Two Girls One Listener

Kelso Lando
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Just two girls chatting about mostly everything in our lives into the void, that apparently has at least one person in it. Maybe two?

  1. JAN 5

    Crying at the Cafe and La Jolla Comedy Store

    Yo gurls recap their holidays and everything that has happened~~~~including Kelso crying about her family once again. MaritziComedy StoreChris Franjola

    1h 7m

  2. JAN 2

    Curly Hair Treatments, Keratin Treatments, and San Diego Traffic

    Yo sorry for the delay on the upload of this episode from 12/11/2025, enjoy!

    1h 10m

  3. 12/01/2025

    Soho House, SLOMW, Southern Charm, and Soggy Dog Walks

    A little late, but better now than never. Nat and Kelso got together almost two weeks ago and recorded this ep. We trade in our boring tax conference notes for gossip about LA's Soho House and the hilarious woes of pet parenting. Then, it's straight to the couch for a reality TV breakdown. We're dissecting all the messy drama, questionable fidelity, and friendship chaos on the latest episodes of "Southern Charm" and "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives."

    1h 15m

  4. 11/05/2025

    Daylight Savings & The Darkness: Winning the 5:30 AM Wake-Up War

    Natalie and Kelso here, and we're officially complaining about the early nights messing with Kelso's kid's bedtime (and, let's be real, her sanity). We're talking about the weird energy shift of the shorter days, the secret pressure to be festive, and why intentional planning is the only thing standing between parent-Kelso and a total holiday burnout. Natalie is here for the moral support and a candid, funny look at balancing family and finding joy even when you're running on empty! Companies mentioned in this episode: Ruby Body Rock Jet Set Pilates Lululemon Vuori Cozy Earth Brooklinen Huda Huda Beauty

    1h 14m

  5. 10/26/2025

    Gum Grafts, Wedding Reunions, and Studying Abroad

    Kelso and Natty are sinking their teeth into the often-overlooked world of dental health! One of us is spilling the details on her recent, unexpected gum graft surgery—yes, at age thirty. We’re getting honest about the pain, the recovery, and the shock of facing intense dental issues when you thought you were still young.

    1h 17m

  6. 10/11/2025

    Navigating Technical Challenges and a Conversation on Beauty Treatments

    This week, we delve into the intricacies of audio editing and the nuances involved in maintaining synchronicity during recording sessions. I reflect on a previous instance where an inadvertent pause disrupted the flow, leading to complications in post-production. We discuss the challenges faced in achieving seamless audio alignment, emphasizing the importance of meticulous attention to detail in editing processes. The conversation transitions to personal anecdotes, particularly regarding facial treatments and beauty procedures, illuminating our experiences and the subsequent impacts on self-image. Ultimately, we underscore the significance of self-care and the personal narratives that shape our perspectives on beauty and aesthetics. Companies mentioned in this episode: Chromebook Skin Habit Jack Johnson Travis Kelsey

    47 min

  7. 10/02/2025

    Parenting, Pain, and the Nader Sisters

    This week we’re talking about the shocking US mortality rates and the intense pressure to choose between a home birth or the hospital. We’re also diving into Hulu's Love Thy Nader and having a conversation about disordered eating surrounding the show and how ridiculously easy it is to access weight control drugs.

    1h 28m

  8. 09/26/2025

    Pretty Privilege & Radical Optimism: Pop Culture, Friendship Envy & Pop Culture (CMBC Rebrand, McBee, Nader)

    This week Kelso and Natty unpack the latest on trending engagement rings, pretty privilege, CMBC's rebrand, and radical optimism. Plus, we're doing deep dives on reality TV drama: Bravo's McBee Dynasty, Hulu's Love Thy Nader, friendship envy, and being the friend who always makes the effort.

    1h 10m
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Just two girls chatting about mostly everything in our lives into the void, that apparently has at least one person in it. Maybe two?

Information

  • Creator
    Kelso Lando
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 Kelso Lando
  • Show Website
    Two Girls One Listener