Clocking the Nation

Christopher Cox and Karina Pauletti
  • 5.0 (8)
  • NEWS COMMENTARY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY
Clocking the Nation

Get ready to get clocked! College besties and comic duo Chris Cox and Karina Pauletti take on the entire nation in a podcast focusing on politics, news, gossip, and pop culture. It’s an equal-opportunity affair, and NO ONE is safe. Every week, Chris and Karina will pick through their favorite (or least favorite) headlines to dissect and spill the tea on, with special segments thrown in as a surprise. Why do all podcasts have to be hosted by BUSTED the house straight white men? Listen to these two queens who have a lot to say and absolutely no f*cks to give! Remember, do NOT take any of their advice as serious or literal, this show is for entertainment and religious purposes only.

  1. APR 12

    S2, Episode 6: Getting Bonnie Blued by South African PayPal Dusties

    Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, B...

    59 min

  2. MAR 20

    S2, Episode 5: We're Living in @America on X

    Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting w...

    1h 1m

  3. FEB 1

    S2, Episode 4: Measuring your Nunu Banana

    This soyciety is getting FUGLY THE HOUSE. In this episode, your girls clock the rise of the tech bro from nothing for views to taking over the inauguration. Elonka has been on a Yahtzee bender, giving salutes, calling into far-right German parties, and promoting mess on X. Even his own AI, Grok, thinks he's busted, especially after he got exposed for faking his video game prowess. Dusty Bill Gates has been feeling irrel, so he's decided to run to the media to talk about his failed marriage, d...

    1 hr

  4. JAN 17

    Season 2, Episode 3: The Nunu Games (Part 2)

    The much-anticipated Part 2 of the NUNU GAMES has arrived (y'all really seem to like this drop!) People are so desperate for views that they're begging while behind bars. Diddy is allegedly PISSED that Luigi is way more popular than him with other inmates, especially since he's innocent, he says. You wanna know how it smellll?????? Ask George Santos, he know it smell wellllll. He also made it known that Matt Gaetz has a busted mug. We clock how these failed congresspeople are trading makeup t...

    50 min

  5. JAN 15

    Season 2, Episode 3: The Nunu Games (Part 1)

    Happy New Year goyals! We're kicking off 2025 with a two-part special to keep you fed. To start, we talk about how the year is getting off to a bumpy start, with attacks, disasters, and billionaire mess. We deep dive into Mark Zuckerberg's broification and make over of Meta to further dupe Elonka's house. Elonka Musk has been ruffling feathers over in MAGAland with his support of Vivek's H1B visa tweet. Even Dump is getting annoyed, reportedly saying he's tired of having him over at his house...

    57 min

  6. 12/12/2024

    S2 Episode 2: The Haunting of Luigi's Mansion

    Oooh girl this may be our best episode yet! The universe gifted us with a buffet of busted the house to feast on. Our fav work from home senator John Fetterman Zoomed into The View to share the dustiest takes. He says Biden should also pardon Dump and that Elon and Vivek are gonna drain the swamp with DOGE. Morning Joe has a total meltdown on air after his viewers accuse him of kissing Dump's ring during his trip to Mar-a-Lagos. Ted Cruz even piled on, saying he was giving kisses down low, wh...

    1 hr

  7. 11/18/2024

    S2 Episode 1: We Have the Mark of the MrBeast

    Welcome to the official launch of S2 of Clocking the Nation! Your gurls are back on the busted beat, bringing you the biggest stories on this ran thru, blown out Nation. We're entering Dump 2.0, and we're seeing our predictions and theories from Season 1 take shape right before us. From Elon buying out the country and going full psycho on X, to the manosphere podcasts soaking up more views than legacy media. We start with Elon, who is posting on 10 different X accounts every 5 minutes, what's...

    1h 2m

  8. 09/27/2024

    Episode 30: Nickocado for Views

    Welcome to our SZN finale goyals! We're gearing up for our new fall era, so we wanted to cap off the first season of CTN with a big thank you to all of you. To start, your hosts dive into their origin stories and how growing up as outcasts pushed us to become chronically online girlies with a sense of humor. We also HAVE to clock the Nickocado Avocado tea, everyone thinks he's some mastermind, when we know he was busted from the jump. We share OG tea on him and his impulsive behavior and give...

    1 hr
See All (41)

    5
    out of 5
    8 Ratings

    About

    Get ready to get clocked! College besties and comic duo Chris Cox and Karina Pauletti take on the entire nation in a podcast focusing on politics, news, gossip, and pop culture. It’s an equal-opportunity affair, and NO ONE is safe. Every week, Chris and Karina will pick through their favorite (or least favorite) headlines to dissect and spill the tea on, with special segments thrown in as a surprise. Why do all podcasts have to be hosted by BUSTED the house straight white men? Listen to these two queens who have a lot to say and absolutely no f*cks to give! Remember, do NOT take any of their advice as serious or literal, this show is for entertainment and religious purposes only.

    Information

    • Creator
      Christopher Cox and Karina Pauletti
    • Years Active
      2022 - 2025
    • Episodes
      41
    • Rating
      Explicit
    • Copyright
      © 2025 Clocking the Nation
    • Show Website
      Clocking the Nation

    Content Restricted

    This episode can’t be played on the web in your country or region.

    To listen to explicit episodes, sign in.

    Stay up to date with this show

    Sign in or sign up to follow shows, save episodes, and get the latest updates.
    Select a country or region

    Africa, Middle East, and India

    Asia Pacific

    Europe

    Latin America and the Caribbean

    The United States and Canada