THEMiDMOM

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The Mid Mom Podcast is your new favorite guilty pleasure—a place where pop culture meets conspiracy, motherhood gets a dose of coolness, and we tackle the juicy questions no one else dares to ask. Join me as I dive into the messiest headlines, decode the secrets behind celebrity drama, and pull back the curtain on the wild world of celebrities, cults, and curiosity. Expect a mix of humor, insight, and unfiltered truth as we navigate everything from deep dives into pop culture, the darker side of politics, parenting, and of course leaving a cult...because we know all too well that you can take the girl outta the cult, but you can't take the cult outta the - wait...okay bad example. If you love a good laugh, a bit of drama, and conversations that make you say, "Wait, WHAT?!"—this podcast is for you. Come for the dirty diet coke, stay for the crazy cool vibes. Eat Pray Slay Kweens.ATTN: SEASONS 1-3 ARE EXPLICIT. SEASON 4 STARTED OUT CLEAN BUT IS NO LONGER - LOTS OF FUCKS ARE GIVEN 💅

  1. SEP 24

    92. REALiTY BiTES THE DUSTY PiNK GLiTTER CLOUDS ✨ divorce papers, periods & spiritual portals

    Today's show - recorded on Tue Sep 23 - THE DAY OF RAPTURE - obviously has a divine blend of the following ... please enjoy responsibly lol ✨🦅 Portal vibes & pink glitter clouds – Al kicks things off with cosmic chaos: a surprise period during the post-eclipse “portal,” bald-eagle sightings 🦅🦅, and a week where the vibes were seriously vibing—good, bad, and bizarre. 🔮🃏 Tarot time on “Rapture day” – Pulling Ten of Swords ⚔️, Ace of Cups (reversed) 💧, and Nine of Cups 🍷, Al dives into a cheeky inner-Rapture reading: • Ten of Swords – dramatic ending or collapse of the old self. • Ace of Cups reversed – blocked emotions and delayed spiritual awakening. • Nine of Cups – personal satisfaction and “heaven on earth” once you let go. 💍💔 Marriage drama & conspiracy clashes – Ben finally calls her out on her flat-earth/conspiracy talk 🌎🤯, drops the D-word, then backtracks. Cue Al packing an overnight bag 🧳, crying 😭, and contemplating life, alimony, and whether she’s actually the “mean conspiracy witch” the internet thinks she is. 🌈👻 Signs, spirits & synchronicities – From pink glittery clouds predicting unexpected cash 💸 to hearing her late father-in-law’s voice during acupuncture 🪡, Al wonders if the veil is paper-thin and if she’s secretly the family’s seer ✨. 🙃📱 Mid-mom musings – Perimenopause mood swings 🔥, late-in-life autism realizations 🧩, 12-hours-a-day social media binges 📱, and daydreams of a women-only homestead where Golden Bachelor meets Sister Wives meets Real Housewives 👒🍷—no men, just wine, OnlyFans side hustles, and perfectly loaded dishwashers. 🌀🤷‍♀️ Reality check (or not) – Is social media real? Is anything real? Maybe this is the rapture—just wrapped in pink glitter fairy dust 🌸✨. 🎧 Buckle up for sarcasm, spiritual side-quests, and unapologetic midlife chaos as Al proves the wildest rapture might just be the one happening inside your own head. send me feedback here :) Support the show Subscribe, rate, review, and share with your friends! Follow @themidm0m on IG and TikTok and find her on X @themidmom Eat Pray Slay Kweens!

    36 min
  2. APR 16

    84. BARGANiNG - AM i ALLOWED TO CRY - from the nest of the TBBs

    From the Nest of the Two Bit Birds Podcast – Bargaining (Taylor Swift Grief Series) What’s up, Flockers? Welcome back to the third installment of our deep (possibly too deep?) dive into Taylor Swift’s five stages of grief and heartbreak playlists. Today, we hit Bargaining—aka the stage where we try to make cosmic trades for closure and maybe spiral just a little. Me and Simone already recapped Denial and Anger (Joe Alwyn erasure, anyone?) and then fully lose it over Bargaining bangers like The Great War and The Archer. We theorize about affairs, dissect lyrics like we’re in a Swiftian seminar, and probably say too much about our personal lives. Is Taylor a romantic? Did Joe cheat? Did Taylor cheat? Is “Mr. Perfectly Fine” the sneaky transitional track between rage and regret? Should we all get “Renegade” tattoos? We don’t know—but we feel it. This episode has: Literal grief counseling via Taylor Swift lyricsWild theories and even wilder emotional flashbacks10 pages of notes, Diet Coke, and delusionAn impassioned plea for someone to sponsor our trip to The GroveAnd a strong case for calling yourself a Renegade Flocker™Are we in our Bargaining Era? Absolutely. Are we okay? TBD. New here? Go back and listen to Parts 1 & 2—unless you like emotional whiplash. Next up: Depression. (Yay?) send me feedback here :) Support the show Subscribe, rate, review, and share with your friends! Follow @themidm0m on IG and TikTok and find her on X @themidmom Eat Pray Slay Kweens!

    31 min
2.3
out of 5
3 Ratings

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The Mid Mom Podcast is your new favorite guilty pleasure—a place where pop culture meets conspiracy, motherhood gets a dose of coolness, and we tackle the juicy questions no one else dares to ask. Join me as I dive into the messiest headlines, decode the secrets behind celebrity drama, and pull back the curtain on the wild world of celebrities, cults, and curiosity. Expect a mix of humor, insight, and unfiltered truth as we navigate everything from deep dives into pop culture, the darker side of politics, parenting, and of course leaving a cult...because we know all too well that you can take the girl outta the cult, but you can't take the cult outta the - wait...okay bad example. If you love a good laugh, a bit of drama, and conversations that make you say, "Wait, WHAT?!"—this podcast is for you. Come for the dirty diet coke, stay for the crazy cool vibes. Eat Pray Slay Kweens.ATTN: SEASONS 1-3 ARE EXPLICIT. SEASON 4 STARTED OUT CLEAN BUT IS NO LONGER - LOTS OF FUCKS ARE GIVEN 💅