THE REAL ROONEYS EPISODE 1: Reviewed! Welcome to the podcast everybody! We have a doozy for you today! Is that how it’s spelled? Doozy. Doozie. Lumie. Loomie. I don’t know. Everything has a spelling, at the end of the day, which is quite funny. But some words have even MORE of a spelling. Words like “schadenfreude”! Which, believe it or not, we will get into on today’s show. Because it is (pinch, punch, the first of the month and no returns!) Thursday October the 1st 2026 and you know what that means! Its CCCAH day! And its everyone lambast Manchester City day too, apparently so, as the legendary Penny Lane in Almost Famous once said: “it’s all happening”! It really is. Season 7. Episode 23. Lets f*****g go. Lock in. Everyone get your fingers hovering above your “let’s start the show” buttons! Anyway, I can’t believe we’re doing this episode but we are and now that it is in your ears I hope you are as happy with it as I am. The beauty of the show really. Something (potentially, who knows, no spoilers, lol, etc) that I may not have necessarily looked forward to THE MOST EVER becomes a podcast I VERY MUCH LOOKED FORWARD TO and now I am here like yeah ok … much like The Real Rooneys Season 1 Episode 1 … Season 7 Episode 23 of the Cultural Content Consumption Appraisal Hour is … something that exists, I suppose. Yes. Now let’s get pissed! Ok now listen. I’m going to be real with you. Links are my favourite. Resources. New places to look and learn, path ways and connections. From one web page to another just like from one piece of art to another. That is how this show works. The vast and intuitive and soulful map of inspiration. But yeah so, today, um … I’m not really sure what to do about the links? Like … what else is there to say? We have you covered on the podcast itself, really and truly. We get into all of the minutiae (joint runner up with “parlay” as word of the day) of it all, from the guilty charges of Manchester City to the accents of the Rooney clan! I didn’t mention though, one errant observation: at some point Coleen said “believing in meself” and the subtitles showed “believing in myself” - that is scouse erasure! Please sort it out Disney plus! Or, as Rooney suggested, give me my money back! Watch the first episode of The Real Rooneys here: https://www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/play/5e111cb9-806a-4494-b5b8-9e6e0a2fd011 This is the website for Primark: https://www.primark.com/en-gb I like these pyjama bottoms even though Coleen didn’t design them … but they do have pockets so maybe … Wayne? Noooo … but on the other hand … : https://www.primark.com/en-gb/p/the-simpsons-homer-cuffed-pyjama-bottoms-grey-991183366706 This is the website for Match of the Day (I miss Gary Lineker … maybe I should watch The Rest Is Football more you know): https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b007t9y1/match-of-the-day Coleen’s best looks (okay low key slay for me for finding this): https://www.hellomagazine.com/hfm/500546/coleen-rooney-best-fashion-moments-of-all-time/ And this racing stripe I feel is pretty sharp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG6iG2cQrzI Check out our website: cccappraisalhour.show Check out our e-mail: cccappraisalhour@gmail.com Check out our Twitter: twitter.com/cccappraisalpod Check out our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cccappraisalhour Check out our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cccahour Special FAVE MOMENT FROM THE POD RECORD note for VIP read-the-whole-show-notes-members only: When we tried to get to the bottom of the doghouse manual. I am honestly none the wiser. Like it FEELS like a cute joke but I just don’t understand … he’s ON his third book of the doghouse manual. Are you writing them? Because, stop then. Or reading them? In which case, also, stop!? Stop buying them! You’re keeping them in business! Surely the first manual was more than enough?? I don’t understand, Wazzzzaaaa!! SPOILERS BELOW FOR NEXT WEEK: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03tvm9q/inside-no-9-series-1-1-sardines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.