelsea Fans Are Losing Faith in Alonso 15:55 Estêvão vs Nwaneri: Do Young Players Deserve More Minutes? 23:30 Arsenal's Cup Drama and Penalty Shootout 29:00 Manchester City and the Cup Results 33:00 League Cup Upsets and Football Banter 39:00 Refereeing Controversies and VAR 45:30 Ballon d'Or Debate Begins 48:00 Harry Kane, Mbappé and the Award Arguments 53:28 Harry Kane: A Role Model for Young Footballers 55:55 Are the Ballon d'Or Criteria Inconsistent? 59:30 Did David Raya and Luis Enrique Get Robbed? 1:00:30 Barcelona's Awards Dominance 1:05:30 Thierry Henry, CBS Banter and the Socrates Award 1:07:55 The Five Aside Community Awards Begin! 🏆 1:10:40 Coach of the Year: The Community Has Spoken 1:11:00 Football Moment of the Year 1:13:30 Arsenal's Title and an Emotional Fan Story 1:18:00 More Five Aside Award Reveals 1:23:00 Building the Five Aside Best XI 1:29:00 Final Award Picks and Debates 1:32:25 FPL and Closing Banter

    CHELSEA IN CRISIS! 😭 Alonso Under FIRE, Arsenal Drama & Ballon d’Or ROBBERY! 🏆 | Five Aside

  3. 5d ago

    AK & DALU EPL TAKES : MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick OUT?! Bruno EXPOSED & Chelsea HUMILIATED!

    Man United are in absolute SHAMBLES! 😭🔥 AK and Dalu are back with another explosive Premier League weekend review, and nobody is safe! Manchester United's nightmare continues after Bournemouth's 3–0 demolition. Has Carrick lost the dressing room? Is Bruno Fernandes really captain material? And how much longer can United keep this going? Meanwhile, Chelsea get humbled by Tottenham, AK has serious questions for Alonso, Arsenal keep winning, and Liverpool show Brighton just how dangerous they can be. From heated arguments over João Pedro and Isak to hilarious fan interactions at Brewhouse, this episode has everything! ⚽ In this episode: Man United's crisis, Chelsea vs Tottenham, Arsenal's title ambitions, Aston Villa vs Man City, Liverpool vs Brighton, and plenty of football banter. Who had the WORST weekend: Man United or Chelsea? 👀 Drop your thoughts below! Subscribe to Five Aside for unfiltered football debates, fan reactions, and Premier League coverage. Follow us: Instagram @theFive_aside | TikTok @five.aside Visit: https://fiveasideent.com Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Explosive intro: Bruno, Carrick & Chelsea 01:18 AK & Dalu kick off the EPL review 02:33 Aston Villa vs Man City: Jackson shines 07:48 Chelsea vs Tottenham: London derby disaster 09:35 João Pedro vs Isak: Who's better? 13:43 AK calls out Alonso's tactical mistakes 18:51 Liverpool vs Brighton & hilarious fan banter 22:09 Gakpo, Brighton & Liverpool's attacking threat 29:15 Arsenal vs Everton: The Gunners keep winning 30:30 Does Arsenal need January reinforcements? 32:00 Arsenal's winning mentality 42:00 Carrick's future at Manchester United 43:48 Final thoughts, upcoming content & Five Aside merch

    AK & DALU EPL TAKES : MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick OUT?! Bruno EXPOSED & Chelsea HUMILIATED!

  4. 5d ago

    MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick Is a PE Teacher?! | Brighton Fan Predicts TOP 5!

    Manchester United fans have officially HAD ENOUGH! 😭🔥 Five Aside hits the streets for some unfiltered Premier League fan reactions, and things get HEATED! A furious Manchester United supporter goes off on Michael Carrick, Bruno Fernandes, the club's ownership, and the never-ending cycle of disappointment at Old Trafford. He even calls Carrick a PE teacher and questions why United fans still spend money on jerseys! 💀 Meanwhile, a Dutch football fan breaks down Liverpool's 2–0 victory over Brighton, praises Cody Gakpo and Bart Verbruggen, and makes a bold prediction: Brighton will finish in the TOP FIVE! From Liverpool's improving chemistry to Manchester United's never-ending crisis, this episode has everything: passion, frustration, predictions, and proper football banter. Drop your thoughts below: Is Carrick the right man for United? And can Brighton actually finish in the Champions League places? Subscribe to Five Aside for football debates, fan interviews, and unfiltered reactions. Timestamps 00:00 – Best moments: Carrick, United meltdown & Brighton predictions 01:00 – Five Aside intro 01:15 – Meet Jaap: Liverpool vs Brighton fan reaction 02:00 – Liverpool's new signings and Brighton's mistakes 03:00 – Gakpo, Verbruggen & Alisson: standout performers 04:00 – Brighton's defensive performance 04:40 – Can Brighton finish in the TOP FIVE? 04:50 – Meet Haruna: an angry Manchester United fan 05:00 – Why are United fans still buying jerseys? 06:00 – United's transfer strategy and ownership frustrations 07:00 – Bruno Fernandes gets absolutely ROASTED 08:00 – United fans clash over the club's problems 09:00 – Bournemouth and United's embarrassing record 11:00 – Should Manchester United get relegated? 2:00 – Are United still a big club? 13:00 – The most deluded fanbase in football? 13:35 – Michael Carrick is a PE teacher?! 😭 14:00 – Mourinho, Conte, Solskjaer or a long-term rebuild?

    MAN UNITED IN THE MUD! 😭 Carrick Is a PE Teacher?! | Brighton Fan Predicts TOP 5!

  5. 6d ago

    ARSENAL FANS ARE THEIR WORST ENEMY! 😭 Ødegaard vs Bruno, Gyökeres TEMU Edition & Liverpool Warning!

    Arsenal are flying, but Dalu has a bigger problem than rival fans — Arsenal fans themselves! 😂🔴 AK and Dalu engage in a fiery conversation about Arteta, Ødegaard's leadership, Saka's criticism, and why some Arsenal supporters need to start backing their own players. They also debate Arsenal's incredible squad depth, Myles Lewis-Skelly's rise, whether the Gunners can build a Premier League dynasty, and the difference between Ødegaard and Bruno Fernandes as captains. And then there's Gyökeres… Did Arsenal order a world-class striker and receive the TEMU version? 💀 Plus, Dalu makes a bold prediction ahead of Liverpool! 👇 Is Dalu right about Arsenal fans, or has he completely lost the plot? Let us know in the comments! ⚽ Subscribe for more football debates, interviews, and unfiltered banter. 🛒 Five Aside merchandise: [https://fiveasideent.com](https://fiveasideent.com) \#FiveAside #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Arteta #Odegaard #gyokeres Timestamps 00:00 – Dalu goes OFF on Arsenal fans! 01:00 – Intro: AK sits down with Dalu 01:30 – No Saka, no problem? Arsenal's squad depth 02:00 – Lewis-Skelly vs Guimarães: Who deserves to start? 03:10 – Arteta, academy players and earning your place 04:00 – Why Dalu is furious with Arsenal supporters 05:00 – Defending Ødegaard and Saka 06:00 – Should Arsenal fans support their struggling stars? 06:40 – Ødegaard vs Bruno Fernandes: Who's the REAL leader? 08:00 – Arsenal's dominant performance against Everton 09:00 – Can Arsenal play exciting, attacking football? 10:00 – Have Arsenal finally delivered a complete performance? 10:40 – Can Arsenal build a Premier League dynasty? 12:00 – What Arsenal still need to dominate Europe 12:35 – The Gyökeres debate gets PERSONAL 😂 13:20 – Gyökeres: What you ordered vs what you got! 14:00 – Konsa, Saliba and Arsenal's defensive strength 14:45 – Liverpool next: Dalu makes a BOLD prediction!

    ARSENAL FANS ARE THEIR WORST ENEMY! 😭 Ødegaard vs Bruno, Gyökeres TEMU Edition & Liverpool Warning!

  6. 6d ago

    CHELSEA GOT SPURRED! 💀 Tottenham Humble the Blues at Stamford Bridge | Five Aside

    Chelsea fans came with confidence. Tottenham came with receipts. 💀⚽ On this episode of Five Aside, we're outside with Chelsea and Spurs supporters following a painful London derby for the Blues! Chelsea fans are questioning Alonso's tactics, his substitutions, and why Estevão keeps getting five-minute cameos. Meanwhile, Spurs fans are celebrating a rare Stamford Bridge victory like they've just won the Champions League. 😂 We break down Caicedo's midfield struggles, Mathys Tel's performance, Chelsea's goalkeeping concerns, and whether the Blues can bounce back. Is Alonso getting his tactics wrong, or are Chelsea fans making excuses? Drop your verdict in the comments! Subscribe to Five Aside for football debates, fan reactions, and proper Premier League banter. #ChelseaFC #Tottenham #PremierLeague #FiveAside #LondonDerby Timestamps Based on the CapCut transcript timeline 00:00 – Cold open: Chelsea disaster and Spurs banter 01:06 – Meet the loser of the week! 01:35 – What's wrong with Chelsea? 02:32 – Alonso's tactical disaster 04:00 – Tottenham's Stamford Bridge curse is broken 05:25 – Why isn't Estevão playing more? 06:38 – Chelsea's possession and midfield problems 09:47 – Spurs fan responds: We dominated Chelsea! 11:09 – Tottenham's midfield and Mathys Tel masterclass 13:00 – Why Chelsea keep losing midfield battles 14:35 – Alonso IN, but questions remain 15:32 – Spurs celebrate Chelsea's home collapse 16:14 – Another Chelsea fan reacts: "Torture!" 17:57 – Can Alonso fix his substitutions? 18:46 – Chelsea ownership and transfer frustrations 19:37 – Can Chelsea still finish top four? 20:16 – Midfield, defence, and goalkeeper concerns 21:18 – Final thoughts and outro

    CHELSEA GOT SPURRED! 💀 Tottenham Humble the Blues at Stamford Bridge | Five Aside

  7. Oct 23

    EL CLÁSICO, EL CHAOS! 😂 Barca Want BLOOD & Man United Want MERCY | EPL Predictions

    El Clásico is here, and the Five Aside crew is NOT holding back! 😂🔥 Can Lamine Yamal and Barcelona embarrass Real Madrid again, or will Mourinho and Mbappé have something to say about it? The panel breaks down Madrid's defensive struggles, Barcelona's high-risk football, and why some of our hosts are predicting FOUR goals for Barça! 👀 Back in the Premier League, Arsenal look to keep their momentum going against Everton, Aston Villa threaten to derail Manchester City's run, and Chelsea prepare for a heated London derby against Tottenham. And then there's Manchester United... 😭 With Bournemouth waiting, the crew debates whether United's problems go far beyond the manager. From bold score predictions to outrageous football banter, this episode has everything! 💬 YOUR TURN: Who wins El Clásico? Can Arsenal keep winning? And will Manchester United finally catch a break? ⚽ Subscribe for weekly EPL predictions, Champions League reactions, football debates, and unfiltered banter. 🌐 https://fiveasideent.com 📸 Instagram: @theFive_aside 🎵 TikTok: @five.aside ▶️ YouTube: @FiveAsidePod #FiveAside #ElClasico #PremierLeague #Barcelona #RealMadrid #Arsenal #ManchesterUnited #EPLPredictions Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Five Aside intro 01:00 Welcome, host introductions & football banter 03:00 Aston Villa vs Man City — Can Villa stop City? 09:00 Villa vs City score predictions 12:00 Arsenal vs Everton — Champions under pressure? 15:00 Who replaces Bukayo Saka? 17:00 Is Arteta holding Arsenal's attack back? 20:00 Arsenal vs Everton predictions 22:00 Lewis-Skelly, midfield control & Arsenal's options 24:00 El Clásico preview — Barcelona vs Real Madrid 27:00 Madrid's chaotic football & defensive weaknesses 30:00 Can Barcelona dominate Madrid again? 32:00 Why Madrid must learn from PSG 35:00 El Clásico's biggest individual battles 37:00 El Clásico predictions — Four goals for Barça? 39:00 Man United vs Bournemouth — Trouble ahead 41:00 What's really wrong with Manchester United? 47:00 Bournemouth vs United predictions 50:00 Liverpool vs Brighton — Tactical preview 57:00 Liverpool vs Brighton score predictions 59:00 Chelsea vs Tottenham — London derby 63:00 Can Spurs upset Chelsea? 65:00 Chelsea vs Tottenham predictions 66:00 Watch-party talk, closing announcements & outro

    EL CLÁSICO, EL CHAOS! 😂 Barca Want BLOOD & Man United Want MERCY | EPL Predictions

  8. Oct 23

    BARCA GOT PSG'D! 😂 Man United in SHAMBLES

    Barcelona came for revenge, PSG came to remind everyone who's boss! 😂🔥 The Champions League is back, and so is the chaos on Five Aside! Q has some explaining to do after Barcelona's showdown with PSG. Is Lamine Yamal struggling to deliver in the biggest games, or are fans expecting too much from him? Meanwhile, Manchester United are giving their fans another reason to lose their minds, and Arsenal are making their case among Europe's elite. We're also getting into Phil Foden's talent, Liverpool's defensive problems, Rio Ngumoha's rise, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and the question everyone keeps asking: Who is actually winning the Champions League? 🏆 Expect heated arguments, shameless club bias, questionable ball knowledge, and plenty of football banter. 💬 YOUR TURN: Who's your Champions League favorite, and is Lamine Yamal being judged too harshly? ⚽ Join the Five Aside conversation! 📺 YouTube: @FiveAsidePod 📸 Instagram: @theFive_aside 🎵 TikTok: @five.aside #FiveAside #ChampionsLeague #UCL #Barcelona #PSG #ManchesterUnited #Arsenal #FootballPodcast Timestamps YouTube chapters • Based on the transcript's time markers 00:00 — Cold Open: The UCL Chaos Begins 01:00 — Meet the Crew: Arsenal, Barca & United Banter 03:30 — Who Needs a Champions League Trophy More? 04:45 — Barcelona vs PSG: Who Really Deserved It? 06:00 — Lamine Yamal's Big-Game Problem 12:00 — Désiré Doué vs Yamal: Who Has the Higher Ceiling? 15:00 — Barcelona's Youth Factory & the Players That Got Away 17:30 — Are PSG and Barcelona Europe's Best Teams? 20:00 — Ansu Fati and Football's Forgotten Wonderkids 25:00 — Phil Foden: World-Class or Overrated? 32:00 — Nico Paz and the Modern Number 10 33:00 — Liverpool's Defensive Chaos 35:00 — Rio Ngumoha: Liverpool's Next Superstar? 40:00 — Liverpool's Attack and the Transfer Debate 44:00 — Why Talented Attackers Struggle in Certain Systems 49:00 — Premier League Intensity vs European Football 53:00 — Manchester United: Transfers, Tactics & Frustration 59:00 — Is Bruno Fernandes Part of United's Problem? 01:05:00 — Can Anyone Fix Manchester United? 01:12:00 — Arsenal vs Bayern: A European Statement 01:17:00 — Champions League Contenders: Arsenal, PSG & Bayern 01:22:00 — Real Madrid: Winning Without Convincing 01:24:00 — Mourinho, Management & Football Politics 01:29:00 — Arda Güler, Midfielders & Ballon d'Or Debates

    BARCA GOT PSG'D! 😂 Man United in SHAMBLES
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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

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  • Creator
    Five-aside
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    163
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chukwudalu Fab-Ukozor 2022
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    Five Aside