Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Lauren & Mattias

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

  1. 6d ago

    #185: LIVE MAD LIBS

    Send us Fan Mail We come back to live streaming after a long break, fumble through tech and platforms, then settle into movie talk that turns surprisingly thoughtful. After that, we let Halloween Mad Libs run the whole show, with chat prompts, vampires, zombies, and one last card pull before we sign off.  • going live again after months away, including the messy setup and stream troubleshooting  • quick reactions to Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and what works compared with the first movie  • first-time thoughts on Thelma and Louise, from performances to the uncomfortable men  • how Mad Libs works and why it’s perfect for live improv  • Halloween Mad Libs stories featuring cemeteries, seances, demons, and undead hospitals  • TikTok warnings, Facebook lag, and what it’s like to juggle platforms mid-show  • ending with Cards Against Humanity style pulls and a goodbye that feels final  Listen to our episodes on YouTube and such.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  2. Sep 22

    #200: Chairs Forever

    Send us Fan Mail We juggle end-of-podcast feelings with our usual chaos, then race through recent movie watches before diving into two full “kangaroo review” plot breakdowns. The goodbyes sneak up on us anyway, with a final round of jokes, gratitude, and a plan for where the show lives next.  • cold open banter and facing the almost-final sign-off  • real-life overwhelm, procrastination and the need to write everything down  • studio field trip highlights and why staying serious is hard  • quick takes on Compromising Positions and Paul Blart Mall Cop  • Anger Management (2003) step-by-step plot recap and what still feels annoying  • Here (2024) explained in chronological order, plus de-aging CGI and timeline confusion  • themes of memory, regret, family tension and what “home” means at the end  • the farewell, the cliffhanger of maybe returning, and one last card pull  Don't be sad. Re-listen to all of the episodes. You have 200 of them if you want. We also have leftovers if you subscribe. Follow us on YouTube. Please put it in your calendar.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  3. Sep 15

    #199: Bad Robot

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic life updates and a PowerPoint presentation that betrays Lauren to a surprisingly real talk about CPR and freezing when something goes wrong. Then we pivot into movie night mode with reviews of That’s My Boy and Zookeeper, set up a rewatch challenge for episode 200, and end with a wildly incorrect “history” of Terminator.  • catching up on sleep, school travel, and a week that feels nonstop  • dealing with a presentation done early and design changes after file transfer  • talking through “um” habits and the urge to edit ourselves in hindsight  • learning CPR, wondering when to step in, and the fear of overreacting  • meeting Greg Poehler and geeking out over Welcome to Sweden  • watching Terminator 2 in a cinema and why it still holds up  • reviewing That’s My Boy and why the humor feels more uncomfortable than funny  • reviewing Zookeeper as a lighter family movie with talking animals  • assigning a Kanga Review for episode 200: Anger Management  • attempting a Terminator timeline and immediately losing the plot  • pulling “what’s ruining your life” cards to close it out  Thank you for listening to this episode. And all the other episodes. We’re ending the podcast. Don’t be sad. You can listen to all the episodes all over again if you feel like it. I’m sure eventually they’ll be re-uploaded to YouTube. We will be back one more time next Tuesday. One last time. It is a fun title to a fun thing that we’re going to do September 26th at 8 o’clock p.m. Swedish time. And for East Coast people in the States, that is 2 o’clock PM. If you want to join us. That would be cool. Please do. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on BuzzSprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  4. Sep 8

    #198: Marriage Is A Poisoned Gift

    Send us Fan Mail We tell the full story of a chaotic Paris trip that ends with a rooftop proposal under the Eiffel Tower sparkle and a very determined hunt for a baguette. Then we switch gears into movie night reviews, Swedish words that fool English speakers, and a rapid-fire set of focus and memory tips that hit a little too close to home.  • debating classic movies we still have not seen  • Paris recap from slow baggage to long walks and rainy festival chaos  • proposing on the hotel roof during the Eiffel Tower sparkle  • getting to the wrong airport and paying for an overweight bag  • what surprised us about Paris culture, smoking, and sidewalks  • movie night review of Here, the single-room timeline concept, and confusing jumps  • movie night review of Pixels, nostalgia, and why it is such an easy rewatch  • Swedish words that look like English but mean something else, including “gift” and “fart”  • quick focus tips like timers, fewer tabs, and quieter work setups  • everyday memory habits like sleep, reminders, repeating details, and stress breaks  Follow us on YouTube.  Subscribe to our YouTube roasty toasty ghosty podcast or something.  Be there. September 26th.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  5. Aug 31

    #197: May Be A Baby

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic banter into honest movie-night talk, comparing the loose hangout energy of Grown Ups 2 with the surprisingly tender robot-and-dog story in Finch. Then we turn the whole back half into Mad Libs madness, plug the next live stream, and close by sharing where to keep up with us as the show winds down. • joking about old bottles, filler words, and turning “yeah” into a drinking game • catching up on the week and a quick Paris trip tease • spiraling into celebrity rumors and the “self-deprecating” word confusion • reviewing Grown Ups 2, the cameos, and why it feels plot-light • reviewing Finch, robot learning arcs, and the dread of who might die • nerding out about DVD bonus features and behind-the-scenes footage • planning the next live Mad Libs and the weird episode numbering gap • playing multiple Mad Libs stories across different books and themes • pulling “what’s ruining your life” cards and ending on a sharp joke So subscribe to us at least on YouTube and listen to our episodes there. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  6. Aug 25

    #196: SAD!!!

    Send us Fan Mail We catch up on concerts, school, work, and movie nights that didn’t go to plan, then we review Grown Ups with pure chaotic love and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood with a lot of feelings about Fred Rogers. We also turn one listener’s “Sad” text into a real talk about sadness, closure, and how we keep moving when something ends.  • concert recap at a mountain venue with a lake and fountain  • thoughts on the opening act and the mood of “all sad songs”  • life updates on starting school, night shifts, and a zoo day  • Grown Ups plot breakdown, favorite jokes, and why it works  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood review and wanting more Mr Rogers  • coping with sadness by naming it, not isolating, and doing basic body care  • closure tips for long-term projects and letting the investment matter  • finding possibility for the future with small steps and things to look forward to  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  7. Aug 18

    #195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s timeline, plus the small daily annoyances that somehow feel huge when you’re tired and hungry.  • cold open chaos about leaving mid-recording and scrambling for a title  • nostalgic talk about 1995 movies and why some franchises get too emotional  • Jackie Chan movie night recap and how teen villain plots keep repeating  • travel and ticket stress stories including getting left by a train  • getting sucked back into The Sims and laughing at in-game disasters  • birthday plans, trampoline park energy, and fast food disappointment  • reviews of I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry and The Terminal  • honest update about ending the podcast soon and why it feels right  • OpenEyes advice for back-to-school anxiety, social awkwardness, and getting lost  • what not to do on day one and how to apologize and reset  Thank you for listening to this episode. Feel free to follow us for the next five episodes that we make because that's cool if you like to do things like that.  Send us a text. What's ruining your life and uh other than us quitting.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

  8. Aug 11

    #194: Cappuccino Worm

    Send us Fan Mail We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the table before we turn Cards Against Humanity prompts into interactive AI stories that get way too real and way too weird. • revisiting 1994 movies and a weekend box office snapshot • breaking down 90s diet culture and the low-fat carb era • naming peak 1994 snacks like Lunchables and toaster strudels • talking top songs and the grunge-to-mainstream fashion shift • celebrating fun socks and the mystery of stolen socks • sharing a Gothenburg getaway, boats, museums, and amusement park trauma • reviewing Hubie Halloween and why it still lands • reviewing Splash and the mermaid rom-com formula • wishing for more “stupid” Tom Hanks comedies • using Cards Against Humanity to generate branching AI stories • ending with what’s ruining our lives this week If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghostie Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsproutes, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.