Small Fictions

Small Fictions
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Three brand new comedy short stories every week get torn to shreds by a real-life English teacher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 06/20/2024 · BONUS

    Bonus - Best School Day and Bonus Cup Finale

    The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2! Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby: Blunder cats are on the move Blunder cats are loose Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar) Blunder cats are loose Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Steppin outta the shadows, into the light Blunder is here with his red grading pen With an ear for a story and in no mood for shyte Substitute Blunder is here again (again!) Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailed Mr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail! Blunder cats are on the move Blunder cats are loose He's got too many children and can't get no sleep But still hands out the A grades Don't think he's a pushover though because... HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES! Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! Blunder blunder blunder blunder cats Nee owww beer owww neeee owwwww! SEASON ONE RYAN WON SEASON TWO RYAN WON BONUS CUP RYAN WON SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM! Blunder cats are on the move Blunder cats are loose Feel the magic, feel the roar (roar) Blunder cats are loose ***** Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min

  2. 04/16/2024

    S02 Ep10 - Comedy and Season Finale

    What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It': Pants came down Knob fell out People screamin Runnin all about It weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe me I had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny) I was transporting it back to its hive Shoved it down my pants not gonna lie What shocked me is it stung my bell end Not the shaft or either of my nutsacks Just the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap) Pants came down Knob fell out People screamin Runnin all about The manager from boots called the cops before i knew it i was surrounded i was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding) They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwear I said mate, are you having a laugh You seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffe It's all swollen yeah from the bee sting ain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayin Pants came down Knob fell out People screamin Runnin all about Look, bottom line is the cops opened fire I screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!" shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gob i got real scared man, started prayin to god Cops ran out of bullets so i took my chance boarded the ferry to calais, france in france it's great: nudity is fine it won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime) Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m

  3. 03/29/2024 · BONUS

    Bonus - Future Diary

    Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out. Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min

  4. 03/27/2024

    S02 Ep09 - Fables

    The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode. Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min

  5. 03/22/2024

    Bonus - Gangsters

    Things get very Sopranos this week. Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

  6. 03/20/2024

    S02 Ep08 - Cyberpunk

    Getting alllll futuristic this week. Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min

  7. 03/15/2024 · BONUS

    Bonus - Candy

    See you in hell, candy boys! Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  8. 03/13/2024

    S02 Ep07 - Spies

    It's about to get James Bondy. Socials: Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/ YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_pod TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Website: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions   Get in touch: Email - smallfictions@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min
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Three brand new comedy short stories every week get torn to shreds by a real-life English teacher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Small Fictions
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    42
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ryan Holder
  • Show Website
    Small Fictions