Five Aside

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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc

  1. 20m ago

    United We Win, Divided We Panic! 😂 | UCL Madness, PSG & The Death of No. 10

    Is football losing its magic, or are we just getting old? 😂⚽ This week on Five Aside Podcast, the boys are back with another episode full of football debates, outrageous takes, and premium banter! PSG are playing football like they've unlocked cheat codes, Lamine Yamal has the football world arguing again, and Manchester United fans are wondering when they'll finally know peace. 😭 But the real question is: Is the traditional No. 10 officially DEAD? 💀 From Ronaldinho, Kaká, Özil, and Juan Mata to today's pressing machines, we debate whether modern football has sacrificed flair and creativity for tactics, athleticism, and efficiency. 🔥 IN THIS EPISODE: - PSG and Luis Enrique's ridiculous football system - Can anyone actually stop PSG? - Lamine Yamal, the hype, and football's obsession with comparisons - Arsenal, Madueke, and the battle for attacking positions - The death of the traditional No. 10 - Ronaldinho, Kaká, Rooney, and the legends we miss - The next generation: Lamine Yamal, Max Dowman, Rio Ngumoha, and more - Manchester United's never-ending emotional rollercoaster - Liverpool's defensive frustrations and Chelsea banter Plus, we discuss football's growing commercial influence and reflect on player safety following tragic events. Whether you're a United fan suffering in silence, a Chelsea fan enjoying the chaos, or an Arsenal fan believing this is finally your year, there's something here for everybody. 👇 JOIN THE DEBATE: Is the classic No. 10 truly dead, or can football still produce another Ronaldinho? 👍 LIKE | 💬 COMMENT | 🔔 SUBSCRIBE Five Aside Podcast — Football, banter, and absolutely no safe opinions. #FiveAsidePodcast #FootballPodcast #PremierLeague #ChampionsLeague #ManchesterUnited #PSG #LamineYamal #Arsenal #Chelsea #Liverpool #footballbanter Timestamps 00:00 — Cold Open: Football Chaos & United Tears 😂 01:17 — Welcome to Five Aside! Meet the Boys 03:17 — Football Check-In: Who's Winning, Who's Suffering? 04:36 — Como, Fàbregas & the Nine-Goal Madness 07:10 — Chelsea Ticket Controversy & Corporate Greed 08:53 — The Nine-Goal Debate Continues 10:59 — Tragic Football News & Player Safety 17:17 — PSG Are Playing Football on Cheat Codes 🤖 20:54 — Luis Enrique's System & PSG's Incredible Depth 24:33 — Liverpool Fan Joins: Defensive Errors & Frustration 29:50 — How Do You Actually Beat PSG? 34:05 — Lamine Yamal: Superstar or Overhyped? 37:00 — Football Twitter, Agenda & Player Comparisons 42:06 — Arsenal, Madueke & Competition for Places 57:08 — Is the Future of Football in Safe Hands? 57:44 — The Death of the Traditional No. 10 💀 59:45 — Ronaldinho, Kaká & the Lost Art of Playmaking 01:03:00 — Has Pressing Killed Football's Creativity? 01:09:06 — Rooney, Scholes, Mata & the Legends We Miss 01:11:17 — Has Modern Football Lost Its Magic? 01:17:20 — Jack Wilshere, Max Dowman & Future Superstars 01:19:13 — Chelsea's Young Talent & Player Development 01:24:25 — The Wonderkids Who Never Fulfilled Their Potential 01:30:53 — Manchester United: Same Problems, Different Season 01:32:33 — Final United Rants & Closing Banter

    United We Win, Divided We Panic! 😂 | UCL Madness, PSG & The Death of No. 10
  2. 52m ago

    MAN UNITED HAVE RATS?! 🐀😭 AK EXPOSES Carrick's Dressing Room | Chelsea's Young Stars SHINE!

    AK is back, Chelsea are winning, and Manchester United are catching strays! 😂🔥 Dalu sits down with AK at Brewhouse for a heated Premier League breakdown. AK celebrates Chelsea's victory but refuses to let Alonso off the hook, despite big performances from Morgan Rogers, Romeo Lavia, and Josh Acheampong. Then things get personal! 👀 AK claims there are RATS in Manchester United's dressing room working against Michael Carrick. Bruno Fernandes catches serious heat, while Dalu fires back with some Arsenal banter. And who's really the Premier League's best young talent — Josh Acheampong or Myles Lewis-Skelly? From Chelsea's tactical problems to United's dressing-room drama, this episode has everything! For the Culture. Everything Ball Knowledge. ⚽🟡⚫ Subscribe to Five Aside for more football debates, fan reactions, and Premier League banter. Timestamps 00:00 – Cold open: Rats at Manchester United?! 01:00 – Dalu and AK introduce the episode 01:55 – AK celebrates Chelsea's victory 02:15 – Chelsea fans put pressure on Alonso 03:05 – Fofana's shocking first-half performance 04:15 – Morgan Rogers delivers a game-winning moment 05:10 – Romeo Lavia and Caicedo impress 06:00 – Is Chelsea's young talent trying too hard? 06:45 – AK questions Alonso's tactics 07:45 – Mike Penders and Josh Acheampong shine 08:25 – Acheampong vs Myles Lewis-Skelly debate 09:15 – AK accuses United players of undermining Carrick 10:00 – Is Carrick really Manchester United's problem? 10:45 – Carrick stew and closing banter 😂

    MAN UNITED HAVE RATS?! 🐀😭 AK EXPOSES Carrick's Dressing Room | Chelsea's Young Stars SHINE!
  3. 4d ago

    ARSENAL SEND LIVERPOOL TO THERAPY! 😭🔥 Fans Go WILD After Anfield Revenge | TREBLE LOADING?!

    ANFIELD REVENGE IS SWEET! 🔴⚪🔥 Arsenal fans are absolutely LOSING IT after a massive 1-0 victory over Liverpool, and Five Aside was there to capture every moment! AK hits the crowd for some hilarious, emotional, and downright outrageous fan reactions. 😂 One Arsenal fan says Liverpool gave him PTSD! 🏆 Arsenal fans are already dreaming of the TREBLE! 😭 A Liverpool fan admits Arsenal are a different level. 🔥 Mia goes OFF on Liverpool's tactics, substitutions, and management! ❤️ Mr. Bayo shares his incredible Arsenal journey, supporting the club since childhood and witnessing decades of highs and lows. From the celebrations to the Liverpool meltdown, this is football passion at its finest! 💬 Can Arsenal actually win the treble? Or are the fans getting carried away? Drop your predictions below! Subscribe to Five Aside for fan interviews, football debates, match reactions, and everything ball knowledge. FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #Arsenal #Liverpool #ArsenalFans #FiveAside #PremierLeague #footballreactions Timestamps Time Segment 00:00 Wildest fan reactions — opening montage 01:05 Nimsy celebrates Arsenal going top 04:05 Is this Arteta's biggest win? 04:45 Lewis-Skelly changes the game 07:15 Mr. Bayo's lifelong Arsenal story 09:15 Why Arsenal's defense frustrated Liverpool 11:00 Lewis-Skelly and Arsenal's title ambitions 12:30 Liverpool fan admits Arsenal are different gravy 14:00 What went wrong for Liverpool? 16:00 Isak, Barcola and Liverpool's attacking problems 18:15 Arsenal fans celebrate Anfield revenge 20:35 TREBLE LOADING?! 22:00 Arsenal fans debate their attacking options 23:20 Mia's explosive Liverpool rant 25:00 Why Liverpool's manager is under pressure 28:00 Liverpool fan predicts a fifth-to-eighth-place finish

    ARSENAL SEND LIVERPOOL TO THERAPY! 😭🔥 Fans Go WILD After Anfield Revenge | TREBLE LOADING?!
  4. 4d ago

    ARSENAL'S NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! 🎃👻 Henry, Haaland & Mustafi HORROR SHOW!

    🎃 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: ARSENAL EDITION! 👻⚽ What's scarier than Halloween? Watching Mustafi defend a one-goal lead! 😭💀 Dalu from Five Aside links up with Samco from Lounge 11 for a special conversation about football, culture, community, and everything that makes the beautiful game special. From the Chelsea vs Manchester United watch party to the passion of Nigerian football fans, we talk about why football brings complete strangers together like family. Then things get SPOOKY! 🎃 🔥 Prime Thierry Henry or Declan Rice's deadly corners? 👻 Why does Erling Haaland haunt Arsenal fans? 💀 Mustafi or Myles Lewis-Skelly at left-back? 🏟️ Is Anfield Arsenal's ultimate haunted house? 🧛 Can Declan Rice play until he's 40? ⚽ The ultimate Arsenal five-a-side: two legends and three current stars! Who would make YOUR ultimate Arsenal five-a-side team? Drop your picks in the comments! 👇 Subscribe to Five Aside for raw football debates, fan reactions, watch parties, and proper football culture. FOR THE CULTURE. 🟡⚫ #FiveAside #Arsenal #HalloweenSpecial #ThierryHenry #DeclanRice #Haaland #PremierLeague #footballculture Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Halloween teaser: Henry, Haaland & Arsenal nightmares 00:22 Dalu meets Samco from Lounge 11 01:00 Chelsea vs Man United: the watch-party experience 02:00 Lounge 11 and the power of football community 03:00 How football connects complete strangers 03:40 Five Aside, Arsenal and growing football culture 04:15 Bringing back raw football banter 05:00 Dalu's football journey and the Five Aside vision 06:00 Halloween challenge begins! 06:15 Prime Henry vs Declan Rice's corners 06:35 Which Arsenal legend deserves a comeback? 06:50 Haaland: Arsenal's biggest nightmare? 07:15 Mustafi vs Myles Lewis-Skelly 07:35 Calafiori, Tony Adams & Halloween costumes 07:50 Anfield: Arsenal's haunted house 08:15 Can Declan Rice play until 40? 08:40 Henry's iconic comeback and Saka's shaky trait 09:10 Building the ultimate Arsenal five-a-side

    ARSENAL'S NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! 🎃👻 Henry, Haaland & Mustafi HORROR SHOW!
  5. Oct 30

    CARRICK ON THIN ICE! 🥶 Alonso OUT Next?! Arsenal vs Liverpool Gets HEATED!

    🚨 THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK, AND SOMEBODY'S JOB MIGHT BE ON THE LINE! 😂🔥 After a disastrous Carabao Cup week, Dalu, AK and Ini are back with their predictions for a massive Premier League weekend! 🔴 Chelsea vs Manchester United: Carrick is under pressure, Alonso is running out of excuses, and Chelsea fans are already preparing the #AlonsoOut campaign! Who survives this Halloween showdown? ⚔️ Liverpool vs Arsenal: Arsenal's attacking injury crisis couldn't have come at a worse time. Can Arteta find another ugly win, or will Liverpool expose the Gunners? Plus, the boys get into a heated debate over Alexander Isak's form! 🔵 Manchester City vs Brighton: Could Brighton hand City another defeat? The predictions might surprise you! Three massive fixtures. Two managers under serious pressure. One weekend of pure Premier League chaos. 👇 DROP YOUR SCORE PREDICTIONS IN THE COMMENTS! 👕 Check out our Five Aside merch! 📲 Follow us: Instagram: @theFive_aside TikTok: @five.aside YouTube: @FiveAsidePod ⚽ FIVE ASIDE — FOR THE CULTURE. #FiveAside #PremierLeague #Arsenal #Liverpool #ManchesterUnited #Chelsea #ManchesterCity #FootballPodcast Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Intro — Carabao Cup misery & EPL weekend preview 00:47 Carrick's job on the line? Man United's leadership questioned 02:02 Chelsea vs Man United — Alonso vs Carrick 04:50 Chelsea fans fear another disaster 06:00 Will Alonso face an OUT campaign? 08:51 Both managers desperate for a win 09:18 Can United exploit Chelsea on the counter? 10:19 Chelsea vs United — Final predictions 10:52 Man City vs Brighton — Another City defeat? 13:46 Liverpool vs Arsenal — The big showdown 16:05 Arsenal's injury crisis and Liverpool's opportunity 18:32 Arteta's tactical dilemma 20:29 Arsenal's attacking depth questioned 21:38 Is Alexander Isak actually in form? 24:34 Arsenal vs Liverpool — Final prediction 25:22 Final thoughts — Who gets sacked first? 26:02 Outro, social media & Five Aside merch

    CARRICK ON THIN ICE! 🥶 Alonso OUT Next?! Arsenal vs Liverpool Gets HEATED!
  6. Oct 29

    CHELSEA IN CRISIS! 😭 Alonso Under FIRE, Arsenal Drama & Ballon d’Or ROBBERY! 🏆 | Five Aside

    Three losers in the building and Dalu is NOT letting anybody breathe! 😂🔥 Chelsea fans are losing patience with Alonso after another disappointing performance against Liverpool. AK and the boys clash over Fofana, Chelsea's tactics, and why Estêvão isn't getting enough minutes. Is Alonso already running out of excuses? Meanwhile, Arsenal's cup drama sparks another heated debate before the conversation turns to the Ballon d'Or. Did David Raya and Luis Enrique get robbed? Did Harry Kane deserve his award? And are the voting criteria even consistent? Then comes the big one: the Five Aside Community Awards! 🏆 Our community voted, and we're revealing their picks for the best players, managers, and football moments. Expect heated arguments, shameless football banter, and plenty of laughs. ⚽ Subscribe to Five Aside — For the Culture. 📲 Instagram: @theFive_aside 🎵 TikTok: @five.aside ▶️ YouTube: @FiveAsidePod #FiveAside #ChelseaFC #Arsenal #BallonDor #FootballPodcast Timestamps Time Chapter 00:00 Three Losers in the Building! 😂 01:30 Chelsea vs Liverpool: The Fofana Debate Gets HEATED 07:35 Was Alonso Even Trying to Win? 09:30 Why Isn't Estêvão Playing More? 11:05 Chelsea Fans Are Losing Faith in Alonso 15:55 Estêvão vs Nwaneri: Do Young Players Deserve More Minutes? 23:30 Arsenal's Cup Drama and Penalty Shootout 29:00 Manchester City and the Cup Results 33:00 League Cup Upsets and Football Banter 39:00 Refereeing Controversies and VAR 45:30 Ballon d'Or Debate Begins 48:00 Harry Kane, Mbappé and the Award Arguments 53:28 Harry Kane: A Role Model for Young Footballers 55:55 Are the Ballon d'Or Criteria Inconsistent? 59:30 Did David Raya and Luis Enrique Get Robbed? 1:00:30 Barcelona's Awards Dominance 1:05:30 Thierry Henry, CBS Banter and the Socrates Award 1:07:55 The Five Aside Community Awards Begin! 🏆 1:10:40 Coach of the Year: The Community Has Spoken 1:11:00 Football Moment of the Year 1:13:30 Arsenal's Title and an Emotional Fan Story 1:18:00 More Five Aside Award Reveals 1:23:00 Building the Five Aside Best XI 1:29:00 Final Award Picks and Debates 1:32:25 FPL and Closing Banter

    CHELSEA IN CRISIS! 😭 Alonso Under FIRE, Arsenal Drama & Ballon d’Or ROBBERY! 🏆 | Five Aside

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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc