Writers love to torture their characters, but sometimes the most terrifying dangers are the ones we forget exist. In this episode, we’re diving into five real‑world failures even seasoned pros fall victim to, the kind of overlooked dangers that can turn your fictional scenes from predictable to pulse‑pounding. From rapid rehydration that triggers deadly hyponatremia, to wet rocks that explode like grenades, to parasites hiding in slugs and snails, to toxic animal organs, mad cow disease, rabies‑carrying wildlife, and even poisonous wood smoke — these are the hazards your characters should fear… because real survivors do. If you want your fiction to feel authentic, dangerous, and unforgettable, you’re in the right place. Learn about all of this and more in today’s episode. Welcome to Writing Rural With Alley, your inspiration station for vivid rural worldbuilding; with practical tips on settings, tools, animals, plants, and even the characters who live in those worlds, from historical to post‑apocalyptic. Helping bring your stories to life! This is episode #122, 5 Survival Failures Even the Pros Fall Victim to That Every Writer Should Know. Every word was written by Alley, but because of my vocal cord issues, this episode is currently voiced by AI. Stick around to the end to find out all the ways things could possibly go wrong in your story. One quick disclaimer: I am in no way, shape, form, or fashion a medical anything. This is not medical advice, survival advice, or anything for real life. This is intended for fiction stories and nothing else. Now, let’s get into this. We all know there are plethoras of ways things can go wrong in a survival situation, but what about for those who are experienced, or at least should be experienced in survival situations and survival tactics. Perhaps a survival instructor, or someone who has lived in survival situations before. Let’s go over some of the advanced survival things that could happen to even the most experienced survivalist. 1) Death From Rapid Rehydration Ok, this one sounds silly, but it’s actually a very serious one, with potentially fatal consequences. If a character is dehydrated, they will feel extremely thirsty, and when they get water, they are tempted to drink as much as they can, as quickly as they can. However, drinking too much water can cause a condition called hyponatremia, a type of electrolyte imbalance. (AKA, not enough salt in the body for the amount of water they just drank.) Hyponatremia (also called water intoxication) causes cells to swell and expand, even in the brain. This condition can escalate quickly! Signs and symptoms include: (Mild to moderate) * nausea * vomiting * headache * fatigue * drowsiness * low energy * muscle cramps * muscle weakness * muscle pain * dizziness when standing * bloated stomach * swelling in the hands, feet, or abdomen (severe to life-threatening) * confusion * hallucination * irritability * altered metal state * seizures * coma * respiratory arrest An important note about this is that characters can “seem” fine and then suddenly collapse. This is perfect for some tension, suspense, and drama. Let’s go over how much water is too much. Since the kidneys need to filter the water, this will depend on how much water the kidneys can filter. Now, let me be clear: this technically depends on the character’s age, size, and weight. A 50-year-old, 180-pound man will not have the same needs as a 19-year-old, 100-pound female. So, the following is just a rough guide for the average person. The kidneys of adults can only filter approximately 1 liter of water per hour. This means your character should have no more than one liter of water per hour. For my fellow American’s that’s 33 ounces. This might not be easy if they are dehydrated. The mental fight against the body’s desire to get water can be hard to fight against. On to the treatments. In modern times, your character will immediately need to stop drinking more water and restrict future water intake. If possible, they will go to the hospital, where they will get IV fluids (3% saline) to raise the salt levels in the body, but they will not add it too fast, because that can make things worse too. Sometimes diuretics are given to help get water out of the body. Plus, if the cause of dehydration was vomiting or diarrhea, they will treat that too. Historically, and likely to be used in modern survival or post-apocalyptic stories, they too would stop water and restrict it so they didn’t drink too much. They would make salted broths, or brines to drink, and get salt in that way. Herbal diuretics were used to get rid of excess water. This could be hurtful if they were already dehydrated. The question is, do they need water out to live or water in to live? In the 1830s, IV saline started use as a treatment for things like dysentery or cholera. An important note: newborn babies must never be given water!! Water will kill them. Breast milk and formula are all they should have until 6 months, and even then it needs to be in small amounts. Killing child characters is a huge no-no for readers. Consider this your warning. 2) Exploding Rocks This one sounds like a joke, but it’s not. You see, when rocks that have water trapped inside of them are heated, the water will turn into steam inside the rock. What is the problem with that? Simply put, steam takes up more than 1000 times more space than the equivalent water. The rapid heating will cause uneven stress points in the rock. As steam is made, pressure builds inside the rock until the rock breaks in an explosion. With the uneven stress points, this means there is a very high chance of hot rock shrapnel. This can cause a ton of issues, including burns, cuts, foreign bodies inside the body, and soft tissue injuries such as destruction of the eye. (AKA, it’s all fun and games until your character loses an eye.) These can lead to infection since rocks are not sterile items. Also, when the steam is released from the rock, it can burn the character if they are close enough to the rock. There are some rocks that are more likely to explode than others. River rocks, or rocks found in water, whether in a river, pond, or puddle that holds water. Any rock left in water for an extended period is at risk of this. Sandstone, limestone, and lava rock all have large pores in them that make it easy for water to get into and become trapped. This would be an unexpected moment for people. It could make warriors feel as if they are in battle. It could scare children. It is a perfect moment of distraction. Some people might think your survivalist should have known, and now they question how competent they are. An enemy could have snuck some in or a troublemaker kid. Get creative with this one. They are all kinds of fun options for this. 3) Parasites in Slimy Critters & Bugs; Plus Disease Now we get to the creepy crawlies. The most common parasite that both snails and slugs can carry has a fancy name I can’t pronounce, but is commonly known as the lungworm. Which, as you’re about to see, is a stupidly deceptive name! These are transmitted to people when they eat raw or undercooked snails or slugs. We all know some cultures eat them raw, and people love to challenge others to eat them raw. Let me state it super simply because I don’t want to hear the long answer twice. When humans eat the larvae (or eggs that will hatch into larvae) the larvae will go through the intestinal walls and into the bloodstream. Now, in animals, they go to the lungs. In people, they get lost because we are weirdos. I mean, they are not smart. Do larvae have brains? This could take a few days to weeks, and during this time the character might experience nausea or stomach discomfort. They could also have no signs whatsoever. They will migrate up the spinal cord and cross from the bloodstream into the brain. They can’t turn mature here so they wiggle around in the brain, causing inflammation. This triggers the body to flood the area with white blood cells to fight what it thinks is an infection. All the white blood cells and inflammation add pressure on the brain, and that is never good! This is called eosinophilic meningitis. Eosinophilic meningitis signs and symptoms are agonizing headaches (think worse than your worst migraine, and that is from someone with chronic migraines), extremely stiff neck, highly sensitive skin, tingling, or even facial paralysis. The larvae can’t mature inside the human brain and will eventually die. This causes more white blood cells to be sent and more inflammation. At this point, it turns even more serious with localized brain damage, nerve paralysis (like a drooping face or double vision), coma, or death. Now I was going to do a survival rate, but this is more a quality of life rate. In modern times, it’s about a 99% survival chance, but if the infection was high, there is a very high chance of permanent neurological issues such as chronic phantom nerve pain, a permanent facial droop, blindness, or cognitive issues. Mild cases likely will have no long-term issues whatsoever. With no treatment, there is still about a 98% survival rate. However mild causes likely involve weeks or months of an agonising migraine before they get better. If they have a high infection the massive wave of worms dying at the same(ish) time can cause coma, permanent paralysis, or an agonizing death from brainstem encephalitis. Now, historical treatment before about the 1960s, when we developed modern treatments, is about a 90% survival rate and was mostly the same treatment as the “no treatment” with only a few exceptions. Some doctors did understand they had worms in the brain, and sometimes gave them high doses of antiparasitic meds, which could kill the character themselves at the high rate they gave it. If you didn’t guess, the doctors or healers often accidentally killed the person while trying to save them.
